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11 years ago
Post a pic o' your tits! Maybe all holding a sign sayin' "I'm KittyKate"
A bunch of perverts nationwide will simultaneously burst a gasket!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Are the two personalities sisters?
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11 years ago
Esta my bro...try convincing the girls. Say "did you see the study linking consumption of semen to the easing of depressive symptoms? Sweetie...I just wanna make you happy..."
And if that doesn't work, have a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay ready. 'Cos a drumstick up the ass is a sure way to cure female depression. And putting a drumstick up a hot girls ass is a surefire way to cure male depression. So win-win!
Plus, a chick that let's you put a drumstick in her asshole is pretty likely to swallow your jizz...so win-win-win my friend.
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11 years ago
Wait...the experience I just outlined sounds VIP...def go VIP!
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11 years ago
Do either let you in to see the Vulcan strippers? Or the hobbit strippers? Go for whichever lets you take a trip 2000 light years from home. And take some LSD when you go. That would be so frickin' coo-el...we need a eXXXotica report bro. All trippin' balls and jackin' it to Klingons out in the open. You will have a frickin' blast!!!!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I did a double once with a pair of girls that initially claimed to be sisters. They were paying a bit too much attention to each other and when I looked a bit quizzical one of them said "we'll, we're not actually blood relatives". Then quizzical transitioned to "OK to find this sexy"
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11 years ago
I don't see the issue Slick my brother...just ask the hot yoga chick to turn around after you've seen enough nipple so you can check out the ass. And the tell her you would like to see the tits once you've has enough ass viewage. That would be totally non-creepy and most hot yoga girls would be flattered. Hell, she my let you suck a titty to get some good nipple action going. Clothed titty...not like this is a strip club or someplace creepy.
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11 years ago
Discuss amongst yourselves. I'm all verklempt and can't post any more.
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11 years ago
Pootie
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11 years ago
To cheap is a verb my friends...a verb too many of us engage in...or is that to many?
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11 years ago
Ranukam bro...you should totally drop some acid and go to the Devil's House and meet this chick. Give us a report of exactly how freaky it was. Fuck...I need to find an excuse to fly to Portland and meet this chick 'cos she seems freak-EEE.
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11 years ago
Did you go to Casa Diablo last night ranukam my brother? I would love to drop some acid and meet that chick. I bet the tats move and shit when you're all high on the LSD. That would be so frickin' coo-el!
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11 years ago
C'mon Jack my bro...don't you miss the tales of KFC in the Klingon empire? I'm really interested to hear 'bout KittyKate's time in a Mordor club. I bet that job was off the hook! Orcs don't take kindly to strippers that take their money without givin' some extras, as she suggested that she does in a prior thread. You only want to try that shit in a human club!
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11 years ago
True dat TT. And I should have added "no offense" 'cos it make even the most offensive statements inoffensive.
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11 years ago
All the Mordor clubs do a dollar parade. It is frickin' EVIL!!
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11 years ago
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. But Gollum and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah.
KittyKate...you ever work a Mordor club? I was in this Mordor club, the All-Seeing Eye, and there was this super hot chick that gave an Orc a BBBJCIM and drank that Orc jizz right down.
I was her next dance and I planned to refrain from the DFK. But she was all hot and shit so I DFKed her anyway. Orc jizz breath is all rank and shit.
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11 years ago
I've seen no comments in Klingonese. OK...there was a comment about clubs in the Shire. But I don't do hobbit clubs. The creep me out. All that foot hair. Ewwww....
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11 years ago
Actually we could afford 17% of the pop on SNAP. What we can't do is that plus maintaining the world's most powerful military, an empire (well...we don't call it that but it is) that stretches worldwide and many other things.
Here is an option. The government subsidizes strip clubs. Any hot chicks can enroll in a program when they turn 18 and they get support for life. 5 years of groovy BBBJs and anything else to make America a happy happy place and you get a permanent stipend.
Wouldn't you like that more than a stupid guided missile cruiser and bunch of F-35s?
Did that bring it back to the strippers?
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11 years ago
I'm all into the gold pressed latinum my friends!
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11 years ago
You think polka girl gives a groovy BBBJ
I bet she gives BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP. I digs da QWERTYUIOP my friends!
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11 years ago
True dat Mr. Kat. Great SC music!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Trp95loXAw
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11 years ago
216OJ614 dude... You could use a mixture of all of the above, but I'd be all afeared that oil and water don't mix. Maybe you need to find another unmixy thing to add in...
Sotto voice...I'm writing with an affectation. Don't tell TDHQ 'cos he needs ammunition and I want the poor lil guy to have some if he comes back. That'll give me the LOLZ.
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11 years ago
C'mon fellas...nobody caught the South Park reference in Jack's original post?