Comments by kcquestor

$10 regular dances on the floor, $20 topless, $30 full nude. VIP is $10 for a wristband.

Since both Adelita Bar and Chameleon Club are on the list, I'll say yes -- although technically at Adelita it was the motel next door. And at neither place did I remove my sicks. So I was never really naked, right?

My definition of a brothel would require that ALL of the girls offer various sexual activities. If some girls don't do anything and some only do handshakes, that's not a brothel to me. It is a strip club with extras available. I understand that some girls may be off their game for one reason or another, or may refuse service with a certain customer. But if you have to work to find a girl who will service you the way you want, it doesn't count.

Vodka and tonic (prefer Ketel One) Rum and Coke (add lime juice for a Cuba libre) Tequila and Coke tequila on the rocks if they have a good selection SoCo and Coke Wheat beer most any pilsner beer

Two dollars is standard for dances at the stage in East St. Louis. Depending on the club they can include full contact and can last the whole song. I usually tip $3-5 just because two dollars feels too cheap.

Most major credit card banks have a service where you can generate a "one time use" credit card number for online transactions. You go to the Web site and log in and it gives you a unique number that is only good for one purchase. Of course that won't help if someone has total control over your computer, but it will make sure that the online company can't re-use or sell your card number. Oh, and to get back to the topic, I haven't paid for online porn in years. There's too much free out there. (do a search for bit-torrent)

Mira Sorvino Julianne Moore Ashley Judd Elisabeth Shue Tea Leoni Elle Macpherson

Gina Gershon Marg Helgenberger Lauren Graham Christa Miller Kate Walsh (turns 40 in three months, I'm counting her!)

Thanks for listening, Founder. It will be nice to have a way to make a note about a club that doesn't involve a review. I know about the "Discuss" link at the top, but it is kind of out of the way and you don't know if there is any discussion going on. And most clubs don't have any posts in the discussion area anyway. It would be perfect if we could comment specifically on a particular review, rather than all the comments about a club being lumped together. That way if someone says in their review "I had a good time with Brandi", someone else can post that Brandi moved to another club. Or whatever.

It sure would be nice to be able to post a comment about a review. Comments wouldn't count towards the rating, but would be a place where people could post additional info, clarify ambiguities, or correct mistakes. I can't tell you how many reviews I've seen that made me want to post a reply.

Hooters phone service: "Reach out and touch someone" Hooters coffee: "Good to the last drop" Hooters coffee: "The ebst part of waking up is Hooters in your cup." Hooters chicken: "Finger lickin' good" Hooters shoes: "Just do her" Hooters paper towels: "The quicker picker upper" Hooters electricity: "We bring good things to life" Hooters watches: "Take a licking and keep on ticking" Hooters toilet paper: "Please don't squeeze the Hooters" Hooters corn flakes: "Taste them again, for the first time" Hooters candy: "Hooters melt in your mouth, not in your hand" Hooters pork: "The other white meat"

C-Mowes is supposed to open around July 20. Half the girls I've talked to in the area are hoping to get a job there, including nearly everyone at Chameleon. If they all got hired, the place would be packed! I just hope their new back room is better than the old stalls...

I actually think guys who visit strip clubs are the best equipped to have a good time at hooters and not get burned. I know lots of guys who truly believe that the cute friendly waitress is flirting with them because she likes them. And not just at Hooters. This happens at bars and other restaurants. A strip club patron knows that they are just shilling for tips. I always think of the "South Park" spoof with the little girls working at Raisins. Poor Butters honestly believes that Porsche is his girlfriend.

They have good bar food, beer, and pretty girls in skimpy costumes. What's not to get? I don't go to Hooters very often, but I do hang out at the Hooters Casino in Las Vegas every once in a while.

Although the title clearly says "Sitcom" MILFs, lots of these are not from sitcoms. So I'll go ahead and add a couple: - Ali Larter, the blond mom in Heroes with the split personality and super strength. - Linda Cardellini, the short spunky nurse Sam from ER (who I crushed on in "Freaks and Geeks") - Maura Tierney, the nurse-turned-doctor Abby also from ER (you may remember her from "Talk Radio" and "Liar, Liar" - Jamie Pressly, the white trash Joy on "My Name is Earl" - Vanessa Williams, on Ugly Betty she has step-kids. That counts! - Katherine Heigl, surgical intern Izzy Stevens on "Grey's Anatomy". She gave the baby up for adoption (that counts too!). She's also in the new movie "Knocked Up" - Lois Griffin, from "Family Guy". OK, so she's animated. She's also a slut who was into girls for a while, but just needed the penis.

Dancers who like making money should at least pretend to be interested in whatever you are talking about. Just like any good salesman, a dancer should be able to discuss sports, current events, musicn and literature too.

Girls on the adult dating Web sites generally don't contact guys. they don't have to. One girl I talked to said she got 50 e-mails a day from guys, 40 of which had pictures of genitals. If a girl contacts you with an offer like that, you can bet it is a scam. One of the most common is the girl who wants to talk to you over the Web cam before she meets you ("just so she can feel comfortable"). She doesn't tell you that the web cam site she uses has a setup fee and a per-minute charge. Have these five letters on a post-it on your monitor: TGTBT

GFE means different things to different people. To some it means she takes her time and you get the full hour. To others it means she kisses, or french kisses, or deep french kisses. To me, GFE means that she honestly acts like she wants to be there and interacts with you that way.

Some girls just know how to lay on a compliment so that you feel really good about yourself. With others, everything out of their mouth is clearly a line. I know I'm not cute, I know I don't have a huge cock. If you try to tell me otherwise, I'm not buying it. Even just telling me that I smell nice makes me think "Well, I guess some of your customers must really stink." On the other hand, there are some things that girls have said in such a way that they made me believe were sincere. One girl told me she liked my curly hair, and she played with it every time she walked by. A dancer I will never forget told me that over and over that I had nice lips -- and this was before she kissed me. There's just something that made their compliments more real. Maybe the fact that they were so specific makes it more plausible? Once I had a woman compliment my calves, and I thought, "Wow, who picks that to comment on? Maybe she means it." I think that ego is the main reason we have regular clubs. many of us have lots of choices of places we could visit. And there's just something about walking into a place where people know you and act pleased to see you. I love it when a girl says "Candi isn't here tonight. Can I sit with you instead?" or when Candi is there and she makes an excuse to leave the guy she's been working on to come see me. Big shot, that's me. And when Candi brags to the other dancers about me, my ego gets emotionally erect.

It is also one of the principles that allows hard drives to work. The read head literally floats on a cushion of air. I still remember when hard drives were referred to as "Bernoulli drives."

Shill

What kind of reviewer talks about the house shots, the waitresses, and the cab home?

$.20 means $120