Gentlemen, my conscience is troubling me greatly these days. I must get these off my chest, so I can sleep tonight:
- I am unemployed
- I am a communist
- I am a geek (and it is a bad thing: no social skills)
- I realize all posters here are smarter than me and am really jealous of them: even parody is smarter
- I never intended to fight AN: I am scared spitless of him (especially after I learned how much he weighs)
- I am jealous of shadowcat and all the cheap lap dances he gets
- I am jealous of all the strippers T-Bone and Yoda and even AN have slept with
- If I go into the clubs and don't spend money strippers just ignore me
- RomanticLover and I are really the same person
- I am a homosexual
- My education is really bad as you could probably tell by my bad use of english
- I got burned really bad (badly?) by a stripper once and really pissed off about it
- I realize I'll never amount to anything as parody says
- I'm really a jerk which is why strippers hate me
- I'm broke
- I spend all day posting on TUSCL b/c I have no life
- I am scared of approaching women in night clubs
- I couldn't get a date or get laid to save my life: I have no idea how women, or normal people think
- I have multiple personality disorder
- I am manic depressive
- I have low self-esteem
- I'm the alcoholic not AN
- I am clueless
- I am a complete pussy
- I realize that you guys are to be admired, but unfortunately you are leagues above me so I can never hope to acheive it
That's all I can think of at the moment, but feel free to add in...
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last commentWell, we're waiting...
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Maybe you should think about adding another page to your list. I'm sure there are lots of things that you are that have yet to be brought to public light.
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Freud would think I am tired of reading mundane bullshit posts by a SHIT ENCRUSTED RECTUM like yourself. Freud would also think because you continually mention it that this kind of language EXCITES you. (gives you a boner). So I guess I'm inadvertantly, with my 3 year old mind, giving you MASTURBATION FODDER. Here you go, get ready, get your box of kleenex... PEE, POO, PISS, SHIT, FARTS, RECTUM, AND BALLS. There now go and have fun.
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dude why are you so fixated on excerment and masturbation? what the fuck is wrong w/ you? did your mind develop at you were age 3 at all? what would freud think?
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Add chronic verbal masturbator to the list!
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parodyman-->, as usual, is correct: I am impotent.
I also anti-American, pro-Iranian, and a huge fan of OBL.
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Still needs to put impotent on his list.
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Finaly he starts being honest.
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&
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I lovr this David's guy....bring him back...bring him back !
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You know, I kinda like the Davids guy more than parodyman. The whole "shit encrusted rectum" riff is just too obvious...
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I think Davids should get a medal. For a dude with those issues in his life even getting out of bed in the morning must be difficult. I hope he hasn't committed suicide or anything.
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Nah zip, he gets through his day by trolling this site under a new screen name. ;)
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Damn if a person has time to dig up old stupid threads like this....I hate to think what his social life is like. Get out much?
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"Nah zip, he gets through his day by trolling this site under a new screen name. ;)"
I thought it was SEVERAL now Rick. LMFAO!
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Estafador, if you're going to give someone shit for stirring up old threads then be consistent. We have trolls who are routinely guilty of this offense, yet you only seem to care when it is someone taking a shot at the trolls. I wonder why? ;)
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^^^ Indeed. :)
There is a reason. ;)
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^^^ yep, I suspect that Estie may be part of that giant conspiracy THDQ wrote about whereby alutard and RickyBoy are disliked by some senior members operating in the shadows who want them gone and have hired various trolls to try and run them off to that end.
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LOL!
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^^^ LOL at you.
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