Note to orange juice drinkers

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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Save your tears so Puddy Tat can drink them, he's into that: https://www.yahoo.com/news/column-inside…

I generally don't get within 100 miles of the border/coast, so hopefully my tires won't get slashed.

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Flash4
3 days ago
"May we see your papers?" - sound familiar from, like, a thousand movies about WWII and the Nazi regime? Blanket stops, racial profiling and seizures without warrants and probable cause sure feels unamerican. Sorry, I mean like being in some other sort of country, maybe Nazi Germany?

I'm not going to argue that our immigration system does not need improvements, but this is some fucked up BS. It will start here, and wait until the dragnet expands to the next group our new overlords claim is a threat to America. Fix the shit but do it the right way.

All that aside, I agree - I can't wait to see all of the rich white people start to cry when their food supply chain, favorite restaurants, and all of the other services driven by immigrant workers start to crumble.
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Puddy Tat
3 days ago
I don't see the point in targeting citrus workers, but you conveniently omitted this paragraph.

"The Border Patrol eventually asserted that it had conducted a four-day "targeted enforcement" operation aimed at undocumented immigrants with criminal records, ultimately detaining 78 individuals mostly for crimes such as drug trafficking, burglary and child abuse."

We need a more targeted use of resources, but it's not like child abusers and gangsters have CRIMINAL tattooed on their forehead. By definition, an illegal immigrant is a criminal, though a citrus picker with an otherwise-clean record doesn't help us. (Oh, and "undocumented" is hilarious; they'd be "undocumented" if they were legal and dropped their papers in the desert.)

I expect a lot more pearl-clutching and sob stories. In the end, one side believes America has an obligation to take on the world's poor (usually rich urban white progressives who want to assuage their own guilt), or views illegal immigrant rapes and drug trafficking as acceptable collateral damage to import Democratic voters, and the other side which says a border means something and we need to look out for Americans--native born or naturalized--first.
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skibum609
3 days ago
Democratic Socialists (Democrats/progressives) are enamored of their spiritual kin and forbears known as the German Workers Socialist Party (Nazis) that they have become their go to example.
Illegal aliens are foreign criminals, not undocumented, not immigrants, not migrants.
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
@PT I omitted? I linked to the whole article. This is what happens when you spaz-slander, you omit even the bad Tukery rant "logic".

If non-citizens have likely committed a crime, they should only be directly deported if there isn't enough evidence for a criminal conviction in the US. This seems to be all the CPB feels it needs to say about these mass detentions/arrests: https://www.facebook.com/reel/5796564382… . Nobody should claim they believe in freedom if they think that's OK. Slashing tires, dumping people more than 300 miles from their homes, that's at least as bad as anything on this site about the TJ cops.

Regular police agencies probably have long lists of people that are probable criminals and illegal aliens, but they don't have enough evidence for a criminal convictions. Why doesn't Homeland Security deport those people first? Sanctuary laws don't prevent someone who's been arrested from getting turned over for deportation.
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Puddy Tat
3 days ago
^ You omitted it in your complaint like this is some kind of atrocity.

Why are you saying they should be deported only if there _isn't_ enough evidence? Are you saying that they should be deported if innocent? LOL. So they get punished on suspicion alone. Who's to say these illegals haven't "likely committed a crime"? I'm sure they traveled more than 300 miles to jump the border. Do we have sovereignty to drop them right off at their home? Do they have a right to get dropped off there, after they wandered off of their own free will?

Fuck sanctuary laws. That's the next thing I want to hear; you want to be a sanctuary, you don't get a nickel of federal dollars. Get with the program.

Yes, we need to go after probable criminals, but again, they don't have that tattooed on their forehead. This operation detained _criminals_, you seem to keep glossing over that fact.

We need to send an unequivocal message; come here legally or not at all. Yes, we need to expand legal immigration to fill our labor needs. IDGAF about sob stories; there is no intrinsic human right to live here and have the privileges thereof.

"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent."
- Adam Smith
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
So poor people who don't pull themselves up by their bootstraps deserve no sympathy. But poor people who commit a "crime" with no identifiable victim, to get someplace where they CAN try to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, also deserve no sympathy. They also don't deserve full human rights, apparently.
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Puddy Tat
3 days ago
^ I don't care about sob stories or sentimentality. Illegal immigration is a crime, no air quotes. Again, there is no intrinsic right to be here, I don't care what you risked. That's another way the Biden open border is cruel, we're encouraging people to make the trip, to catch malaria and dengue along the way, to die of hunger and thirst in the Darien Gap, to get raped by coyotes as "payment." Closing the border and Remain In Mexico are compassionate.

The identifiable victim of even the "innocent" is the American people, whose wages they depress, whose social services they strain.

Our duty is to fellow Americans, native or naturalized, who played by the rules to come here.
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
@Puddin' Head
1. So I link to a whole article. You quote an assertation that is misleading at best based on the rest of the article. But I'm the one who's omitting.
2. Realistically, immigration has to be considered a privilege, not a right. So deportation is not a criminal penalty. Preponderance of the evidence would be a reasonable standard for deportation. After due process, as the Constitution requires.
3. The article says that people who were not deported were brought from Bakersfield to El Centro (more than 300 miles) and dumped there.
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Puddy Tat
3 days ago
^ I quoted the article. Or are you saying they didn't really mean what they said.

Preponderance of evidence that they committed the crime of illegal entry should be enough. You say it's a criminal penalty, then it's not. Can't have it both ways.

Seems like we shipped immigrants further than 300 miles in the name of goosing the census and the vote. Funny that, Dems not only want to ship them around, but remove every vote integrity safeguard.

Of course, I'd rather we go after the employers. Cut it off at the source. No need for a single raid if we do that. Win/win, except for bleeding heart liberals and "charities" who make money facilitating lawbreaking. Catholic Charities should be indicted on RICO charges.
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
The preponderance of the evidence is that the economy would be in big trouble without illegal immigration. So, no victims. The brats in grown bodies, who feel victimized, are only victims of their own temper tantrums.
Being in IT, legal immigration has likely had some negative impact on my income. But, trying to cut it back significantly would probably do more harm than good to the country as a whole.

If the deportations lead to less poverty in the US, without runaway inflation, I'll gladly eat my words. Not impossible, but very unlikely. But, in any case, the suffering of the deportees should be minimized. They have already suffered enough. If there's a Purgatory, they're going to get a lot of credit for time served in this life.
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
"Seems like we shipped immigrants further than 300 miles in the name of goosing the census and the vote. Funny that, Dems not only want to ship them around, but remove every vote integrity safeguard."

Source?
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skibum609
3 days ago
^Preponderance of the evidence is the civil standard of proof. Beyond a reasonable doubt is the criminal standard. Overstaying a visa is a civil matter. If it results in your visa being voided, you're done and cannot get another one.

Illegal entry is a crime. The first violation is a misdemeanor and subsequent violations are felonies. What the criminal left calls migrants are not migrants, but criminals.
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
90% of drivers admit to speeding, so they are criminals.
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Puddy Tat
3 days ago
"The preponderance of the evidence is that the economy would be in big trouble without illegal immigration. So, no victims."

Refuted above. If illegal immigrants kept costs down, why did prices go up over 20% during Biden's term? Not to mention that sending the message that crime is acceptable and encouraging others to die along the way.

"The brats in grown bodies, who feel victimized, are only victims of their own temper tantrums."

That's your opinion. The strain in social services and budgets is undeniable.

"Being in IT, legal immigration has likely had some negative impact on my income. But, trying to cut it back significantly would probably do more harm than good to the country as a whole."

Legal vs illegal. The H1B visa program needs some reforms, but America does well by skimming the best from around the world.

"If the deportations lead to less poverty in the US, without runaway inflation, I'll gladly eat my words. Not impossible, but very unlikely."

Opinion. Again, why did prices rise so harshly even as Biden allowed in so many illegals?

"But, in any case, the suffering of the deportees should be minimized. They have already suffered enough. If there's a Purgatory, they're going to get a lot of credit for time served in this life."

God can handle Purgatory; let America handle illegals. Deportees, ship them to the border, then they're on their own. Enforcing the law against criminals is not "suffering," it's justice. Misplaced sentimentality is not an argument.

"Source?"

The flights have been documented. Of course they're humane when Biden did them and evil when DeSantis did them. Democrats' opposition to voter ID, automatic registration when you get a license are well known.
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shailynn
3 days ago
What about cranberry juice drinkers?
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
Of course, why should I doubt things that are document in unnamed documents? That's irrefutable proof.

Inflation occurred in many countries. Why did inflation in the US drop precipitously starting in 2023, long before Biden throttled way back on immigration last summer?
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
ski picks all the cranberries in Massachusetts, no worries there.
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Puddy Tat
3 days ago
^ Because the fed raised rates far enough, causing other adverse consequences.
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
So, to grossly overestimate, let's say 10 million people immigrated into the US under Biden. So that would make for roughly a 3% increase in the US population (ignoring our subreplacement fertility rate and COVID-related deaths). Let's assume these immigrants could somehow spend on average as much as those already here. How could 3% more spending push prices up 20%? And that's ignoring that inflation-adjusted GDP grew by more than 12% during the Biden administration.

It makes more sense that post-COVID inflation was driven by factors somewhat similar to post WW2 inflation: https://www.onebridgewealth.com/blog/wha…
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Puddy Tat
3 days ago
^ If 10 million illegals came in, and undercut wages which would decrease inflation, what would inflation have been under Biden's policies alone--spending and muffing the supply chain crisis? Or if we hadn't raised interest rates, which strengthened the dollar and exported our inflation to the world? (God bless being the reserve currency). Much, much worse.

The GDP increase was artificial; COVID was a deflationary shock which artificially suppressed it. The economy bounces back from such things if you don't fuck with it.
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ilbbaicnl
3 days ago
Oh so now the illegal immigrants reduced inflation? Interest rates were raised after inflation in the US and it's trading partners experienced rising inflation. Regardless, increasing GDP means more goods available so it limits inflation.
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jaybud999
3 days ago
@ilbbaicnl

Look man, they're clear: they want anybody here illegally gone. They don't give a fuck about the rest....mainly because it's not "them." They rationalize it as saving the country and decreasing strain on SS's (I happen to agree with the problem on strain on SS's). There's about 51% of them (well, maybe more if you think that people near the middle still went democrat....but agree with this style of immigration enforcement).

I agree with Puddy's (ooohhh fuuuuck....) position on just going after employers to get the job done faster, more humanely, and without the inevitable expensive lawsuits that will come from profiling the eighth generation American they "swore" looked like a zero generation immigrant. You know, when that guy gets fucking pissed about it, and the agents slam him into the ground for resisting them and stuff.
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skibum609
3 days ago
Someone claiming that speeding is a crime is too stupid to post anything. Zero proof no illegals are an economic benefit. Zero.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
Speeding is a worse offense than illegal immigration. It's a matter of physics, that the faster you go, the more dangerous it is. In contrast, the strong preponderance of the evidence is that, without illegal immigration, the general quality of life in the US would be much worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_i…
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
"90% of drivers admit to speeding, so they are criminals."

A lot of the PLs here admit to getting extras, so they're criminals too. But special rules apply to them. It's OK when they commit crimes, but when Juan who picks strawberries for 14 hours a day is only a "criminal" because he's documented, that's a problem, even though he is positively contributing to our economy and helping to feed Americans.

These idiots also don't understand how the agriculture industry and its economy works and how even Trump supporters who are farmers admit that a lot of their workers are undocumented. There was a dairy farmer in Nebraska who voted for Trump and said at least half his workers are undocumented. He runs that dairy farm 24/7 in order to make a profit. When asked why he voted for Trump even though his business relies on cheap undocumented labor, he simply said that Trump isn't actually going to deport his workers, because if he did, his shelves would be empty in two days.

Certain groups of people who are too blinded by hate to educate themselves, have no idea how much our agriculture industry is reliant on undocumented workers' labor. So not only will there be shortages on fresh food of many varieties, but even the staff at restaurants (cooks, bus boys, etc) will be at risk of deportation as well. The cost of food everywhere will go up, from grocery stores to restaurants. Some fresh produce and even dairy simply won't be available in many locations for long periods of time, and when they do become available they will cost significantly more.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
^Juan is undocumented* in this scenarios, not documented. Typo.
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skibum609
2 days ago
A cite to Wikipedia as a source roflmao. cannot even make things up that are this idiotic. Another ignorant bigoted comment by IBB. I pick cranberries? hey, stupid they are harvested by machine and yes, I drove one. Unlike democrats I have worked my entire life and find all work honorable, even if you retarded pussies think getting your hands dirty at work makes you a redneck.

Only progressives are all about kumbaya and love. Everyone else bases their politics on hatred. Of course, it is possible that progressives, always being wrong, has made them all ignorant haters and as such they assume normal Americans are like them. We're not. As far as Juan picking strawberries? Get a green card and welcome. Sneak over you fucking go home. Happy to spend more on produce farmed by former welfare recipients who had to take jobs. Juan is not undocumented. Juan snuck in and is an illegal alien and a criminal.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
Unfortunately Juan cannot get a green card, or a guest worker visa. That's a Marie Antoinette "let them eat cake" alternative. Blue collar immigrant workers are like liquor under prohibition. You can regulate it to avoid harmful effects. Or you can make it illegal, spend a lot of money, empower organized crime, cause a lot of suffering, and make people's lives generally worse.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
"As far as Juan picking strawberries? Get a green card and welcome."

You seem to be under the impression that Green Cards are given out like candy. It is actually incredibly hard, if not nearly impossible, for Juan to get a Green Card, since he comes from an impoverished nation, doesn't speak much English, didn't go to college, and isn't qualified for a job that would magically grant him a Green Card or even a temporary work Visa. But Juan lives in a dangerous area. He can either stay in Mexico and possibly die or watch his kids die, or he could enter the US and work his ass off without a Green Card, minding his business and giving his children a better life while contributing to our economy. I know giving poor children a better life is a foreign and dirty concept to you, because you neither have children nor empathy, and you'll never have either. But believe it or not, there are billions of people on earth who weren't lucky enough to have been born in a first world nation and they are striving for better for themselves.
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
"Undocumented," ROFL.

If only there were a word for something that violated a black-letter law.

Oh wait, there is! The word is _illegal_.
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mickey48066
2 days ago
For every working Juan how many parasites are getting free everything and not earning it? I'd like to see ice round them up, put them in barracks and work the fields. Make them earn it. Speaking of not earning it, I'd like to see all the welfare leeches rounded up in similar fashion and put to work.
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TheSingularity
2 days ago
That's called slavery. The very definition of it.
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skibum609
2 days ago
Maybe, just maybe if American progressives didn't bail out rich Mexicans by letting them export their problems here instead of fixing them there, people wouldn't need to come here. The idea that because Juan lives in a fucked up country and had kids he couldn't afford that we should pay for them is beyond retarded. Nina you aare just a pompous virtue signalling nitwit and the type of person I would not allow to raise a geranium let alone a child. Know it all, yet you know jack shit.
God bless ya Trump for letting the nitiwts rage impotently.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
OK so we've got people here who think illegal immigrants don't deserve a pardon. Presumably they all regret voting for a President who pardoned people who assaulted and seriously injured cops? Please, please explain how immigrating illegally is worse than assaulting and injuring cops. Sure to be priceless comedy gold.
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skibum609
2 days ago
^Just as priceless as those supporting the mentally deficient Biden who has caused thousands upon until thousands of deaths worldwide due to his progressive impotence and abject foreign policy failures worldwide. Comedy gold watching you fuckwits explain how being dead is preferable to being deported.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
Skibum. You're a 70 year old fucking DIVORCE ATTORNEY and you have no kids and never will so you try to feel better about yourself by shitting on undocumented immigrants because their wives actually produced children for them and your wife didn't, while you pretend that your 70 year old wife is as hot as a 25 year old stripper (LMAO) and that's why you're always angry at your life and have to go skiing all the time to air out the frustration of your pathetic hate-filled and otherwise empty life while pretending to be "conservative" just because you're a miserable fucking old bastard who complains all the time about literally everything. And the reality is that the majority of these "illegals" are ACTUALLY far more conservative than you are, while you jerk off to strippers who are way hotter than the geriatric woman you are married to who has clearly left you unfulfilled on every level in life. Go smoke a joint and maybe you will feel better, you prime example of a hypocrite conservative oxygen thief. How's that for virtue signaling?
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skibum609
2 days ago
I am 67; have stepchildren; my wife is 65 and had had cancer before meeting me (fuck you for your comments about her and karma will have the final say); she is hot because she is a wonderful person, not a nasty pos like you; you are just a fucking chump I play with and if you read anger in my posts, its because of what is in you, not me, I am not a conservative, but a libertarian, and religious conservatives are d-bags anyway. Your anger made me laugh so hard I coughed for about 5 minutes. I feel nothing but pity for anyone who knows you in real life. I cannot imagine you ever made a cent legally in your life. Tell us more about how rich you are lol.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
OK, so the rule is, causality is just something pulled out of the bum that skis. So that's means the millions of worldwide COVID deaths are all Trump's fault, since the COVID pandemic started while Trump was President.
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
@ilbbaicnl - Major straw man.
First, I agree that rioters who assaulted cops should still be rotting in jail.
How many cop-assaulters got pardoned?
How many illegals are in this country, whose very presence is a crime?
How many of those are serious criminals who are getting rounded up?

Not sure why you'd compare those. It's not very favorable to you.

The deflections to speeding or buying extras are just stupid.
Cops bust speeders and johns all the time.
Hey, wonder if the leaders of New York and Chicago would fill up my tank free for going 90 in a 65, or give me a room at the Plaza Hotel to screw strippers!
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skibum609
2 days ago
Except that Biden hired the guy whi created Covid and put him in charge of lilling us to the extent that less people died under Trump with no vaccines than died under Biden with vaccines. Democrats and progressives cannot do anything right which is why you and Nina are perfect for them. Bitches of a feather....
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skibum609
2 days ago
Just gotta say lmao, this thread is fucking hilarious.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
"Your anger made me laugh so hard I coughed for about 5 minutes."

No shit, I bet you did, you ancient miserable fuck. You shouldn't have started with me if you didn't want me to finish with you.
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skibum609
2 days ago
First off stupid the term miserable fuck applies to you in bed and your personality. Was your confession good for your soul? I mean if you had one. As far as finished with me? Lmao. Get over yourself. Dealing with assholes like you has been a daily occurrence since 1981. Nothing you can say or do means jack shit to me and you as a person mean even less. Que lastima.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
You mean Faucci? He may have contributed to the creation of COVID, but that happened on Trump's watch. If Biden is to blame for not stopping COVID quicker, then is Trump to blame for not ending the Afghan War.
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skibum609
2 days ago
Trump ended the Afghan war and Biden was just continuing what Trump started so not sure you have any idea what you're talking about? Did you bang Nina and have her intellect rub off on you?
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
@PT do you think strippers who get SNAP and don't report their tips should be forced to move to Alaska? How about TUSCLers who get illegal extras?
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
Aww, Skibum is TRIGGERED. Hey buddy, why don't you buy yourself a diary? That way way it's less embarrassing when you air out your grievances. And you and your wife can read it together. It will be a great bonding moment for you two geriatrics. Then maybe you won't have to leave her and spend your shared marital money on strippers who fall under demographics you pretend to hate to hide the fact that they turn you on more than your vanilla wife ever has.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
Is that what Trump wants Greenland for, to put strippers who get SNAP on the ice sheet?
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
I think ski's wife and Melania should not be kicked as they are both (way) down.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
Yeah, tbh, Ski's wife is probably getting some BBC on the side anyway. Good for her.
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
"@PT do you think strippers who get SNAP and don't report their tips should be forced to move to Alaska?"

Whoa, how did you get from not reporting tips to Alaska? That didn't make any sense.

"How about TUSCLers who get illegal extras?"

Anyone who does knows they're taking a risk. What's the relative level of harm to society of this, vs the aforementioned effects of millions of illegals--many of whom are gangsters and violent criminals? Where should law enforcement place their resources?
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
"Dealing with assholes like you has been a daily occurrence since 1981."

I KNOW, that was the exact same year you went to take a piss at that brothel and saw your future wife's number written on the bathroom stall, you built up the courage and called her for a good time. Her number was 867-5309, right?
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
@PT If there's a foreign country that would take them, we don't need to deport them internally. We could use Wyoming instead of Alaska if we fenced it. But they'd probably all hang with Jeffree Star and have a great time.

The number of violent crimes in the US each year is probably well under 2 million. There are under 20 million illegal immigrants in the US. If 25% of them are violent criminals, and they commit 3 violent crimes per year, that would be 15 million violent crimes. If illegal immigrants are really causing such a big proportion of violent crime, they must be geniuses, because they have a relatively low incarceration rate: https://www.cato.org/publications/policy… .
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skibum609
2 days ago
Hey Nina love the Tommy Tutone reference. The rest of your post just indicates that you're a cunt taking the easy way out.
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
^ Still not sure the correlation between not declaring tips and Alaska is. But treat them same as any other income tax fraudsters.

By definition, illegal immigrants are lawbbreakers. Think it's a misdemeanor first time, felony if you come back. It's debatable whether it's a "victimless" crime, due to aforementioned strain on social services and encouraging others to make a perilous trip. I could invoke the Joe Biden "if it saves one life" with which he talked about guns but that's kind of stupid. Still, the acceptable number of illegal immigrants and crimes they commit is _zero_. Every one not arrested, is a concession to it not being worth the resources, not it being acceptable.

We'll probably end up allowing a lot of them to stay, but if you're here illegally, I would not support a path to citizenship until they leave a year then return. The immigration process is totally buttfucked. It needs to be merit, merit, merit, no matter if you're Yinjing the AI Engineer or Jose the strawberry picker.
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
^^ That was for ilb, obviously. I stay out of lovers' quarrels' ;)

But anyone who buys extras in a sanctuary city should get a suite at the St. Regis and another girl to screw. That's the analogue.
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twentyfive
2 days ago
I’m all for merit based immigration, and anchor babies, should be banned, but it seems to me it should start at the top, so Melania and her parents appear to be the recruiting poster.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
Rare footage of Nina and ski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9…
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
For younguns, this is what they are parodying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cESACuuh…
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
Melania is my most fav type of immigrant: hot woman who is willing to attend to the carnal desires of us geriatric fuglies for compensation. I'm not going to begrudge her that I never had a shot, since she landed the whale of all whales.
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twentyfive
2 days ago
^ why do you think she’s so hot, she looks like a bitch on wheels, never has a smile on her face, always pouting, always looks like she swallowed a sour lemon.
That look she always has on her face is a massive boner killer to me.
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skibum609
2 days ago
^She's married to Trump and you're wondering why she never smiles? Seriously lol?
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twentyfive
2 days ago
^ LOL true true
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
"Hey Nina love the Tommy Tutone reference."

You kind of stepped into it with your refence to 1981 which happens to be the same year that song was released.

"you're a cunt taking the easy way out."

Ha. The same thing could be said for your geriatric wife when she married you.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
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Mate27
2 days ago
“Prime example of a hypocrite conservative oxygen thief.”

Lmfao! Nina FTW!!
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skibum609
2 days ago
Nina can beat up on my wife because she is not here and cowardly cunts feel a sense of satisfaction av=bout winning when no one else is playing. That is why Nina is the epitome of a total loser. Just an old hag, fronting. When men get old, they get distinguished. When women get old, they get, well, old. Men age like fine wine. Women age like a glass of milk on a hot day.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
"Just an old hag, fronting."

Your wife is more than three decades older than me. Why are you dogging her like this? LMAO. What did she do to hurt you so badly? Oh wait I think I know....

"When women get old, they get, well, old. Men age like fine wine. Women age like a glass of milk on a hot day."

Just because your vanilla wife aged like milk because she is a senior citizen does not mean all women will age like her... especially considering your wife is neither Black nor Asian, and those women generally age better than white women (scientifically speaking). That must be why you're so eager to fuck women who don't look like your wife who, according to you, has aged like milk. What an incredible self-own, but the unhappiness in your marriage sure does explain your constant misery and your "GET OFF MY LAWN!" mentality. Must be your insecurity about all the huge Black dick your wife takes that makes you speak so incredibly poorly of her. And as far as you asserting that men age like fine wine... well OK, what a great way to introduce your bisexuality here. You swing to all types of women and men, as long as they don't look like your poorly aged wife.

Wow.
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skibum609
2 days ago
Poor ugly, bitter jealous Nina. My wife says hello and maybe try Midol. Whatever the fuck that is. You make a lot of racist statements Nina. You just some ugly white trailer park skank or are you dissin your own people? Gee whiz Nina if you could read you would know why I choose those whom I choose. Is your infantile bisexual jab supposed to be an insult? Ohh wow, I am so hurt. I am old, poorly married, have a sweet muthafucking lawn, and an old wife. Despite all that I am superior to you in every way. Then again men are superior to women.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
Lol your poor elderly wife being dragged into tuscl conversations to have to defend herself from you claiming she has aged like milk is kind of hilariously sad. And the best the helpless old lady can do is talk about Midol since she hasn't needed it for a good 25+ years. She really is living in the past. What a sad life for her. I guess that is what being married to you does to a woman.

I already know why you choose the women that you choose. They fill the void that your wife never could and never will. That's quite obvious.

And I never took a "jab" at your bisexuality, I was just completely surprised that you would come out as bisexual on tuscl of all places. But trust me when I tell you that there are a plethora of things to insult you over, obviously, and the fact that you are bisexual is not one of them. Since I'm a Libtard, of course, I support your right to fuck other men.
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Mate27
2 days ago
^^ mix drop!
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Mate27
2 days ago
^ mic drop!
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Puddy Tat
2 days ago
The sexual tension here is off the charts.

"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by the Darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykK…

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me
Touching you, God, you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love, hoo, ooh-hoo
Huh
I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
You got me in a spin but everything is a okay
Touching you, touching me
Touching you 'cause you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love, hoo, ooh-hoo
Guitar
Touching you, touching me
Touching you, God, you're touching me, oh
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love, oh-oh
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Mate27
2 days ago
This was when SkiDumb was in the prime of his life….
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skibum609
2 days ago
Nina makes Matedwithadog seem palatable. Sorry Nina, but you're laughable and not bright. Come up with better jabs. Kind of pathetic you know so much about my posting history. It makes sense in view of your jealousy and fascination with me, but you'd probably be better off with having a life. You are the epitome of a progressive, ignorant, overbearing, and always wrong. God bless ya Donald. Deport the scum she worships.
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NinaBambina
2 days ago
Lol, did I hit a nerve?
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Mate27
2 days ago
Is this the fifteenth argument SkiDumb engaged with on this site rhis week and lost? I mean add up the total # of Al’s he takes in the court room and here, it’s like he’s on a perpetual feedback loop of loosah!!
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jaybud999
2 days ago
@nina and mate

Relax, that generation is ending "soon." If he didn't pass his bullshit to the next generation, take it as a win. Will there be others who think like him in the next generation? Of course, but their numbers will decrease over time. Play a long game (although we are dead to).
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
The only way we're going to finish this thread is for Lauren Boebert to be ski's champion and wrestle Nina in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil on youtube.
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ilbbaicnl
2 days ago
@Mate those were all great shows except for Cannon and The Waltons.
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skibum609
a day ago
Hey Mate 27 loosah is a local word and you're far too stupid to be a local boy, so don't use it. Nina, thanks bud, had fun, you crack me up. Proud of you to finally come up with something original. Jay your generation will inherit nothing lol. Our world will remain our world until we are gone, and then this country will be unlivable for your few remaining poverty-stricken years. Also, unless you're under 40 I will outlive you anyway.
Three things will remain true: 1) America will never be progressive; 2) You will never make a rock a tree; and 3) Nothing any of you say is other than a response to my playing the tune of my choice. Now dance little monkeys and you all look so adorable with your little hats and tin cups.
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Mate27
a day ago
Well this explains the origin of SkiDumb and how he chose his profession….
https://www.google.com/search?q=unfrozen…
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Mate27
a day ago
^^ do it again. Tuscl doesn’t like YouTube for whatever reason https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3z2_Afly83…
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ilbbaicnl
a day ago
Is skibum Icey's dad?
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