Reviews by someyoungguysomeyoungguy

When you think of strip club cities, you don’t think of Minneapolis, and with good reason. Sure, the city is nice, but there are enough rules here – and enough enforcement of those rules…

I have yet to visit Houston. I haven't been to the strip clubs of Tampa. And I haven't visited those of Las Vegas in a while. But I become more and more…

After almost of year of operation, I have come to this unfortunate conclusion: The Diamonds Lounge has made the King of Diamonds worse. Not for the club or the dancers, certainly, but for me.…

Alright. Things have changed so much to the point where all the details I gave you in my previous review are no good, partly because of info I'm no longer sure of, partly because…

Choice has gone through an up and a down in the eighteen months since I reviewed it. The short of it: I still miss what it once was, but it’s got a shot at…

We should at some point put down a list of all the major cities in the U.S. that have bad strip club scenes. I'll start: Washington D.C., Orlando ... and St. Paul. If…

And now, an elegy... This may be my last review for BJ's ... unless I'm feeling very maudlin, in which case I might write a few more words later in the year and -- advance warning…

There is no real difference between C-Mowes and Chameleon. Both are the dirtiest strip joints (and when I mean dirtiest, I mean it in every which way) in the St. Louis area, and maybe…

Everybody says about this place -- about many strip clubs, in fact -- that the day shift is better than the night shift. I rolled into Miss Kitty's recently, and I can tell you…

News flash for all you Twin Cities stripper hounds and anybody flying into MSP for business: This club has come back from the dead. It's still located right in the heart of downtown Minneapolis,…

My first of three sojourns to the bacchanalia of East St. Louis, and if you want a taste of what you'll get at in this scene, you can start a hell of a lot worse…

Thank God the Cardinals are tearing down Busch Stadium after this season. I finally have good reasons to vacation in St. Louis: To visit America's Baseball City and, just as important, to visit the…

The club still remains my favorite, but there's a development that is concerning me: The Diamond Lounge. Apparently they're going to knock down the wall between the corner of the entrance and the men's…

Update from my previous post: Nothing much to update. BJ's in the same sketchy place it's always been, but I have never had any trouble the many times I've stopped in for a drink.…

I lament for Dream Girls. It was either the first or second strip club I went to once I became legal. All my elementary-school and adolescent years I not only dreamed but yearned…

Opened last fall, the Seville Club probably has the best location of any strip club in Minneapolis. Taking over the spot that used to be the blues club called, natch, Blues Alley (which before…

As people who live in the Twin Cities know, everything about St. Paul (besides the fact that it's where the state capitol is) pales in comparison to Minneapolis, and strip club laws are no different.…

Like the 22nd Ave. club, which is about five miles away, B.J.'s Liquor Lounge hires strippers from a company called the Party Time Agency. Go to its website: They dutifully show the rosters for…

Although the 418 is catching up fast, my two favorite SC's in town are the King of Diamonds and Choice. If I want to relax and meet up with some familiar ladies who get…

Can I just say how much I love the King of Diamonds? I stayed away from this place even though, up until a couple years ago, it was one of only two clubs daring…

While doing research for clubs in Honolulu, the fact that kept popping up was that most of the dancers were Asian -- with the exception of Centerfolds. I went to only one other club,…

I don't know if it's really a trend, but it's certainly something that's big enough to be a topic discussed in strip club forums like this: the influx of foreign-born strippers. You don't get…

The club is in an alley west of the shopping center. (I actually went to Misty three times, and the third time, a Thursday, there were no close parking spots, so I left.)…

Wow, first review! I get to break this club's cherry, in a way. Usually, a woman strips for only one club. Not so in the case of the 22nd Ave. Station. A company…

With apologies to anyone arguing for the King of Diamonds, the most popular strip club in the Twin Cities area (though not the best) is Deja Vu in Minneapolis. Away but not too far…