The strip clubs in the district are all no-touch. I've made the trek to Baltimore for "The Block." Metro to Union Station, Amtrak to Baltimore (40 minutes, $20 to $27 each way), then walk, bus or cab to The Block, about 1.5 miles from train station. There you find very high mileage.
Any other public transit options? I don't rent a car when I'm in DC. Anything on a Metro line, or even a bus line, in the suburbs?


In the Virginia suburbs there's the Paper Moon club in Springfield VA (Fairfax County). You can take Metro, Blue line to Franconia Station (last stop). Then 5 minute cab ride to the club. LDs/VIP available but pricey, probably due to lack of competition. On the plus side, safer than The Block.