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25 posts by ArtCollege

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Oldest Review on TUSCL

I just noticed that if you scroll down to the bottom of the review page, you can go to the end of 28,167 pages. First review listed was for Little Darlings in Las Vegas, reviewed on January 6, 2004. Don't…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer9 mos ago 4 14

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The Worst Reviews

Seems the least useful reviews are from someone who visits the club in a group, especially a bachelor party. They pay too much, are happy with a little titty-flash, are drunk, and lack the experience that we elderly mongers have. . Your

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer1 yr ago 2 11

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Log Out Only Thru Dashboard?

Maybe I'm dense, but I'd like to log out after my visit. Can't find a link except through the dashboard. Am I missing it?

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer1 yr ago 1 4

The Venue

Portland, OR

Closed

drove by last week; no cars in parking lot during business hours; sign outside said "Last day Oct 26" News reports say the location will become a Chick-Fil-A

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer1 yr ago 3 1

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Need Strip Clubs in Airports

Papi just posted an article about a plane delayed for four hours. I've spent many hours delayed in Denver, O'Hare, Atlanta, etc. Why not a strip club in the terminal? That is how I would while away my layovers. (Maybe…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer3 yrs ago 21

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when your lawnmower won't start . . .

The Mighty Quinn knows which stripper to call: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=384427

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 2

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Boob sanitizer

We need boob sanitizer. I'm washing my hands and using hand sanitizer, but what should I do when getting a lap dance? I want to touch those lovely boobs, but I know where they've been. That guy before me had…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 8

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Thanksgiving

I'm thankful for the many reviews contributed to this website. I know a website also takes money to keep it going, but the reviews are the heart of TUSCL. To the many reviewers, thanks. To those of you who don't write reviews…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 2

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$ in Reviews

Some people seem to have a checklist for reviews, with $ at top. They write critical comments if prices not given. But please: If a place like Follies or Criket or Pandora has many reviews, not everyone needs to write…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 64

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Dancers As Employees: Effects on Customer Service

A couple of reviews have mentioned lower quality service in the California clubs that treat dancers as employees instead of independent contractors. An article about San Francisco clubs, http://www.sfexaminer.com/new-rules-for-contractors-have-unexpected-consequences-for-the-citys-strip-clubs/, says it's really hard on the dancers (though primarily from their…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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Stripper juice on my pants

Got home and the wife said, "What did you get on your pants?" I was wearing navy blue dress slacks--very thin and smooth--and I had white stain around the zipper area. "Uh, I don't know." Then a minute later, "There…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 22

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Camel Toe Underwear

https://heatst.com/life/fake-camel-toe-underwear-the-fashion-trend-no-one-asked-for/ I was about to say, "Is this a great country or what?" but it turns out that Japan invented it. Maybe their natural toes are not so camelish.

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 3

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How about some proofreading

From a recent review: "She has nice curves snd used a dcarf to rund out. Ionly been once." It's perfectly acceptable to read what you wrote and correct errors before submitting your review. It's not cheating at all.

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 28

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You know you're in a dive bar when . . .

The stripper tells you about her grandchildren. (It truly happened to me last week.)

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 72

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Calling Mom to pick you up

In a review of Tropic Lei, Dontay wrote: "A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 17

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Stupid Me--Dance With a Beginner

I'm stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. It was her first week dancing, so I thought I'd give her a try. Nice body. I think she maybe read an article about how to give a lap dance. Got bored after one paragraph…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 27

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Driving Boston to south Jersey; where to stop?

I'm a west coaster. I'll be driving from Boston to South Amboy on a weekday. Like to stop by somewhere on the way in the afternoon or early evening. I've looked at some of the cities along the way, and…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 3

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Kilts

When I go to soccer games in Portland, I see a number of young men in the stands wearing kilts. Which got me to thinking, what could possibly be better to wear on a strip club visit. And it's well…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 6

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What WON'T She Do?

Got into a conversation with a stripper. She said the night-shift girls looked down on her for being a day shifter, because they think day shift girls are too nasty. She said "I'm not that nasty. I…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 13

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Washington DC

The strip clubs in the district are all no-touch. I've made the trek to Baltimore for "The Block." Metro to Union Station, Amtrak to Baltimore (40 minutes, $20 to $27 each way), then walk, bus or cab to The…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 1 2

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The Stripper Had To Spit

I was back in the VIP of a divey sort of club. After a song was over, I heard one stripper yell at another, "Did you just spit on the floor?" The other dancer said something like she…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer18 yrs ago 6 58

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Which way does Willy point?

Usually toward my knee, but sometimes I'll arrange for him to point north, toward my belt. That direction makes it easy for a dancer to produce a happy ending, if she's positioned just right. But I like down…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer19 yrs ago 1 5

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Mileage and cleavage

Anyone notice a correlation between mileage and implants? I was watching a dancer who had obviously made a significant investment in her boobs. Seemed to me that someone willing to invest in her job would probably do whatever…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer20 yrs ago 19

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How much do strippers make?

Ok, it's probably all over the board, but let's assumed an experienced, good-looking girl, let's say a 7, who does a good job, works in a good club in a major city. Any guesses?

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer20 yrs ago 1 27

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Identifying high mileage dancers

You're in a club that's new to you. How do you figure out (if you can't see) who gives high mileage dances? My two techniques are 1) ask a girl how long she's worked there, and avoid newbies;…

ArtCollegeElite Reviewer21 yrs ago 1 13
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