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2 years ago
Is there a post that mogul1985 wrote that got deleted?
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2 years ago
"I don't care how trustworthy you think founder is. I work in security for IT infrastructure. I laugh at your 'I trust him' comment. I won't even get into that. You do you with that."
Why does it matter what work you do? If you're that smart you could've written a better review, or known how to find a good time without reading the reviews of a bunch of slobs you look down on. Or afforded to buy a cheapo gift card to pay for access. Or written an article about your about the security flaws you see in TUSCL. Something other than getting pissy because people told you the truth about something you already knew was an issue in your recent review.
"I disagree that it was gibberish and trying to get around a system. I could have easily expanded on my review to provide the exact experience I have described before..."
Writing about your authentic experience is always a good call. Every trip is unique so maybe there was something interesting that you could key on for that review. No names required. I didn't go read your review so I'm critiquing something I haven't read. A lot of my reviews are comparing the club I was in to other clubs I've seen. Not everybody likes that style of review, but some guys like to eat the same food all the time and good for them. I've seen way more clubs than I've reviewed, and haven't written a review in a while because it takes motivation I don't have anymore to write a decent one that isn't too specific to my experience. Now maybe that's what the OP was trying to say, but what I got out of it instead was sour grapes.
"...so I prefaced with saying this review is useful for those asking if anything is new. And then went on to describe what if anything is still good/bad. It's worthwhile for those visiting again."
Don't overthink it. There's a lot of submissions I see where people are commenting on the review guidelines. I stopped voting on reviews because plenty of dudes around here seem to like voting and I got tired of reading a bunch of grown ass people whinging about clearing a really low bar to get a review posted. We don't care what you think about the process. It hasn't changed in years so it isn't new, other than requiring more yes votes than before.
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2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It's a range and I don't mind putting down what I spent. I don't always mention what I spent it on, like if I added a second girl to a VIP because I was being nice or whatever. Or sometimes I didn't spend that much but a dancer really wanted some dick that day so the visit was an all time deal. The dollars spent is just another detail.
Sometimes I look at it and compare it against what the guy wrote about his experience. Some guys spend a whole lot to get a little or practically nothing, but don't necessarily know that. That helps me gauge what to look for it I'm ever in that club, but I'm not going to judge what another guy spends on his fun if he can afford it.
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2 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I put my two cents in a couple of PM's, but wouldn't completely disagree with what Tetradon said. I'd chalk it up to questioning their entire belief system rather than being nuts, but maybe it takes being a little batshit to give the finger to everything a person's been conditioned to think over their entire life.
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2 years ago
So I wrote a reply before looking at the OP's 2022 review from a club in Colorado Springs. I've been to Colorado Springs and to that particular club. I think I remember it having a really funky setup, but it would take more time to figure it out than it's worth.
I wrote this on the review thread and will copy it here: If TUSCL is where certain people wander into to get their "naughty" fix I hope that's working out for them. Better to troll around the internet than to be this clueless in public IRL.
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2 years ago
I've been to Snooty Fox but don't really remember it. I could probably refresh on it, but the clubs in Colorado Springs generally weren't great. I'm reading this review because Julia80920 wrote a thread on the discussion boards and I was curious about what sort of person would post that.
If TUSCL is where certain people wander into to get their "naughty" fix I hope that's working out for them. Better to troll around the internet than to be this clueless in public IRL.
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2 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
There's a Pakistani dancer I used to VIP with. It was pretty much like all the others except she was too concerned with the other girls I had my eye on.
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2 years ago
"Doubt it. They're more focused on activities on the street than in clubs. Rarity at best"
So the other week I missed a vice raid by about 5 minutes. Some clubs just have bad luck and their towns have it in for them. This is one of those hypothetical topics where it doesn't hurt to talk about it but it's going to vary greatly by region.
The Providence dudes can just grab some popcorn and watch because your town literally didn't bother to attempt curbing prostitution until a few years ago lol...
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2 years ago
"nothing is worse than chasing down a hot looking dancer and then finding out that she doesn't understand English"
If I can't tell I'll tip her at the stage or ask another dancer or waitress, bartender, etc. It is kind of a problem if a dancer thinks you're into her but you can't use subtle words to get her too move on.
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2 years ago
"Try going back to 2014 or even earlier when this conflict actually started."
Are you talking about when Russia annexed Crimea when they got pissy because they didn't like their national boundaries after the USSR imploded? "Even earlier" is a better guess.
"Conflict not cunfkuct, lol. Though that's a good typo to describe it."
TUSCL is a titty bar site. Typos by "Dave_Anderson" are not going to be held against you.
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2 years ago
"Management won’t discuss it and I don’t typically don’t talk much with girls in clubs to remain drama free"
There are dancers on TUSCL who have worked both in Texas and Florida. My suggestion is to send those dancers a private message on the site, and there are other dancer groups online they can refer you to.
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2 years ago
So now that my question is out of the way, she warned you and you got no blood on you so that's a win.
To answer your question, I've found out the hard way before the fun started by spotting a string, during because blood, or after because my clothes had crimson stains on them. Somewhere in an old review of mine from Hawaii Theater in COI I talked about a Scarlett Lapper. It's funny now because I felt like burning those boxers and I've seen sooo much worse since then lol.
In one of the crazier VIP moments I've had a dancer wanted to be fingered and there was something else up there, then she looked at me like "keep going"...
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2 years ago
So did you pay for a 30 minute VIP and got nothing done but some daydreaming and feeling up a tampon string?
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2 years ago
I think you'd be an older fart if it was less than half your life ago.
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2 years ago
"That’s why you should always have a good discreet loaded snuff bullet dispenser in your keychain when you visit the stripclub"
Thanks CJ. Even wallanon has his limits lol...
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2 years ago
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SpecialjBorn in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
What about when "Sprinkles" tattoos her real name on her body? Does that count? Or her dude's?
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2 years ago
Pick a side, bntj1! Lol, I felt like I was watching a tennis match reading that take.
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2 years ago
"Probably the same sort of dark humor that got us calling ourselves Pathetic Losers."
Actually it was a certain member who insisted for months (or was it years?) that their namesake acronym get added to the TUSCL glossary. Like an active, very vocal campaign. It's one of the reasons I won't type it, because the whole thing was a little over the top and the term itself makes no sense.
I'm not going to invoke the name of another dude when discussing getting my nut, ever. The hobby already had enough cringe to it without introducing some random term that nobody off TUSCL would know.
You guys can have your fun and call it what you want.
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2 years ago
"...and sometimes free drugs..."
There was this complete smokeshow I ran into one night at a club on the road. Another TUSCLer was there and can vouch for how hot this chick was. Did an upstairs VIP and it was pretty hot, but they'd turned up the lights on me (because the manager on duty was being a dick) so I wasn't getting to home base ITC.
She wanted some number so stupidly high for OTC (in the thousands) I just laughed at her, but would've just come by to drink and fuck at my hotel if I had some coke. Don't worry about the math because it doesn't add up lol. Close to home I know how to find drugs if I wanted because strip clubs, but getting near closing time in a town I don't frequent that request was leading nowhere good so I took the L.
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"...and an ongoing romance with another dancer in the same club."
Can you do a Reverse Solomon and invite her dancer partner? The last time I had two girls who were also lovers it was like playing twister trying to get at the girl I wanted because the girl I liked less was in her feelings, but you never know. They might both go both ways and it's doubly fun.
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2 years ago
Not that I'd ever be in this situation, but I'd have a conversation with j about discretion.
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2 years ago
Does anybody remember the thread where some guy said he uses a hair tie to keep the rubber from coming off in his pants? It seemed like a legit post so I didn't troll, but the only thing I'm going to be inside wearing a rubber is a woman. Just sayin'.
If Jerry Springer had a show about dudes who didn't know how to get a proper lapdance with actual strippers to show them how it's done, it would have made the second best daytime talk show of all time even better.
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2 years ago
So the author of this in depth reporting is named Carly Ortiz-Lytle. Sounded like a slutty party girl name on a gal who might be hot. I looked her up and...no.
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2 years ago
"I doubt the crack legal minds here will reach a consensus regarding the legality of whether LDK would be considered sexual assault."
My take is about as valid as any legal mind on crack, so here goes. If the girl is participating in consensual masturbation using some part of her body on a dudes cum cannon, there's a reasonable expectation that shots may get fired. It's like Russian Roulette with sperm.
Or is the dancer right in thinking that a guy should be able to hold his wad? What about all the dancers who are just fine with jizz and try to do the coconut?
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2 years ago
The guys who made the distinction between a one and done shot and repeat visits have a solid point. There's probably not a one size fits all answer here. And the club, girls, and staff make a huge difference in how a visit is going to go even when clubbing as a regular.
Not sure if we're gonna settle this one. "Is strip club mileage about luck or skill?" may end up with all time mysteries like the chicken and the egg...