Reviews by someyoungguysomeyoungguy

Sorry for doing back-to-back reviews of Dream Girls. It was something I vowed I’d never do for TUSCL, but I have been pulled back to DG’s shortly after I last visited it. Don’t know why,…

I am feeling very horny, despite the fact I have no money, but I want to file my latest update on DG’s before going again, which is very soon. I felt very horny this…

Update from a trip I took on a spring afternoon. Candice, I was told, took a leave of absence. Also, Zyra was not working that day. Maybe she too is breaking away…

Weird. I’m shocked that I haven’t reviewed the King of Diamonds since about 22 months ago. Well, it hasn’t changed a whole lot. Same neon beer light décor, same two stages, same female DJ…

I regret not going to the Skyway Lounge. Sure, it’s in a shrouded part of downtown Minneapolis, but it had a … well, I don’t want to say it’s been a local landmark, but…

I haven’t been to the Double Deuce in a long time. Even though it’s technically the closest nudie bar from home, and it’s a straight shot down one of the two roads that pass…

I usually add a review after my subscription ends. But I think I’ll break my usual routine and give an update on Dream Girls before I have to renew. Just because. I’m starting to…

Do you remember the best lap dance you ever had? I can’t pick a best, but it’s so easy to remember all the ones in the running: Eva, the beautiful and gentle blonde at…

All of a sudden, I’m going to Schieks as much as I am to any other club. Not that it’s a bad thing. I went there Thanksgiving because, once again, it’s the only…

I feel bad about writing this about my last visit to Schieks, but I have to: There was nothing remarkable about it. As was the case in 2008, I appreciate Schieks most because it’s the only…

It bears repeating that the 22nd Ave. Station and BJ’s are, in many ways, twins. They are neighborhood, working-class bars with an exotic dancer service attached to it, and they do not have cover…

I can’t believe I haven’t given a review of this place in over four years. This could be the most popular stripclub in downtown Minneapolis and maybe all of the Twin Cities. And…

Update: I’m now convinced this strip club is the only place where you can push the envelope. Minneapolis will never gain a reputation for laps like St. Louis or Houston or Tampa, which makes…

I’m shocked I haven’t given a review of this place in more than two years because I’ve visited three or four times since and it’s one of my favorite clubs. Justine remains the most surefire stripper…

Well, after thinking the owner had changed his mind, it truly is the end of an era. I have overheard from several people that he has sold the liquor license to some hotshot who…

Update: Took my vacay in the Loo several weeks ago. Autumn is the only person there I recognize. None of the four other dancers that showed up the afternoon I was there I’d…

I hadn’t realized till now that that strip clubs in St. Louis may be a significant part of the area’s nightlife, like Dallas. I have been to Hollywood Show Club about a dozen times…

Autumn isn’t pleasing me as she used to. She now asks for northwards of $100 but doesn’t do as much for me as she once did. I still love her company, and I…

I feel a special exhilaration about reviewing the Egoist Nightclub in Zurich. Not only am I writing the first review of the place – popping its cherry, so to speak! – I am writing…

This is an update to my original review way back in Dec. 2006. Wanted to refresh my memory about what I wrote then, but I only see the first eight-and-a-half words of it.…

Thankfully, my being thrown out by an ignorant asshole bouncer is a long-distant memory; I don’t see him around, nor have I seen that bitch of a waitress who set me up. This has…

Thanksgiving night. (Sorry it’s a wee bit late, I forgot to give a review of this club earlier.) Parents decided to go away to Vegas again. I was at my loneliest and…

I haven’t gone as much since my ATF, Remy, left the Double Deuce for greener pastures (aka The Seville Club). What remains is a new group of girls of a kind that usually work…

Long story short: Andrea in the daytime is recommended. If you want tangible pleasures of the flesh, go here. But don’t go expecting Playboy models. Long story long: For a night owl and late…

In my five years as a member of this illustrious website, Amber’s Cabaret has been the hardest club to write a review about. I have been so torn up about this club that it’s…