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11 years ago
Ooh... Ooh... Remember that Dahar master that used to post? What was the dude's name...Kur or Kor was it. He was coo-el too! And totally not Juice.
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11 years ago
Jes' say sa da tay and feel ok my brothers. Don't bane the dillies!
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11 years ago
To the audience...yes I know Pootie and Betty are Juicebro. I don't think Dacandyman is Juicebro but who knows. But don't tell TDHQ...it'll just make him more upset knowing that Juice has been fooling him! Poor lil' TDHQ is non too bright after all...
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11 years ago
LordXBetty was coo-el...same level of general hostility as the odious TDHQ, but much smarter and much funnier!
Dacandyman hasn't posted in a bit. That dude was funny wit' his jizzy beans but almost pathologically nice.
And Pootie of course...that KAH-ray-ZEE mofo left us on a perfect note. That last post of his was comedy gold! It had it all...use of out of character terms ("adieu"...perfection!) and the groovy insult to Unchill Palmer. MAGNIFIQUE!!!
Not sure if Pootie should return...that last post was perfect!
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11 years ago
No Orion slave girls...the Vulcans ain't slave traders my friend.
But if you go to Rigil VI my friend...
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11 years ago
Hopefully she doesn't up-sell...
I can't think of any pornstars I'd pay that for. Maybe if there was a time machine to whisk me back to meet early career Bree Olson or Leigh Livingston.
On Dougsta my bro...if you use Jedi mind tricks or even a Vulcan mind meld you can get any chick to do anal. No need for the system if you're a Jedi!
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11 years ago
PS. First item on page, in "Amusement, recreation"
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11 years ago
Yeah Silkypants my friend. I mean the Vulcan clubs are off the hook but it is at least 4 days away at maximum warp for a commercial transport. Maybe if you were on a Constitution class starship...
Stay on the planet Earth if you only have a weekend!
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11 years ago
Jabthehutdude... I don't think TDHQ is saving anybody for last. I got that wimpy lil' hypocrite to admit that he just wants to get his LOLZ. Now I have no problem wit' that. We all responsible for our own LOLZ in life. But that TDHQ bozo came here proclaiming that he would "fire bomb the trolls" and drive them from TUSCL.
I say this as the voice of reason my friend. Don't like somebody? Don't engage them! Problem solved. Or engage them some of the time if they say shit you want to engage. Do whatever you dig. Free country and shit don't ya know.
Ultimately Monsieur is on a pointless quest that ultimately signifies naught.
(Sotto Voice...and he ain't that smart either...I think he actually thinks that I think he is Juice...I am light years ahead o' that goofball and he just doesn't get it...what a maroon as prophet Bugs would say)
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11 years ago
Thanks Juicebro! Yeah...I knew I was on fire with this review my friend. RickyBoy just babbles about Earth clubs but when I got back from my tour of the core Federation worlds. I have a great review of an Andorian club in the works too!
You have to come along text time a starship warps into orbit bro. PEACE!
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11 years ago
Mikey my man I have to differ...Brother Juice does not do meth or coke. No my friend, he is a prophet o' the LORD and being a modern prophet he is jacked into the the interwebs. You see my friend, he has moved to Japan where he has connected a 2 Gbps cable directly into his head. The amount of porn that has downloaded directly into dudes brain is frightening. He has seen more porn than GOD himself!
Oh...I also lied...he is all high on coke all the time. But the direct Internet connection to his brain is totally true. Isn't it my brother?
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11 years ago
But I will admit that hobbit chicks freak me out...
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11 years ago
@Slick... Fucking funny. What is the name o' the club? Club Half-dressed Halflings?
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11 years ago
Totally coo-el idea CJ!
But wouldn't it be equally coo-el to go in drag?
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11 years ago
This could totally be a real review. Don't be so closed minded. Who among us wouldn't dig NINJA STRIPPER? Fuck yeah!
Only thing better would be Vulcan strippers.
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11 years ago
Did you ever notice now none of those backpage ads never say "no Kilingons". I mean that wouldn't be prejudice 'cos i bet they have spines on their dick or some crazy shit like that. Plus you never know when they will pull a d'k tahg on you.
So why do you think that is?
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11 years ago
The planet Vulcan my friend. They do it logically.
Check out my detailed review.
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11 years ago
I was at a place where the girls were collecting extra tips to give a send off to a 7 month pregnant stripper. I kicked a $20 in just to be nice... And the non-preggo chick I was sitting with found it coo-el.
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11 years ago
Jack my bro...if she is hot and you dig her don't worry. Yes...DJs are lower than Denebian Slime Devils, but if she is doing you for cash she is doing other PLs too...is a DJ that much worse?
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11 years ago
Dif-tor heh smusma my friends...
And tell me brother Drac...did you get some coo-el Vulcan BBBJCIM. Or was that chick Romulan?
Peace and long life my friend! Don't get caught in any transporter accidents next time you warp off to Vulcan.
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11 years ago
You Juiicedude...you know I love you like my retarded little bro. But how many fuckin' times do i have to tell you. That dude who's been sucking your dick....ain't me bro. That would be Chili Palmer. Dude is fuckin' obsessed with me. And remember what Pootie said...ol' Unchill Palmer likes the dudes.
You don't wanna suk muh dik dude. It will chock yo' wimpy ass mouf MOTHAFUCKAH.
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11 years ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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11 years ago
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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11 years ago
But Juice...oops TDHQ...why are you being so cruel to me? I've been the bestest of buds with you. And you high quality reviews have taught me so much. I mean...I mean...not all of us can be as brilliant as Ricky dude...he is so "special"...but you give me something to aspire that i might be able to achieve if I try. Really...I need to reread your reviews so I can emulate them.
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11 years ago
We need more reviews in Klingonese! What will happen if I beam down to Jacksonville with bat'leth in hand and I want to find the best club. Will Rick Dugan's detailed reviews help me? Maybe it will if I have my universal translator. But what if I don't? Will the Jax sheriff's office take kindly to a warrior like me? Or will I have to slay them like I've slain my former friend Juice...oops, TDHQ.
Please...more Klingonese! Qapla' qaStaHvIS tIq SuvwI'