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How about some proofreading
From a recent review: "She has nice curves snd used a dcarf to rund out. Ionly been once."
It's perfectly acceptable to read what you wrote and correct errors before submitting your review. It's not cheating at all.
28 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(twentyfive)
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You know you're in a dive bar when . . .
The stripper tells you about her grandchildren. (It truly happened to me last week.)
72 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(twentyfive)
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Calling Mom to pick you up
In a review of Tropic Lei, Dontay wrote: "A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on…
17 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(sharkhunter)
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Stupid Me--Dance With a Beginner
I'm stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. It was her first week dancing, so I thought I'd give her a try. Nice body. I think she maybe read an article about how to give a lap dance. Got bored after one paragraph…
27 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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Driving Boston to south Jersey; where to stop?
I'm a west coaster. I'll be driving from Boston to South Amboy on a weekday. Like to stop by somewhere on the way in the afternoon or early evening. I've looked at some of the cities along the way, and…
3 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(motorhead)
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Kilts
When I go to soccer games in Portland, I see a number of young men in the stands wearing kilts. Which got me to thinking, what could possibly be better to wear on a strip club visit. And it's well…
6 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
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What WON'T She Do?
Got into a conversation with a stripper. She said the night-shift girls looked down on her for being a day shifter, because they think day shift girls are too nasty. She said "I'm not that nasty. I…
13 commentslast: 16 yrs ago(chandler)
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Washington DC
The strip clubs in the district are all no-touch. I've made the trek to Baltimore for "The Block." Metro to Union Station, Amtrak to Baltimore (40 minutes, $20 to $27 each way), then walk, bus or cab to The…
2 commentslast: 16 yrs ago(ww)
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The Stripper Had To Spit
I was back in the VIP of a divey sort of club. After a song was over, I heard one stripper yell at another, "Did you just spit on the floor?" The other dancer said something like she…
58 commentslast: 17 yrs ago(Book Guy)
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Which way does Willy point?
Usually toward my knee, but sometimes I'll arrange for him to point north, toward my belt. That direction makes it easy for a dancer to produce a happy ending, if she's positioned just right. But I like down…
5 commentslast: 19 yrs ago(FONDL)

