The Worst Reviews

Worst - "This is my first time going to a strip club"
2nd Worst - "This is my first time going to this club"
3rd Worst - "My wife/gf and I..."
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I don't see a lot of bachelor party reviewers. Hardened mongers know clubbing is a solo sport.

Personally, I can't stand reviewers that don't get dances. I can read about the decor and shit on google, I'm here to find out what the dances like.

I don't downvote these reviews because nothing in the submission guidelines say you have to get dances. But generally when I see a review where the reviewer spent "Under $100", I fly right by without reading it or upvoting it.

^ the cheapskates need info too.
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They're the least relevant to the contingent of TUSCL who participate in the discussions, but you could make the argument they're valuable to the site. The people who need the reviews the most are probably the guys who are gonna go to a strip club once in a decade. What they're looking for is exactly that type of experience, so they've very relevant to them. The TUSCL regulars who've made hundreds of visits to dozens of clubs don't need a review. Sure, they can help us quickly size up a place, saving some time and money getting the lay of the land so to speak. But we could figure it out without the review.

I personally find the reviews of fist time visitors to my local clubs to be interesting. It's good to get an outside perspective. The group reviews I can relate to a bit, because when I go to a strip club in a group my goals and expectations are very different. I prefer different clubs for solo trips than in groups. There are some overlap, but even when its the same club the dancers I spend on when I'm in a group are the exact opposite of the ones I'd spend on solo. In a group, I'm totally fine with the dancer who'll hop from lap to lap chatting and drinking our booze. I'll tip her to hang out and be a mostly naked distraction slash disruption at our table. Solo, I'd kick that low mileage mooch out of my lap with prejudice. In a group, I care about the stage show and the music for their own value. Solo, I only want to know the extent to which that shit will me from 1:1 time with my chosen stripper.

Hey, there's a couple clubs around here where I can spend $100 and still get a pretty good blowjob if not more. And while I'm not an LDK kinda guy, that approach to clubbing is obviously pretty popular. I see no reason to hate on those reviews, but can totally understand why you'd not bother to read them.

The worst reviews ...
...any talk of frank Sinatra abd billy joel
...anyone who wont fuck for $50 and give gfe is a rob with gps
...When they review a particular hooker not a club
...ldk
...bargain pussy hunting on day shift

I'd argue those are fake reviews. "Bachelor party" "my wife and I" "my first time ever in a strip club" just auto down vote

Ive never seen anyone claiming someone wont fuck for $50
Paying $1000 to fuck is ridiculous, only a retard would ask for that and someone clueless or desperate would pay it

Day shift isnt about bargain pussy hunting rather just finding more dancers open to extras

The most retarded reviews are ones talking about making it rain or how good the club is for partying and dancing. If i was looking to party and dance i would be looking at nightclubs

A strip club to me needs to at least have a nude or semi nude stage show or lapdances

It doesnt need to be a brothel but it also shouldn’t be a nightclub

prices are helpful. parking, security check, cover, hat-coat girl, maitre d, waiter, drink prices, food prices, lap dance prices, VIP room prices, tip expectations, massage girl, restroom troll. I know I'm carrying it too far.

Not interested in reviews from customers who visit in groups or “couples” visits because that’s not how I patronize SCs and the dynamics with dancers are totally different
As far as reviews where reviewers got no LDs, I’ve submitted some of those where the circumstances of not getting dancers (e.g. poor talent or dancers buried in their phones/glued to regulars) could be relevant to other potential customers

The double edged sword of crowd sourced reviews is that there’s something for everyone and there’s also going to be things that aren’t relevant to everyone. There are enough bachelor party or couples reviews (though still the great minority) so that it indicates those customers go to clubs and come to this site for info. Don’t like a review? Don’t read it. All of us vets know not to read just one review to get the lay of the land when we’re in a new city. As long as the review doesn’t hit third rail topics, just approve it and let it get factored into the database. No need to get pissy about it.

I think the best spirit of this thread is examining what details of some reviews peeve you the most. Of course incoherent reviews where somebody gets no dances, gives no details, or names dancers inappropriately are the objective worst, and if a review is from a perspective you don't care about just pass on by, but this is really about what makes you annoyed when you read it.
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What gets me is guys who talk about spending way too much money to basically get ROB'd and not giving a shit. Hating on "bargain pussy hunting" is odd when you could argue that mindset is exactly what's core to most conversation on this site: getting a fair deal for a service. Ego overspenders are the most direct opposition to that (besides ROBs themselves).
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Meanwhile, the club is different things at different times and that is part of its beauty.

@Hank - It's not that bachelor party and couples reviews aren't relevant to me; it's that the quality and descriptions usually suck.

@MajoraCream - "Hating on "bargain pussy hunting" is odd when you could argue that mindset is exactly what's core to most conversation on this site"
That's mostly Icey, who admits to posting high off his ass most of the time.
He also upvotes all his own posts and says outrageous shit to get reactions.
Don't take him seriously.

Details on extras. Where, who, what, how much.