We should at some point put...

We should at some point put down a list of all the major cities in the U.S. that have bad strip club scenes. I'll start: Washington D.C., Orlando ... and St. Paul. If anyone wants to add to it, feel free.

Anyway, last time I reviewed this place, the only things going for it were a) no cover during the day; b) cheap drinks; and c) this stripper named Stormy, whom I got an up-close lapdance from back in the day over at Deja Vu and whom I got to know a little better with the fully-clothed dances at the LL. Well, I've been back twice since, and shit, one of the waitresses told me Stormy's gone. Probably got out of "the business" before she got stuck in it, good for her, but bad for me. So what else does this place offer -- stage dances behind a glass wall and so-so mileage on LD's without showing a tit or an asscheek?

The first of these two visits I wasn't even inside for a minute. The bar girl who just opened up the place (hot, short with a big fake rack) brusquely told me they weren't open till noon. So why the fuck does the sign say you're open at 11? Noon's too late for me, and mind you, this place isn't the safest at night (a guy got shot in the lot about a year ago). Pass.