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11 years ago
Well... Probably healthy for TDHQ that he is not reading threads on TUSCL waiting for ones to pounce on. Unless, of course, the reason is that his mommy found out he was trolling a board with perverts on it and took the computer out of his basement room.
But I'm still waiting for all the insightful commentary from the Juice detractors that they claimed they would write if Brother Juice stopped trolling. We still have some coo-el posts...but it turns out that the complainers were just dudes that were incapable of ignoring posts.
C'mon dudes...let's get some LOLZ going. Idea: LOL strippers...just like LOL cats. Only instead of wanting to "haz cheezbuger" they can say "I can haz mef" if they are really skinny and shizzle like dat. Could be a new Internet meme!
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11 years ago
Tennisdude...hard to know.
I'm not a cynic. Anybody can fall in love. That includes your OTC stripper. Could be a scam or could be true love.
But the missing part of the equation is that love is sometimes pretty fucked up. And -- IF it starts from an OTC stripper relationship -- it is starting out fucked up. And not just fucked up -- nosiree Bob -- it will be ROYALLY FUCKED UP.
So, if you're planning to do something about, I recommend trying to suss out if the love is real. If it is a scam, no biggie. Just deal with it. If it is real... All I can say is watch yourself.
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11 years ago
Do you really think wet wipes are sufficient for the places that are highlighted here? Some of these girls carry around a gallon of hot white cum in their bellies!
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11 years ago
Oh, and 23cambyman is TDHQ's half brother. A few years later ol' Toy did a photo shoot with a chimp. She insisted on no chimp condom 'cos she wanted another baby.
I believe the chimp was also retarded.
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11 years ago
And that, my friends, is *actually* how TDHQ's mommy met his daddy.
Yes, that is correct...TDHQ is the spawn of an ugly, over-the-hill stripper and a retarded German Shepard named Bubba!
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11 years ago
Coo-el...now I know how long before the Vulcan club I reviewed will appear.
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11 years ago
For question 1...all this focus on bloodlines. Hmmm....I think perhaps TDHQ is a racist. I think his attempts to imply that he is a Jew is simply subterfuge. I bet the dude is some sort of white power nut that posts on Stormfront!
He even appears to be prejudiced against Klingons!
For question 2...let's just let the LOLZ emerge from TDHQ's actions!
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11 years ago
I knew I could get TDHQ to return. I bet he's been keeping his eyes peeled on TUSCL 24/7 just looking for something to comment on. And I finally pushed him over the edge!
I do like the lil' guys bluster. I can even imagine the voice he uses while he types "Weak bloodlines may explain the stuff I see here. Grown men on this all day making up stories and even speaking in fake tv languages. Disgustingly pathetic. How do you stand living with yourself?"
I bet he thinks he sounds all tough. It would be kind of cute if it weren't so pathetic. But I would focus on two questions:
1. What have we learned about TDHQ?
2. How can I get some more LOLZ out of this?
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11 years ago
And that, my friend, is how TDHQ's dad met TDHQ's mom.
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11 years ago
Bella! Bella!
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11 years ago
C'mon brothers. We gots to keep Bella on our radar!
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11 years ago
That translation to Klingonese was provided as a service to brother Alucard, who is finding brother Tuna difficult to understand.
Brother Tuna...perhaps you could consistently provide Klingon translations, no? Qapla'
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11 years ago
nuHegh'eghrupqa'moHlaHbe'law'lI'neS SeH'eghtaHghach'a'na'chajmo'. romuluSngan Hol yIjatlh. He'So' QIchlIj. be'HomDu'na'wIjtIq'a'Du'na'vaD ghureghqangqa'moHlaHqu'be'taH'a' Somraw'a'meyna'wIj'e'.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@jester-dude, I don't pay the girl to suck my dick. I pay her to leave afterward ;-)
Actually, I don't do either. I married and I keep limits on my clubbing. I like a high contact LD and maybe stick shifting but I actually draw a line at more than that. I've been tempted and even (on a few occasions) slipped but by and large I enjoy the watchin' and feelin' up of titties and mellow stuff like that. Nothin'' more. Even a recent case where a girl gave me her phone # was (relatively) innocent. I didn't ask for it and she offered it saying "text to see if I'm working". Decided against it. My wife doesn't check my texts but if it came up it could be awkward. Not worth the trouble. I may joke about face fucking 18 year olds on stage...but that a a joke my brothers.
That said, I'm not looking down on "bottom feeding". Personally, I think prostitution should be legal. Two consenting adults that want to have sex 'cos one pays the other...why should that be a crime? You or Rick or Alucard or whoever want to do it? Go for it.
But don't kid yourself if you're strategizing about ways to leverage the situation based upon the girl's financial situation. I don't care if the girl is a 10 -- seeking out girls in financial distress SELECTS FOR girls who break the fantasy. Those few cases where I feel I've learned about girls' lives beyond the club have been girls who were pretty together. College girls stripping their way through to make ends meet (and actual universities, not junior colleges or a course here and there). Maybe they were projecting a false image...who knows? But they maintained the fantasy and that is what I paid them for.
But Rick admits that he wants something else. His prerogative and I don't condemn it. I do feel it is "bottom feeding" in the sense that he targets girls that have hit bottom or are close to doing so (cf. the thread cited above by Dougsta). If Rick feels bottom feeding is better defined going for 1's or 2's then that is simply a semantic argument.
Im saying one thing...if you target girls because they are having trouble and you think that will cut down the cost you should NOT be surprised if their life intrudes upon your time together. If you're ok with that it is cool. It ain't what I want.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
And Alucard my friend...jester214 IS a mind reader. In a PM he me he was a telepath from Babylon 5 that was swept back to the time of the last Shadow war with Sinclair/Valen on Babylon 4. However, the Minbari put him in suspended animation and sent him home to Earth.
However, he has assured me that he only uses his telepathy for good. And occasionally for picking up hot chicks.
Sheesh... I would have thought a trekker like you would be open minded about possibilities like this!
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@rockiedude....Zip: So your suggesting you can discern the fact that your hot chick has her shit together, but Rick lacks such capabilities and is bottom feeding. Priceless!
No...I'm not saying I have some unique ability to discern when "my" hot chick has has her shit together that Rick lacks. I am, however, asserting two things...
1. Anybody with common sense can detect whether a girl is holding things together enough to project a fantasy in the club. When cracks in this veneer become obvious, one can extract oneself from the situation.
2. Rick has described *targeting* girls with "issues" in prior posts, presumably because it provides access to cheaper OTC activities. In other words, he has admitted (actually BRAGGED) that he bottom feeds.
So rockiedude, are you saying that Rick is so clueless that he can't pick up the cues necessary to bottom feed? If I was Rick I'd be kind of insulted by that...
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Rick, have you considered the possibility that your observations reflect the fact that you're targeting a specific group chicks? What group you ask? Those that used to have the energy to sell fantasy on top of sex but can no longer have that energy. Perhaps you are just targeting girls on the bottom end of a long downhill slide.
Some of us dig fantasy. I don't want extras with a girl that is falling apart. I want a mellow experience with a hot chick that takes her clothes off but doesn't drop the details of her life on me. If the sex makes it worth wading through the personal crap for you that is coo-el. But that doesn't mean other dudes don't buy some fantasy and have a chill time.
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11 years ago
Jabdude, have you been talking to Juiice? That dude is ok if a bit slow -- the extra "i" is correlated with a lower IQ -- but he thinks I suck his dick. I keep tellin' the lil' dude that it ain't me. Nope...I thought it was Cambydude. Is it you Jabdude? Are you pretending to be Cambydude pretending to be me when you suck Juiice's dick?
Don't do that. It is fucked up!
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11 years ago
ilbbaicnl, you need to pay your lawn boy's girl to suck your dick and like it now matter how small it is. I've never had that problem 'cos King Kong ain't got nothin' on me. Fuck, I'm hung like a sea turtle so ain't no chicks complaining 'bout Big Zip. But still...if the good LORD didn't bless you with enough stick I hope he blessed you with something else.
I musta been on his good side though, 'cos I gots me Einstein brain, turtle dick, and George Clooney looks. Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
^^^wtf? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me
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11 years ago
Show of hands for all that want a succubus visitation. I bet all you pervs want yourselves som succubus action!
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11 years ago
Where the FUCK is my succubus?
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11 years ago
Mikey my man...I thought you didn't dig telling folks what to post or how to be funny. Relax my friend, you tell your jokes and I'll tell mine.
But seriously my friend, what do you think a real prophet would be like? Juice I tells you...he would be exactly as Juice portrays himself.
Think about it...if the creator of the universe cut the top off yo' head and stuck his God finger in yo' tapioca what would that do to you? Being touched by that much power is not meant for mere mortals.
Of course, if you think God touched you in a special place... That ain't God my friend. That be a succubus!
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11 years ago
OK...maybe those chick could make up for being Corey Feldman. But still...
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11 years ago
Guccibro...I think you may be a prophet...don't take credit for the tips of others. Only a false prophet would do that