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I just noticed that if you scroll down to the bottom of the review page, you can go to the end of 28,167 pages. First review listed was for Little Darlings in Las Vegas, reviewed on January 6, 2004. Don't…
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Seems the least useful reviews are from someone who visits the club in a group, especially a bachelor party. They pay too much, are happy with a little titty-flash, are drunk, and lack the experience that we elderly mongers have. . Your
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Maybe I'm dense, but I'd like to log out after my visit. Can't find a link except through the dashboard. Am I missing it?
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Portland, OR
drove by last week; no cars in parking lot during business hours; sign outside said "Last day Oct 26" News reports say the location will become a Chick-Fil-A
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Papi just posted an article about a plane delayed for four hours. I've spent many hours delayed in Denver, O'Hare, Atlanta, etc. Why not a strip club in the terminal? That is how I would while away my layovers. (Maybe…
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The Mighty Quinn knows which stripper to call: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=384427
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We need boob sanitizer. I'm washing my hands and using hand sanitizer, but what should I do when getting a lap dance? I want to touch those lovely boobs, but I know where they've been. That guy before me had…
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I'm thankful for the many reviews contributed to this website. I know a website also takes money to keep it going, but the reviews are the heart of TUSCL. To the many reviewers, thanks. To those of you who don't write reviews…
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Some people seem to have a checklist for reviews, with $ at top. They write critical comments if prices not given. But please: If a place like Follies or Criket or Pandora has many reviews, not everyone needs to write…
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A couple of reviews have mentioned lower quality service in the California clubs that treat dancers as employees instead of independent contractors. An article about San Francisco clubs, http://www.sfexaminer.com/new-rules-for-contractors-have-unexpected-consequences-for-the-citys-strip-clubs/, says it's really hard on the dancers (though primarily from their…
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Got home and the wife said, "What did you get on your pants?" I was wearing navy blue dress slacks--very thin and smooth--and I had white stain around the zipper area. "Uh, I don't know." Then a minute later, "There…
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https://heatst.com/life/fake-camel-toe-underwear-the-fashion-trend-no-one-asked-for/ I was about to say, "Is this a great country or what?" but it turns out that Japan invented it. Maybe their natural toes are not so camelish.
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From a recent review: "She has nice curves snd used a dcarf to rund out. Ionly been once." It's perfectly acceptable to read what you wrote and correct errors before submitting your review. It's not cheating at all.
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The stripper tells you about her grandchildren. (It truly happened to me last week.)
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In a review of Tropic Lei, Dontay wrote: "A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on…
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I'm stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. It was her first week dancing, so I thought I'd give her a try. Nice body. I think she maybe read an article about how to give a lap dance. Got bored after one paragraph…
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I'm a west coaster. I'll be driving from Boston to South Amboy on a weekday. Like to stop by somewhere on the way in the afternoon or early evening. I've looked at some of the cities along the way, and…
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When I go to soccer games in Portland, I see a number of young men in the stands wearing kilts. Which got me to thinking, what could possibly be better to wear on a strip club visit. And it's well…
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Got into a conversation with a stripper. She said the night-shift girls looked down on her for being a day shifter, because they think day shift girls are too nasty. She said "I'm not that nasty. I…
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The strip clubs in the district are all no-touch. I've made the trek to Baltimore for "The Block." Metro to Union Station, Amtrak to Baltimore (40 minutes, $20 to $27 each way), then walk, bus or cab to The…
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I was back in the VIP of a divey sort of club. After a song was over, I heard one stripper yell at another, "Did you just spit on the floor?" The other dancer said something like she…
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Usually toward my knee, but sometimes I'll arrange for him to point north, toward my belt. That direction makes it easy for a dancer to produce a happy ending, if she's positioned just right. But I like down…
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Anyone notice a correlation between mileage and implants? I was watching a dancer who had obviously made a significant investment in her boobs. Seemed to me that someone willing to invest in her job would probably do whatever…
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Ok, it's probably all over the board, but let's assumed an experienced, good-looking girl, let's say a 7, who does a good job, works in a good club in a major city. Any guesses?
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You're in a club that's new to you. How do you figure out (if you can't see) who gives high mileage dances? My two techniques are 1) ask a girl how long she's worked there, and avoid newbies;…
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