Kind of upscale but not too flashy where it is to expensive to party there.
All the dancers would be curvy and natural (at least natural tits and butts).
I imagine if we managed to get it off the ground we'd be shut down in a week.
I'm not sure I'm ready to get back into the hospitality biz, but if I did do a strip club I'd probably take clubber's advice and shoot for a middle of the road place. Ideally someplace large with variable atmosphere's depending on the section. Similar to Tootsies downstairs and Next Level/VIP technique that caters too the masses yet still has finer appointments and some sense of exclusivity that some seem to crave.
I think the more interesting question is "how big" - not that I've looked into it, but I doubt the space is really that big a percentage of operating expenses given the areas strip clubs tend to be in and the other costs.
I wonder how things would turn out if the Algonquin kid's table that is the regular TUSCL commentariat were to kick in on a strip club. Bunch a horny PLs gropin' the strippers, BagBoy chanting Man-DANG-A-LOW, Dougsta and Alucard trying to work together. It'll be just like the Justice League and Legion of Doom teaming up to take on Darkseid!
B. Because...
It would be uber dumb for the owner to be fucking the house girls, and if I can't enjoy the extra, I ain't letting others enjoy them. And, I wouldn't want to risk LE problems in the US. And it's unlikely I could get approval to open a club in a country with better laws as a non-citizen.
I'd do something between a dive bar extras club and an upscale club too. The dive bars attract too much police attention and the upscale gentlemen's clubs are too expensive for a lot of customers. I'd have cameras in the private rooms to keep extras under control. It's impossible to keep extras from happening, but I'd make a visible attempt to keep them from happening to keep from being harassed by the cops.
Props to Canny.
An above average more blue collar club would be better than overly high end place.
So I guess I should also clarify my previous post a bit. Since I would not expect to be able to open a Club in Canada or New Zealand (with more accommodating laws regarding FS), I would run a very tight ship in my hypothetical US club, since I would not be comfortable taking the risks of LE and extra and messing around with the girls in my club. Of course, I'm not sure I ever take the financial risk of running a club under any circumstance. Not really a growth industry right now.
I wouldn't run a tight ship. I'd make a visible effort to keep the club legal. ;)
The economy is poor right now. I agree, running a club is not a growth industry. But if you can run one at a profit for 5-6 years it will pick up in a few years.
I'm with sexualchoc - I'd open an all natural club. In fact, I'd call it "Naturals" or "10," like the magazine. While I like VIPs, I'd probably base it more on the Mons Venus model - incredibly hot girls doing high mileage LDs, but no VIPs to worry about. Also, no DJs; just girls picking their own music, or I'd play a soundtrack. Keep it simple.
Yea altard and you would be the only fuckin member shit for brains pussy Dick sucker.......I'm going to personaly fuck you in your shit whole when I see you again Alcurd !
C'mon joker dude...mellow. Have some KFC. I mean bang69 has the idea with the whole KFC and condoms at every table thing. I bet you'd be a less hostile dude if you were sodomizing a stripper with a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Go to that happy place. No need to be thinkin' bout ass kickin'
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