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if you owned a strip club what kind would it be ?

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Joker420

A. Extras dive bar

B. Upscale Gentlemen Club

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Joker420

Ok...explain how that would work clubber ?

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Papi_Chulo

Kind of upscale but not too flashy where it is to expensive to party there.

All the dancers would be curvy and natural (at least natural tits and butts).

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jackslash

Upscale extras club. Kind of like the ones I visit every week.

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Dougster

Like the Sapphire in Vegas. Go big or go home.

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Clubber

Between a dive and an upscale.

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Papi_Chulo

All of regular TUSCLers should pool our money and open our own club – yeah that would work wonderfully don’t you think :)

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Dolfan

I imagine if we managed to get it off the ground we'd be shut down in a week.

I'm not sure I'm ready to get back into the hospitality biz, but if I did do a strip club I'd probably take clubber's advice and shoot for a middle of the road place. Ideally someplace large with variable atmosphere's depending on the section. Similar to Tootsies downstairs and Next Level/VIP technique that caters too the masses yet still has finer appointments and some sense of exclusivity that some seem to crave.

I think the more interesting question is "how big" - not that I've looked into it, but I doubt the space is really that big a percentage of operating expenses given the areas strip clubs tend to be in and the other costs.

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Joker420

I would by a condemd building and turn it into a whore meth lab house

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Papi_Chulo

^ joker def seems like he has a keen business mind

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zipman68

I wonder how things would turn out if the Algonquin kid's table that is the regular TUSCL commentariat were to kick in on a strip club. Bunch a horny PLs gropin' the strippers, BagBoy chanting Man-DANG-A-LOW, Dougsta and Alucard trying to work together. It'll be just like the Justice League and Legion of Doom teaming up to take on Darkseid!

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zipman68

And Juice'll show with a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. FUCK YEAH!!!

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sexualchoc

It would be kinda upscale with ALL NATURAL girls, breasts and booty which would be MANDATORY at my club!

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mjx01

B. Because...

It would be uber dumb for the owner to be fucking the house girls, and if I can't enjoy the extra, I ain't letting others enjoy them. And, I wouldn't want to risk LE problems in the US. And it's unlikely I could get approval to open a club in a country with better laws as a non-citizen.

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Papi_Chulo

thanks for ruining the fantasy mjx :)

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canny

I'd do something between a dive bar extras club and an upscale club too. The dive bars attract too much police attention and the upscale gentlemen's clubs are too expensive for a lot of customers. I'd have cameras in the private rooms to keep extras under control. It's impossible to keep extras from happening, but I'd make a visible attempt to keep them from happening to keep from being harassed by the cops.

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mjx01

Props to Canny.

An above average more blue collar club would be better than overly high end place.

So I guess I should also clarify my previous post a bit. Since I would not expect to be able to open a Club in Canada or New Zealand (with more accommodating laws regarding FS), I would run a very tight ship in my hypothetical US club, since I would not be comfortable taking the risks of LE and extra and messing around with the girls in my club. Of course, I'm not sure I ever take the financial risk of running a club under any circumstance. Not really a growth industry right now.

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bang69

extras upscale gentlemen's club

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Joker420

A barn with exteme extras

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bang69

I for got to add. A KFC & a STD clinic attached to it & condom dispensers at every table

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canny

I wouldn't run a tight ship. I'd make a visible effort to keep the club legal. ;)

The economy is poor right now. I agree, running a club is not a growth industry. But if you can run one at a profit for 5-6 years it will pick up in a few years.

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Rod84

I'm with sexualchoc - I'd open an all natural club. In fact, I'd call it "Naturals" or "10," like the magazine. While I like VIPs, I'd probably base it more on the Mons Venus model - incredibly hot girls doing high mileage LDs, but no VIPs to worry about. Also, no DJs; just girls picking their own music, or I'd play a soundtrack. Keep it simple.

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Alucard

A membership Club.

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Clubber

Papi,

Let's do it. Nothing but Black and Asian dancers.

I'll open it up to all for a name for our club! Ideas?

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SlickSpic

Wouldn't not hiring dancers who happen to have implants be considered discrimination based on personal preference?

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Joker420

Lol bang that had me rolling

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Joker420

Yea altard and you would be the only fuckin member shit for brains pussy Dick sucker.......I'm going to personaly fuck you in your shit whole when I see you again Alcurd !

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zipman68

C'mon joker dude...mellow. Have some KFC. I mean bang69 has the idea with the whole KFC and condoms at every table thing. I bet you'd be a less hostile dude if you were sodomizing a stripper with a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Go to that happy place. No need to be thinkin' bout ass kickin'

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