xpando
Dating Miss Michigan
Comments by xpando
review comment
2 years ago
mwtraveler
Michigan
Its hilarious that Memphis girl told you she was a baby stripper. She told me all the details about how she was working the famous Platinum Plus when the big bust went down. Details were consistent with a different strippers report.
She is a good sweet girl however, so no diss. Just typical.
discussion comment
4 years ago
iknowbetter
Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe
Butt plug == Anal available.
I was hanging with my girl one afternoon and a girl on stage had one.
I asked, "So does this mean she takes in in the butt? Is it Marketing?"
She leans over and asks another dancer if this is what it mean. The other dancer nods agreeably. Thus the question was settled.
discussion comment
4 years ago
joker44
In the wind
I saw a flag on a boat this summer : - TRUMP 2020 - BECAUSE FUCK YOU AGAIN.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
If they are fake, they are really good fakes.
discussion comment
4 years ago
CJKent (Banned)
“The more a person needs to be right, the less certain he is...”
And now, after re-election, the President will be free to continue raping pedophiles!
I believe the plan is to fire Chris Wray, put Grinel in as interim FBI director. Then appoint Sydney Powell new FBI director. Then open up a special council on the whole Hunter Biden/Joe Biden corruption/ recruitment as a Chinese spy thing. It will be glorious! Finally, Durham is waiting with all his indictments. Should be a fun filled next few months for the left.
ON the bright side for saner Democrats, if everyone goes to jail, it will clear the field for the girl who would have beat Trump tomorrow: Tulsi. She would have kicked Trumps Ass. But, as she was not going to shut down Durham, and would probably be curious about the Huntergate thing if she knew, they didn't let her play. THAT IS WHAT LIBERALS SHOULD BE PISSED ABOUT. The Democrats foisted Joe Biden on the party BECAUSE he was corrupt and had the most to lose. All to protect him, and all the other corrupt "leaders".
discussion comment
4 years ago
londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
This election will surely tell if campaign events still rule the day or social media is all you need.
There has never been anything in US politics like what Trump has been doing these last few days. While Biden is mailing it in.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
That is an old article. Since it was written /r/TheDonald has been shut down by Reddit.
In response, and amusingly before anyone a Reddit figured it out, everyone picked up and make their own "Reddit" at https://thedonald.win.
A long time ago this wisdom was coined: The internet detects censorship and routes around it. Looks like it is still true.
article comment
4 years ago
thisisawesome
I remember the bed dances from the old no-rules Tampa Deja Vu.
It had to be 20 years ago. Those were fun.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Dave_Anderson
I think the story was a dancer made the comment about her customers and one of them heard it, and it took.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Dave_Anderson
The term has it's history in the alt.sex.strip-clubs USENET newsgroup which pre-dates this site and the modern Internet.
You can still view all the history at https://ass-c.com
discussion comment
4 years ago
wiffle shwaffle
I also used to regularly visit that Checker's post adventure when the Playhouse was my regular club (15ish YO). Their burgers are great and I don't know of another one in the Detroit area.
discussion comment
4 years ago
SuperDude
Detroit, Michigan
There are probably not a lot of customers to check. I drove past the club last Tuesday afternoon ( in the date range of interest). The parking lot had two cars in it. This is quite typical for the Playhouse as it has been a dead club for a few years.
Once, a long while ago, the Playhouse was the best of the airport area (Dearborn/Inkster/Romulus) clubs. Many, many years ago.
discussion comment
5 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
You may now return to your normal hepatitis-C transmission.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Clubber
Florida
If I make my text too large (CTRL +) the right side menu will eventually disappear. If I make it smaller again (CTRL-) then it will reappear. This is using Firefox.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Trish_Club_Lust
I AM THE QUEEN OF HEAD!
Bats eat a lot of mosquitoes.
So they help to protect dancers from malaria, Chagas Disease, Chikungunya Fever, Dengue Fever, Eastern Equine Encephalitis, St. Louis Encephalitis, Rift Valley Fever, West Nile Virus and Yellow Fever. Especially in Florida and Mexico.
Thank you bats for helping to protect our supply of dancers .
discussion comment
5 years ago
bman77
Maryland
If the clubs are open at all, there is probably little difference between air dances and Detroit regular order as far as Wuhan Flu communicability is concerned. If you are that close to someone who is a spreader, you are getting it.
review comment
5 years ago
BudWeedGuy
Downriver Michigan
They should desinate or even glass in the upstairs area for smoking and enforce the ban in the rest of the club. It would make it a much more desirable destination for me. #1 reason I prefer the Criket.
discussion comment
5 years ago
BoringLoser
^ You are an ass hole
I think only once and under extreme gastric distress.
Normally I only use the stalls for removing the used cover and a quick alcohol wipe clean of the unit. I've never flushed the rubber seems like a clog risk. wrap it in TP then in the trash.
discussion comment
5 years ago
apoopdeep
Exxon
Ironically, while at the Criket the other day ( spelled that way) when I mentioned to a dancer that I work with Indian gentlemen, she remarked: "Indians?! Those dudes blow their loads with 20 seconds of grinding. It's hilarious!"
discussion comment
6 years ago
steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
Anyone ever get a dance from "former" stripper Sunrise Lee?
discussion comment
6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
I say it all the fucking time. Almost everyone is an idiot in some manner and this phrase is well needed in these times.
People are conditioned to feel insulted if ever one was to infer that they might be wrong about something. The sticks and stones era is gone.
discussion comment
6 years ago
TrapBaby304
Trap Jumpin
Popeyes. Although when KFC had spicy chicken it was quite good. but still not like Popeyes.
Also i really like thier Dirty Rice. Yes it is too salty and probably bacteria infested from being 3 days old, undercooked, and impriperly stored, but I love it. But I also get BBBJ's from strippers so I am a risk taker I guess.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Cristobal
I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
Calls me "Honey" or Hun
discussion comment
6 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
We could start using opposites code:
"Total air from a complete skank with pancake floppies. Left completly unsatisfied. I won't be back. "
discussion comment
6 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
KKKalifornia. The Dictatorship of the Democrats. There is no relationship or transaction so small, or private that the government supremacist nannies will refrain from introducing coercion to "solve" the "problem".