While doing research for clubs in...

While doing research for clubs in Honolulu, the fact that kept popping up was that most of the dancers were Asian -- with the exception of Centerfolds. I went to only one other club, Misty (and you can read my review there), but the big thing going for Centerfolds is that, in having mostly white girls, it stands out. I like white chicks. It kind of felt like home to me, in fact. Unfortunately, that was just about the only plus to my experience.

After an hour of searching for this place -- I truly believe the island of Oahu is the worst place in America to drive, even worse than Manhattan or Los Angeles -- I finally figured out that the club is located in a two-story strip mall in an overlooked but seemingly safe area of Honolulu. There is meter parking on the street, but the building the club is housed in is configured in a "U" shape with a paid parking lot (no more than 30 spaces) out in front. Look for the neon sign.

Walk halfway down a hall to the lady. The big shock was the cover: $25?! The deal, I guess, is that you get three receipts; when you buy a drink you give the waitress or bartender one of the receipts and you get the drink free (tip not included, of course). If you're planning to stay there a long time this might save you some money. For me, a guy who nurses his drinks and doesn't really like alcohol in the first place, I spent half my time trying to make the cover worth it by slamming a Sprite and bottled water.