Great lines strippers use
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I heard a new one the other night. Dancer tells me "You look really good. I bet you don't even know how good you look." Then she asked me how old I was and looked shocked when I told her my real age. When she asked me how I did it (look much younger) maybe I should have said "I heard looking at tits and ass slows down the aging process". Oh well, maybe the next dancer who asks.
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"I'm in love with you."
Anyway my most recent fave said to me on several occasions, "You're my favorite customer, and I'm not just blowing smoke out my ass." Turns out she was, which wasn't a big surprise. But we had fun while it lasted, which I think is the most you can ever expect.
Seriously, I've heard that a few times, but of course, I know that is just a line.
but then she added "I'll be right back."
Obviously she must have mistook me for Bones or somebody she knew longer than a few seconds and one dance.
"Anytime you want to have sex, call me and I'll be there!"
Here's and odd conversation
dancer "Want a dance?"
me "no thanks" repeatedly
dancer "ok, how about if I give you free dances?"
me "no thanks"
dancer (after a few seconds) "how about if I take you home with me?"
me "no thanks"
dancer "I knew it wasn't about the money!"
"It so much hotter to dance for bigger guys"
Then I get to look at her and say "I've never found the right girl."
Just remember dancers won't believe a word you're saying if you're smiling or grinning when you say it. At least the experienced dancers won't believe you.
"Now that I am divorced I am so alone and horny."
...or...
"I bet women hit on you all the time."
...or...
"I wish I could pull it out and fuck you right here, but it will have to wait. Can I call you sometime?"
It goes on and on....and on and on...