The Worst Reviews
ArtCollegeOregon
Seems the least useful reviews are from someone who visits the club in a group, especially a bachelor party. They pay too much, are happy with a little titty-flash, are drunk, and lack the experience that we elderly mongers have.
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last commentWorst - "This is my first time going to a strip club"
2nd Worst - "This is my first time going to this club"
3rd Worst - "My wife/gf and I..."
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I don't see a lot of bachelor party reviewers. Hardened mongers know clubbing is a solo sport.
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Personally, I can't stand reviewers that don't get dances. I can read about the decor and shit on google, I'm here to find out what the dances like.
I don't downvote these reviews because nothing in the submission guidelines say you have to get dances. But generally when I see a review where the reviewer spent "Under $100", I fly right by without reading it or upvoting it.
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^ the cheapskates need info too.
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They're the least relevant to the contingent of TUSCL who participate in the discussions, but you could make the argument they're valuable to the site. The people who need the reviews the most are probably the guys who are gonna go to a strip club once in a decade. What they're looking for is exactly that type of experience, so they've very relevant to them. The TUSCL regulars who've made hundreds of visits to dozens of clubs don't need a review. Sure, they can help us quickly size up a place, saving some time and money getting the lay of the land so to speak. But we could figure it out without the review.
I personally find the reviews of fist time visitors to my local clubs to be interesting. It's good to get an outside perspective. The group reviews I can relate to a bit, because when I go to a strip club in a group my goals and expectations are very different. I prefer different clubs for solo trips than in groups. There are some overlap, but even when its the same club the dancers I spend on when I'm in a group are the exact opposite of the ones I'd spend on solo. In a group, I'm totally fine with the dancer who'll hop from lap to lap chatting and drinking our booze. I'll tip her to hang out and be a mostly naked distraction slash disruption at our table. Solo, I'd kick that low mileage mooch out of my lap with prejudice. In a group, I care about the stage show and the music for their own value. Solo, I only want to know the extent to which that shit will me from 1:1 time with my chosen stripper.
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Hey, there's a couple clubs around here where I can spend $100 and still get a pretty good blowjob if not more. And while I'm not an LDK kinda guy, that approach to clubbing is obviously pretty popular. I see no reason to hate on those reviews, but can totally understand why you'd not bother to read them.
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The worst reviews ...
...any talk of frank Sinatra abd billy joel
...anyone who wont fuck for $50 and give gfe is a rob with gps
...When they review a particular hooker not a club
...ldk
...bargain pussy hunting on day shift
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I'd argue those are fake reviews. "Bachelor party" "my wife and I" "my first time ever in a strip club" just auto down vote
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Ive never seen anyone claiming someone wont fuck for $50
Paying $1000 to fuck is ridiculous, only a retard would ask for that and someone clueless or desperate would pay it
Day shift isnt about bargain pussy hunting rather just finding more dancers open to extras
The most retarded reviews are ones talking about making it rain or how good the club is for partying and dancing. If i was looking to party and dance i would be looking at nightclubs
A strip club to me needs to at least have a nude or semi nude stage show or lapdances
It doesnt need to be a brothel but it also shouldn’t be a nightclub
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prices are helpful. parking, security check, cover, hat-coat girl, maitre d, waiter, drink prices, food prices, lap dance prices, VIP room prices, tip expectations, massage girl, restroom troll. I know I'm carrying it too far.
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I mean reviews from people who are clearly regulars manage to blow like a extras dance too so hey.
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Not interested in reviews from customers who visit in groups or “couples” visits because that’s not how I patronize SCs and the dynamics with dancers are totally different
As far as reviews where reviewers got no LDs, I’ve submitted some of those where the circumstances of not getting dancers (e.g. poor talent or dancers buried in their phones/glued to regulars) could be relevant to other potential customers
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