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17 years ago
Oh, I thought of a good one
"Anytime you want to have sex, call me and I'll be there!"
Here's and odd conversation
dancer "Want a dance?"
me "no thanks" repeatedly
dancer "ok, how about if I give you free dances?"
me "no thanks"
dancer (after a few seconds) "how about if I take you home with me?"
me "no thanks"
dancer "I knew it wasn't about the money!"
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17 years ago
How about one dancer who said "can I give you my number?" Then she said "I bet you won't call though, will you?"
but then she added "I'll be right back."
Obviously she must have mistook me for Bones or somebody she knew longer than a few seconds and one dance.
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17 years ago
or one to make you feel special if you say you're moving away.
"I'm in love with you."
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17 years ago
"I don't usually do this with customers, but you're special!"
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17 years ago
The nastiest thing I have ever done with a stripper? Gave a crack ho shadowcat's phone number and email address.
Just kidding. :) I thought that was funny.
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17 years ago
I do remember one night I was sitting in a busy men's strip club and noticed I had all female customers sitting at all the tables around me. Now that does seem unusual. Since they looked good, I didn't mind though.
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17 years ago
I often see couples (man and woman) or groups of girls or guys and girls in groups in strip clubs. In fact the other night I was sitting next to a couple of pretty girls sitting at the stage wearing pink t-shirts indicating they were under 21 so they couldn't be served alcohol. However that didn't stop one of the dancers from lifting their shirts up just a little bit. I enjoyed the view. At one nude club at the beach, I remember visiting one time and asked why there were so many girls in the club (I could tell they weren't dancers). Someone told me the girls were having a bachelorette party. Just one female customer in a strip club would seem very unusual to me.
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17 years ago
I'm actually in agreement with shadowcat this time. I prefer slower. She was way too fast. I think she's already become a bit of a favorite with me. I'd rate her around a 9 or 10 in looks. She seems to be picky about which guys she dances for as well I noticed before she started becoming more routine for me. She gave me 2 slower dances and then I moved so I could see her better. That's when she started going a bit wild on me. No one was around except possibly some hidden cameras. I didn't know if she was acting but I did enjoy hearing her making some soft moaning sounds.
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17 years ago
I bought a dance from a dancer at a club where I only did that once before. I guess that was a gift from me because I enjoyed the one dollar stage tips better than the lap dance. That's the end of my dancer gifts at that club.
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17 years ago
I always thought of stripper shit as all the crap or stories you don't want to hear about. I thought of the little white lies they tell to make customers feel better as flattery and not exactly the same thing but I guess some do not see it that way. Therefore my opinion was I do not like stripper shit at all. However I don't mind comments that make me feel better if she seems to say it in a believable way.
I stopped by a nude club last night and was asked by the dancer why I was there. She answered for me and said I was supposed to say "to see all the pussy you can". I thought she wasn't too far off. I didn't stop by to talk to the dancers.
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17 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Last night apparently one good looking dancer was attracted to what she called an evil look. I didn't even know I had an evil look but she was walking by and I didn't think I did anything different. However instead of just walking by, she came over and said "why did you give me that evil look?" I said I didn't know what she was talking about. 2 minutes later she says "there it is again!" I looked in the mirror and I'm still not sure what she was talking about. Book Guy has an aura but I have an evil look that can stop a girl dead in her steps and make her come towards me. Maybe she's into that stuff.
If only the cold weather had stayed around a couple more days I could have really shocked her instead. The last week or two on occasion, I have been putting off small lightning bolts of static electricity all over the place. Now that temps are in the 70's, that's all gone. An evil look combined with shock power, now that's sure to get a reaction from a dancer. Lol, just joking.
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17 years ago
Of course if someone got out of line, you might want the option to ignore users or have them be added to a friends list first. An option to ignore someone much the same as in the discussion would work I believe. Of course it isn't that much more trouble to set up a free email account at yahoo.com
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17 years ago
If you could send PM's as part of TUSCL that would be a nice plus to this site.
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17 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
On the other extreme, getting asked for dances every 30 to 60 seconds is just plain annoying.
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17 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
My slow nights probably consist more of not seeing any of my favorite dancers and not caring about all the new dancers. It seems like I met a whole lot of new dancers lately but my memory is fuzzy about all of them. I remember one odd one, she hugged me and said goodbye before she left the club. I thought that's weird behavior for a dancer I just met and didn't get a dance from. I did enjoy that though.
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17 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Unless a club is dead, I often seem to get a lot of attention. That's why I like sticking to regular clubs on many occasions other than I have more fun there. If the girls look good though, I don't mind them coming over and asking for a dance. I might occasionally have a problem in one of the regular clubs if most dancers are used to me not getting dances but I feel like trying them out on a different night. In one club there may only be a handful of dancers and 3 times as many guys many with big bucks they want to spend. If that's the case, they aren't going to mess with me when they got some big bucks to make first especially if the dancers are busy with their more routine regulars. A few dancers never seem to give up though. If a club is slow though, I can just drive a few miles to Platinum Plus and only being asked a dozen times for dances is a slow night for me there. I remember sitting at a table for over 30 minutes a couple of times without anyone coming over. That just makes the club seem very slow.
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17 years ago
Rolling down the window when it's freezing outside, in the 30's, is a pretty effective way to stay awake. I don't sleep very good at all when I get cold. However if I am warm and comfortable, all bets are off.
I guess if I lived up north in the frozen tundra of the northern US, I wouldn't have any trouble staying awake. One winter when I was there the temperature was -3 during the day and the wind cut through my heavy coat as if it wasn't there and felt like needles stinging me all over. I heard that the temperature was just slightly below normal. I think I like it better in the south. You know it's too cold when the rivers are frozen.
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17 years ago
I guess the short answer would have been is "I'm not the Facebook generation". A good strip club answer would be "I'm too busy looking at tits and ass to read email."
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17 years ago
I used to not have any anonymous email plus there was not an option to change it yourself. Even now I don't have much time to email even my own brothers and sisters and don't get around to reading all the email I get now. I may set up an anonymous email just for this site though. If you're email isn't anonymous, you don't want spammers or the wrong coworker to find it if you value being anonymous. More free time would be something I would enjoy since I seem to have less and less.
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17 years ago
I think it's terrible that someone should deny male patrons the chance to view more tits in the club. I say let the girls in and let them show their tits when tipping. I know I enjoy that. On the other hand, aren't there regular clubs in big cities that randomly deny entrance simply based on ones looks? I thought I heard about clubs like that a long time ago (not strip clubs) and no one seemed to complain about it.
Sometimes for me, I wonder why I have to give out so much personal information to the girl at the door at some clubs. Home phone number, drivers license etc. etc. So far no one has asked me for a blood sample yet.
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17 years ago
Sounds to me either like she was faking it or had some serious blood flow problems. Did you ever ask her if she continued to do that years later?
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17 years ago
By the way, thanks for making me feel young again. She's older than me. I have gone out with older dancers though so no problem there.
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17 years ago
I once had that crazy idea many years ago. Sanity returned and I tossed it aside rather quickly. All I will say is that this confirms
BONES HAS GONE CRAZY!
Just kidding. Really... because I already knew that. As someone in the 82nd Airborne told me one night though, "that's ok, I am too."
Getting serious, where's the wedding going to be at? Las Vegas?
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17 years ago
If you listened to what one dancer told me one time, you would think the people going to strip clubs don't have a sex addiction problem, they have a lack of desire problem. Customers go to the strip clubs but then they sit in their chairs and/or don't want any dances and don't bother to tip the girls on stage. A visiting dancer once told me, "there must be something in the water here." For me, just sitting and watching and never even getting close enough to tip a dancer would be less fun than surfing the internet.
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17 years ago
This thread reminds me of a dancer who had a number of drinks and told me so. Then she told me she's married but her husband is ok with her working here. Then she tries to take me in the back, I didn't want the more expensive dance option but she agrees to dance for the normal lap dance price. As soon as I'm alone with her, she grabs my hands and puts them on her tits. Then she says, "I don't let everyone do this."