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Comments by wallanon (page 28)

  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    3 Strippers in 3 States Post the Same Meme
    Something about a possum and like a girl's good and bad sides.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    rattdog
    New York
    EVER HEARD THESE WORDS FROM ANY WOMAN BEFORE?
    Yes
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    2 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Emergency desploogination services
    Just read the whole post. If I'm having that kind of day, 2.5 hours is doable...
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Dakesjenna2
    Washington
    Particular dancer?
    Does anyone see the name of the club or anything that narrows down who might be able to answer this question? I get that it's a question most dudes here wouldn't to answer in the open anyway, but I didn't see anything that would give a person an idea of what club they're talking about.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Emergency desploogination services
    Lol
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Lanechange
    Michigan
    Tuscling by smart phone
    I agree with whoever said there's probably a bigger issue than typos. The shit I post here has a ton of typos and it's not been a big deal. Most of my reviews are cleaned up from whatever I speak into my phone after a visit I want to review. Last year I did something stupid when I upgraded my phone and all my notes got smashed together into one file without dates. I just chalked it up as a loss and maybe I'll post stuff as articles if I ever decide to unfuck the blob of text lol. Point being this is a titty bar site and it's not that serious.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Givemegothgirls
    Milf lover and newbie nerd
    Has anyone ever been caught in the act
    "...some people are hoping there is a greater element of danger in this hobby. To be honest there isnt a high one." It's like anything else. There's a lot of factors involved. Some clubs just draw a nastier crowd than others. I've written about this before, but I saw a guy talking shit in the parking lot at Irving's in the DC area (many years ago) who got gunned down probably minutes after I drove away. He was definitely killed within the hour based on when the news reported it. I figured we was just going to get his ass kicked. Oh well, some dudes don't have the patience for that. But I digress. Speaking of Irving's, I was "caught" there on many occasions lol. One time in one of the all time strangest moments I got thrown out of there for something that literally happened every night of the week. I think they'd been raided so we're actually enforcing rules one time. The bouncer was determined to catch something happening, so me and the dancer turned in into a game. Eventually he was throwing open the door multiple times a minute, then he got smart and yelled "nobody move". So she stayed still and he walks up, takes a look, and says, "sir I'm gonna have to ask you to leave". I'm the only person I ever saw bounced out of that club who left on their feet lol...
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Studme53
    Pennsylvania
    Jenny McCarthy?
    I think Lady Gaga is cast as Harley Quinn in the next Joker movie.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    You ever meet a dancer from the directory?
    Yes, but it wasn't a big deal. Most of the dancers who post on TUSCL treat it like a basic ad and don't log in enough to coordinate. One dancer I just happened to recognize (at a place I used to go to regularly while my local clubs sucked). She was hot and I chatted her up and got dances. But didn't tell her about the site because there was no point. I could tell why she does well, but the dancer didn't really do it for me and I wasn't going to spend on her again.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Hey I guess we got videos now
    If you're on Android trying opening the video on a new tab. It played on my phone that way.
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    2 years ago
    Fuckit77
    North Carolina
    Are strip clubs dying in North America?
    "Are strip clubs dying in North America?" No Fuckit, they're fine. Not every local economy can sustain them anymore, but the towns with money and not stupid laws will be ok.
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    2 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Girls are not always girls?
    "Where’s that damn edit button" I didn't even notice the typo until you called it out. You guys are overthinking this. If people can get the gist of what you're saying that's the goal, right? Anyhow, after a couple of trips to Hawaii I just kinda said I'll do my best and if I get it wrong I'll just pretend it didn't happen lol
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    2 years ago
    Givemegothgirls
    Milf lover and newbie nerd
    Has anyone ever been caught in the act
    "So nobody has been itc during a raid?" shadowcat has. So have I. Others have, too, but this thread was about something else.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Jenny
    No but I got her number.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Best era of hot girl?
    That'd be now. Thanks to the Internet every look is on the table. And thanks to strip clubs every look is obtainable. Life is good.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Givemegothgirls
    Milf lover and newbie nerd
    Has anyone ever been caught in the act
    Is this just making conversation or do you want to ask a question about something that happened to you?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Tuscl wish list
    "I choose to disagree with CMI's point about the report of an actual strip club's closing not being worth a months VIP." In the past I've posted club closures as a review, but usually because I have something else to say about the club. If it's a club I've never been to now I'll just put in a club update.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Givemegothgirls
    Milf lover and newbie nerd
    Club hopping
    "Sometimes it just takes one girl to make an awesome time. Keep jumping around till you find that." If I'm on the road that's my approach. Muddy may or may not have firsthand knowledge of this lol. The first rule of Strip Club is not to talk about Strip Club.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    “Money Spent” Review field ?
    One detail doesn't necessarily lead to another. People keep looking for specific answers in reviews when they're really just guideposts for how other people perceive a club. If I want to know if there's really a top club in a location I'm heading to (because I'll only have time to see one or two places) I'll ask TUSCLers who've written helpful reviews. And I don't ask them how much they spend or what they do in the clubs.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Traveling dancer wondering…
    "There’s no fingering allowed in NJ clubs!" This is obviously a joke so now let's go find the post it was responding to...
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    This review adds nothing...
    "I don’t think anyone cares" It's not about caring, but it is acknowledging that there may have been some underlying issue other than someone getting butthurt. Whatever I've put elsewhere on my thinking about writing reviews hasn't changed.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    This review adds nothing...
    "Don't make yourself a victim of the change to eliminate free reviews. Instead, take the opportunity to add value to the equation. Then, everyone benefits." Thanks, Dolfan. I forgot that anybody could get a small number of free reviews per day for a while.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    White Guys
    "My options are fairly limited..." Yes. Maybe. "...and more expensive." No. Maybe. Relative to what? Why do people keep doing this? Though I think it's not the best way to go about things, I have seen people spending a lot of cash in the Make It Rain clubs that are majority black. A lot. Maybe you just waaay overpay and are 1000% correct in every case. This is just one of those things that sounds interesting in the moment but might not hold up to scrutiny. Then it comes back around to what was meant by the comment and how those comparisons get shaped.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Anyone ever driven in England/Australia/etc …
    "That city makes zero sense, esp if you are used to American style grid streets." A lot of those streets were laid out before automobiles existed and they probably didn't feel like demolishing the town to make it easier to navigate. The large cities in the US states that were in the original colonies also have those issues. The larger cities in the US that were mostly built up after the colonial days have less of the windy roads to nowhere.