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Comments by wallanon (page 3)

  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Better extras, Wilma or Betty?
    Shadowcat was referring to the aged up Pebbles I'm sure lol.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    Lapdanceking left the building
    That guy was a true believer... In honor of his departure, I'll type "LDK" for the first time ever. Unless nicespice finds another time I did and throws it is my virtual face lol.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    Icey
    I put your ATF on a winning team
    Are anonymous online profiles the modern KKK hood?
    No, because anyone with access to the Internet can hide behind them.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    Icey
    I put your ATF on a winning team
    Smash or pass? Indian edition
    "They clearly are a different race of people who simply happened to immigrate to India at some point." Or dudes of different race of people colonized the whole fucking place, plowed every chick in sight and didn't pull out? It's like hereditary traits from middle school biology playing out all over these countries.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    Anybody Else Have This Problem?
    This is like the scene in a movie where a dude is already beaten to a pulp but wants to keep fighting and the other guy walks away. Would it even be fun to troll this? "Next time, I’ll come equipped and avoid the issue" Maybe it's passé to always carry a rubber, but fuck it I'd rather have a lonely rubber than blue balls (or a miracle handjob). I'll let some hot strippers rub one out just to see if they offer something better for next time...but wouldn't pay for that.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ferris Bueller Originally Went to a Strip Club on His Day Off.
    This has been known to happen with high schoolers playing hooky...not that I'd know from firsthand experience. Just a rumor lol
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    ggofv
    Alabama
    Are Memphis Tennessee clubs worth it ?
    "Are Memphis Tennessee clubs worth it ?" Nope.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    Mexican Independence Day
    Watch out for falling bullets...
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    TheeOSU
    FUCK IT!
    September 11 2001, Never Forget!
    When I saw this was a regular front room post I was thinking it should've probably been labeled for politics. Tough to have a discussion about 9/11 anywhere without it going that route. I was in a bar on 9/10 watching the presidential debate (they make for great drinking games) and it was still on people's minds two decades later. Most of the talk there was about what a shitshow the withdrawal was, but there's still a lot to unpack about the whole thing.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    How to handle a ROB
    "let me remind you all that this is all purely hypothetical" Lol...it doesn't matter if it is, but it only makes it worse when you put these disclaimers in your super detailed conjecture.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    How to handle a ROB
    Did you hypothetically nut in your pants and get jizz on the dancer's ass? You put fluids on a dancer she didn't expect all bets are off lol
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    ROB Onyx
    "Anyway, really didn’t have a leg to stand on as she was already making a scene." You mean a leg to stand on other than being able to tell time and do math?
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    How hot are these Latinas? Would you pay $500+ for OTC with them
    I'm thinking you can find hotter in Miami, but it seems to be getting tougher to find a natural 10 in places like that. I say that never having been to the clubs there, so that could be way off base. I had a girl earlier this year (or maybe last year I lose track) who is based out Miami. She has a face like the first girl and a body like the second. Her tits looked amazing and I was excited to play with them, but they felt like plastic bags and I was pretty disappointed. I'd be skeptical of any body that looked like that from Miami, which is why I still pull from clubs and don't shop online for my girls. The tits on the first girl look hard a rocks, so I dunno if I'd pick her at all...nevermind if I'd pay 500+ site unseen.
  • discussion comment
    a month ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass?
    Error.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    When your looking at reviews for a strip club you might visit...
    It all the reviews are terrible I lower expectations for clubs I don't know, otherwise I just try to picture how the place runs and go looking for a diamond in the rough. For clubs I know well I don't look at the reviews.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    OTC retirement farewell gift
    Yeah, her asking for the gift is bad form. If you wanted to give a gift on your own that's different.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Offered OTC by a dancer
    ...and the only time I want to be outnumbered with my dick out is with multiple hot chicks about to go to work.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Offered OTC by a dancer
    "It seems that such an OTC meeting can be some type of scam or perhaps it is legit." Could be for her safety. Or could be a way to get you in a bad spot and outnumbered with your dick out lol.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    jstylez
    Maryland
    Suggestion for a Baltimore Alterntive to GCC
    "The Wheel/ Players Club was legendary." When I first started on TUSCL it was one of the Top 10 ranked clubs in the US...tiny, one room joint but probably the best small club setup I've ever seen. I shudder to think how much more pussy I'd have pulled there if I knew then what I know now about the hobby.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    BabyDoc
    Wayfaring Stranger
    Is This What Happens When You Get Old?
    There's a baby mom I know (and bang) running away from a problem who's dropping hints she wants to date me. 4 kids but only 2 dads. Yes, I wrote only lol. I'm telling the story out of context so it sounds even more ridiculous than it already is...but the hobby has a way of normalizing the utter ridiculousness of it all.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    I think she's a perfect 10
    Why would icee have come back after literally being the only TUSCLer in memory who was voted off the island? Not even dougster had that happen. Did someone do a Bettlejuice and invoke the name tooany times?
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    When your ATF retires...
    Mr. Moody has it right. Another ATF can (and will) come along if you're open to it. But that's not saying it isn't a high bar to clear. Each of my ATFs had to outshine the one(s) they replaced, so ATF5 had to be a better overall experience than four others. Not to mention I'm still actively banging ATF4. My current ATF and the dancer she replaced are like binary stars that all other current and former favs orbit around. It's those two and a very wide gap before anyone else. While there isn't a tie at the top, they've traded places before...but that's a story for a different thread. To stay on topic, ATF4 and ATF5 are young enough (in their 30s and still hot) where they may both be around after I leave my gloves in the center of the ring. ATF5 actually got that status after being out of dancing for a few years but recently decided to start up again after some unexpected bills hit. If one of them were to retire from dancing tomorrow I'd be more inclined to go with option B, but A and C are always there.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    jstylez
    Maryland
    Suggestion for a Baltimore Alterntive to GCC
    Somebody put McDoogals and upscale in the same sentence.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    Do you lie to dancers about your day job?
    "Do you lie to dancers about your day job?" Most of them. It's not really something worth talking about but it pays the bills lol. Dancers get paid and everybody wins lol
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Wife's Pussy VS OTC hook ups pussy (With pics) Rate scale of 1-10 and why.
    Spoiler alert...it looked like a pussy.