Everybody says about this place --...

Everybody says about this place -- about many strip clubs, in fact -- that the day shift is better than the night shift. I rolled into Miss Kitty's recently, and I can tell you that that definitely was *not* my experience.

I was escaping from C-Mowes one afternoon (I'll review that place next month) when I decided to see if I could change my titty-bar fortunes at MK. Besides, I told myself, from what I read at TUSCL that place is ten times better when the sun's up when it's down, so I hung a right on Bunkum Rd. The (hot) bartender wanted $7, if I recall correctly: $4 for my Sprite, $3 cover. When I sat down I saw this tall black chick wearing what looked to be stripper clothing cleaning the tables. Could this be a case of a waitress doing double duty?

Upon the rotation of girls, the answer was ... yes! She (I forget her name -- Wanda? Shoot, I take that back, I don't want to indict anybody if I got the name wrong) promptly got onstage and I promptly laid down my $2 and she promptly sat down in front of me and pulled her "waitress uniform" off, revealing a pair of nice, solid boobies. The usual ESL thing, she put my hands on her rack and I felt liberally, and then she reached down and grabbed my dick through my pants. She told me there was more fun we could have in the back. I told her I've gotten dances back there before, only on the night shift; she said it's *much* different in the day. I got all excited and made a verbal appointment right then and there. Then, while she had her back turned to me, I thought, since she seemed to be a frisky girl and fit my Black Strippers Put Out rule, she wouldn't mind me doing what I did next: I lifted up the bottom of her dress and smacking really hard her great, big ass.