Fucking over Alucard

C'mon joker man...mellow my friend. Strippers should make you all peaceful (or piecefull, as the case may be). I'm sure we'd all be friends if we met IRL. Well, maybe not that ShadowKat character...he's way too edgy 'cos he appears to get ALL of his news from the Onion. He seems like he would be the only dude on acid at a Justin Bieber concert.

Switch his psychotropic medicine with placebo.

LOL...love both you guys

Tell him there is a thirteen year old girl in the corner of a round room.

LOL