Why smelling good at a strip club is an amazing idea

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• Strupviffle

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  2 years ago

  Important PSA. We all know that the stripper / PL relationship isn't 100% pure, but you can certainly help your case by being pleasant to be around.
• JohnBuford

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  2 years ago

  Studies have shown that women have a stronger sense of smell than men,so this is sound [view link] first stop when entering a club is the men's room.Spray on a small amount of cologne and wash my hands.
• Arobins30

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  2 years ago

  Jeans in a stripclub?? And who puts gel in their hair. ~s.
• iknowbetter

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  2 years ago

  100% agree - and it goes both ways! More than a few times, I have passed on spending $$$$ on dancers with bad breath or BO, Regardless of how hot she might be. Yeah, I realize you work up a sweat on the pole, and maybe you smoke, but I just can’t get past the stink. So I always try to be aware of my own aroma as well. Good advice.
• Crazyfun55

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  2 years ago

  I like to be the type of customer that strippers actually enjoys my company when dancing for me. So I make sure my appearance and scent is on point. A good cologne is your friend. I've had two strippers made out with me because they enjoyed my scent. Here is a tip. If a stripper compliments your cologne or scent, give her permission to thoroughly smell you as much as she wants.
• GoVikings

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  2 years ago

  So dancers avoid the stinky customers, huh?
• Jascoi

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  2 years ago

  Note to self: Don't be that stinky guy.
• StripClubXpert

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  2 years ago

  @GoVikings "So dancers avoid the stinky customers, huh?" I have had at least a couple of dancers complain to me about regulars of theirs that stink because they go right to the club after work. They still go to the VIP but they are never happy about it.
• TallmanFL

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  2 years ago

  Ultimately, dancers are independent contractors. True, $$$ is the primary motivation, but the dancer gets to choose who she wants to spend time with, and who would you rather spend time with, someone who's pleasant and smells nice, or someone who repulses you with stench? Related story: At one club I was a semi-regular at, I was at the bar with my back to the door, the dancer I was talking to saw someone walk in, grabbed my hand, leaned in and said "you're taking me into the LD room for a dance now. I'll pay the house fee, but you get one dance free." During the dance (which was actually pretty solid), I asked her what was up. Turns out that the guy who had just walked in was a bad combination of slightly obsessed with her, had terrible hygiene, and didn't seem to understand being told "no." So she used the dance with me as an excuse to get out to the LD room, which adjoined to the locker room, where she hid out for a couple minutes after dancing, until she figured he'd left (which he did once she was unavailable). And, in fairness, I did buy a second dance from her right after the first (where she was a little friskier than initially, which was very nice), so she made some $$$ off the deal, so maybe it was a bit of a hustle, although I would have been buying dances off her anyhow, just not so suddenly.
• JAprufrock

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  2 years ago

  No doubt. My pre-HK routine: After shaving and showering, it's Nivea after shave lotion, Axe deodorant and Axe body spray. Also brushing teeth and using Listerine. Some ladies probably don't care and will take anybody willing to spend, but I've gotten good mileage and my experiences, except the first one five years ago, have been excellent as a result.
• Jascoi

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  2 years ago

  a kilt? i’ve seen that happen a few times. i haven’t been brave enough to try it. but… if i was scottish i would OWN it!
• OrangeClown

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  2 years ago

  @desertscum, your dad was one of a kind.
• Greanbeans

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  2 years ago

  Agree! Love me some fragrance! Please match fragrance to season, day or night and activities. Chicas love it, in moderate quantity.
• steeldog65

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  2 years ago

  Most dancers compliment me on my clothes as well as my cologne. I get some benefits from being clean in my experience.
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  Pick your girl and get real close and personal, as you might be waking up with her on the morning. So of course smelling good helps. SJG
• PutaTester

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  2 years ago

  “A man wearing Paco Roban? I’d follow him down the street!” said a 9+ girl on Venice Beach.
• wallanon

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  2 years ago

  Don't be surprised if you see me rocking a Walmart polo. It's going in the trash after anyway lol.
• wallanon

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  2 years ago

  But seriously, if any of you out there wanna experience a no bs hase, it ain't happening if you be funky fresh without the fresh.
• BaddJack

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  2 years ago

  Hair? How about gel on my scalp??
• Thick-5-Incher

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  2 years ago

  I've been indulging in the stripper hobby for 25 years and the escort hobby for 12 years and I agree that smell can make or break a fun encounter. I've been with a few very attractive dancers that had swamp ass and I wanted to get away from them as quickly as possible. I always make a point to take a shower and spraying cologne right before hitting the clubs or seeing an escort. You're already 50% of the way to enjoying a woman's body if you are clean and smell nice.
• xmckie

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  2 years ago

  The closest club to my home that I'm willing to go to (about an hour drive) has hand soap in the bathroom that smells like very strong disinfectant. I make an effort to be clean and smelling good when I go to the club, and I also wash my hands when I go to the bathroom, and that disinfectant smell overwhelms my cologne and everything else I've done to smell nice. So last time I went, I brought my own bottle of hand soap. Early in the pandemic, I was having trouble finding hand soap for work, and ran across a Walmart that was selling the small store brand hand soap for $1. I bought a bunch and still have several left. So it's a $1 investment in not smelling bad at the club. Once I tried to take it with me when I was leaving, then ran across a girl I had been hoping to get a dance from and had to go back to the LD area with a bottle of hand soap in my pocket! So now I just leave it in the bathroom when I go.