Reviews

All I can say is that I’m crestfallen that Ivy is leaving. She has been my girl the past several times I’ve been to HSC, and when she told me she was quitting The…

Sorry for doing back-to-back reviews of Dream Girls. It was something I vowed I’d never do for TUSCL, but I have been pulled back to DG’s shortly after I last visited it. Don’t know why,…

I am feeling very horny, despite the fact I have no money, but I want to file my latest update on DG’s before going again, which is very soon. I felt very horny this…

Update from a trip I took on a spring afternoon. Candice, I was told, took a leave of absence. Also, Zyra was not working that day. Maybe she too is breaking away…

Weird. I’m shocked that I haven’t reviewed the King of Diamonds since about 22 months ago. Well, it hasn’t changed a whole lot. Same neon beer light décor, same two stages, same female DJ…

I regret not going to the Skyway Lounge. Sure, it’s in a shrouded part of downtown Minneapolis, but it had a … well, I don’t want to say it’s been a local landmark, but…

I haven’t been to the Double Deuce in a long time. Even though it’s technically the closest nudie bar from home, and it’s a straight shot down one of the two roads that pass…

I usually add a review after my subscription ends. But I think I’ll break my usual routine and give an update on Dream Girls before I have to renew. Just because. I’m starting to…

Do you remember the best lap dance you ever had? I can’t pick a best, but it’s so easy to remember all the ones in the running: Eva, the beautiful and gentle blonde at…

All of a sudden, I’m going to Schieks as much as I am to any other club. Not that it’s a bad thing. I went there Thanksgiving because, once again, it’s the only…

I feel bad about writing this about my last visit to Schieks, but I have to: There was nothing remarkable about it. As was the case in 2008, I appreciate Schieks most because it’s the only…

It bears repeating that the 22nd Ave. Station and BJ’s are, in many ways, twins. They are neighborhood, working-class bars with an exotic dancer service attached to it, and they do not have cover…