My first of three sojourns to...

My first of three sojourns to the bacchanalia of East St. Louis, and if you want a taste of what you'll get at in this scene, you can start a hell of a lot worse than here. You get beautiful women, not-so-beautiful women, a hands-on experience stageside, the best tip dance you'll consistently get in the country, very close lap dances in private areas and, best of all, value.

As I stated in my earlier review for Hollywood Show Club (glitzier, more expensive but better women), you can see Miss Kitty's large spread from the highway. And as with HSC, the expansive, well-lit parking lot probably deters thieves and other vermin who want to rob you in the shadows of darkness. I went late on a weekday night, so I paid $5 cover to enter one big room. It seemed as big as an airport hangar before I got my bearings. Standing to your back to the door, there are three garage doors on the left wall; was this place an actual garage before becoming a titty bar? The bar's to your immediate left. The near right corner is the private LD area, and the bathrooms (small and dirty, but no attendant) are through the right wall.

Lighting is weird: The three stages, on the far end of the wall, are under no lights, but the rest of the club is lit fairly well. I wondered, if you had the right girl and the right angle, whether you could "surprise" one of the girls getting all handsy on you during a tip dance. Anyway, there were 16 girls there that night, meaning 5 cycles of three women on stage dancing for three full-length songs. (Apparently, if a girl is giving an LD when it's her turn on stage, they just go on without her and a stage is empty -- I think.) They get topless upon the first tip and they show twat, but they keep their underwear on. However, the girls weren't as hot as I thought they would be in ESL. One or two chicks that were an 8.5, maybe a 9, but the others were in the 5-7 range, and there weren't too many 7's.