Please add whatever great lines you've heard.
I heard a new one the other night. Dancer tells me "You look really good. I bet you don't even know how good you look." Then she asked me how old I was and looked shocked when I told her my real age. When she asked me how I did it (look much younger) maybe I should have said "I heard looking at tits and ass slows down the aging process". Oh well, maybe the next dancer who asks.
Got any good or great lines you've heard?
"I love you" approx 6 or 7 weeks back with an ATF I've known for 4 months (lots of 100 dollar bills can distort reality for some girls)
(without ever being in the club before - - Hey Baby! Good to see you back!
"You are going to be my next husband".
"its not every day that I fall in love with a customer"
"its just you and me, there's no one else"
"I'll be right back."
"I've never gone this far with a customer, you're the first!"
"I don't usually do this with customers, but you're special!"
or one to make you feel special if you say you're moving away. "I'm in love with you."
"I love you," gets tossed around a lot.
I'll be right back. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ... :) :) :) ...
If "I'll be right back" means just the opposite (that's been my experience), then maybe all these expressions mean the exact opposite? Anyway my most recent fave said to me on several occasions, "You're my favorite customer, and I'm not just blowing smoke out my ass." Turns out she was, which wasn't a big surprise. But we had fun while it lasted, which I think is the most you can ever expect.
OH MY GOD, you have the biggest cock I've ever felt! Well, ok it wasn't really a line.
Seriously, I've heard that a few times, but of course, I know that is just a line.
Let me have you number and I'll call you. - and never calls
How about one dancer who said "can I give you my number?" Then she said "I bet you won't call though, will you?"
but then she added "I'll be right back."
Obviously she must have mistook me for Bones or somebody she knew longer than a few seconds and one dance.
Oh, I thought of a good one "Anytime you want to have sex, call me and I'll be there!"
Here's and odd conversation dancer "Want a dance?" me "no thanks" repeatedly dancer "ok, how about if I give you free dances?" me "no thanks" dancer (after a few seconds) "how about if I take you home with me?" me "no thanks" dancer "I knew it wasn't about the money!"
A year or so ago, when I'd put on a little (around 30lbs) extra "It so much hotter to dance for bigger guys"
ROFL ... again ...
"Why aren't you married?" Then I get to look at her and say "I've never found the right girl."
in response to "I'm almost out of money." I sometimes hear "well how much do you have left? we can work out a deal."
Just remember dancers won't believe a word you're saying if you're smiling or grinning when you say it. At least the experienced dancers won't believe you.
Too many to count....how about...
"Now that I am divorced I am so alone and horny."
...or...
"I bet women hit on you all the time."
...or...
"I wish I could pull it out and fuck you right here, but it will have to wait. Can I call you sometime?"
It goes on and on....and on and on...
(after some dances and on her way to the "lockerroom"): "Are you going to hang out for a while? I'll come look for you!"
Good one. I bet we've all heard that, and learned how much to believe it.
"I've had my eye on you ever since you walked in."