On Scents and Trophies

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Not having anyone at home, I never worry about it. But, I often leave my sport coat, that I've worn at the club, in my car. Depending on which club, it's a potpourri of body odor, perfume, and either weed or cigarette/cigar smoke. It lingers way longer than a few days, as well...

I love your scientific approach, and you should be relieved to discover that the skank stank of a stripper doesn’t exist at home. If it did, there would be reason for concern.

I have always noticed the unique, unmistakable smell of the strip club, as well as its remarkable, lingering hang time in whatever I wore that night, but I typically find the smell to be more offensive than arousing.

I don't have anyone i need to hide the scent from, but I still throw that stuff in the laundry basket and jump in the shower when I get home. I get that a lot of guys like those scents, but I'm not one of them.

As far as trophies, I don't have anything from the club itself anymore. I used to have a couple of little pieces of swag from Scarlett's 2-4-35 dance deals. They had these little towels that were bigger than hand towels but smaller than bath towels. I loved them and had them for long enough where they got demoted to rags and then eventually had to get tossed.

Also, a number of girls I see OTC really like taking pictures and making videos. I've got quite of few of those. I also have a few trinkets strippers have purchased for me. Most of those items I've kept around on their own merits, not really so much as a trophy or memento. Like the bottle opener mounted next to the fridge on the back porch was a stripper gift, but its there cause I like it not cause she's hot and I like to remember fucking her.

Do I like very nice perfume on a woman I deal with in the general public or even on a date? Absolutely, especially when it's not one of those floral scents.

But on strippers not so much. Fortunately it's not so common for them to wear perfume anymore. But back when it was more prevalent and it was awful. Those oil based Victoria Secrets scents were strong and seemed to last forever, infecting anything around it.

A little dab of expensive perfume on a super clean body is great. That happens in places other than strip clubs.

PL confession. A stripper I knew that I often had some very liberal lapdances with used a scented hand sanitizer. It smelled like a cross between vanilla and coconut suntan lotion. Whenever I got a whiff of that scent I would become aroused. Probably because whenever I smelled it - it meant I was about to have sex. Eventually she admitted it made her horny too because it started to remind her of having sex (maybe she was feeding me a line of BS but I believed it, she would orgasm during our VIP sessions).

I tracked the scent down, it was a Bath & Bodywork’s scent and I think it was called “snowball.” I went and bought everything they had in that scent. Hand sanitizer, lotion, bath soap, they may have even had a candle in that scent. I had convinced myself that smelling that all the time would bring the same euphoric sensation I’d get when I was with that stripper.

It lasted about 2 weeks, then I got sick of the smell and eventually Bath & Body discontinued the scent. It only came out around Christmas when they did make it. Too much of a good thing eventually just becomes too much.

I gotta admit I do love after hooking up with a gorgeous stripper, still smelling scent on me. As long as it's not too strong. But it just brings you back to relive the memories even if just a couple hours ago.

For myself I've said this before but when I'm on the road I just buy a travel size sunscreen spray. I use that now, love that scent it just reminds me of the beach.

I used for awhile green irish tweed by Creed, solid scent.

Smell can be a deal breaker on some stuff though. There's a couple hotels that I couldn't even stay because the cleaner scent was too strong. Waste of money. And a place called Larry Flynts in East St.Louis. I couldn't deal again whatever scent they sprayed in the place. People OD on that shit all that time and think it's ok.

No. I don't need or want that shit in my house. That's why I rarely club in TX

I can't verify the claim, but it's certainly an interesting approach to marketing a scent:

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Thank you all for your responses. To be clear, I think my fascination is less with perfumes and manufactured scents and more raw body odor and musk but the combination of both is definitely something special to me, probably another side effect of the brain tumor that the great ReverendHorniBastard has posited may be the source of my poor life choices.

@Dolfan the older I get and the more crowded the brain feels, the more I appreciate keeping such momentos to bring back the good times. Good on you for keeping it practical though, it's easy to get weighed down by random shit otherwise.

@shailynn @muddy I think what you're both getting at is that sunscreen with coconut oil smells awesome and is often accompanied by dark skinned beauties. Here's to more of that but definitely anything in excess can be ruinous and it all loses novelty in time. Such is life.

@TheSingularity I wasn't aware this was the only state where strippers don't come scent-free. Lucky me I guess.

@EastCoaster where Paltrow's Goop is concerned, I'd rather spend the rest of my days servicing cocks with minnow than take a whiff.