wallanon
Comments by wallanon (page 3)
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a month ago
grrlgonebad
GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
grrlgonebad made the CJ Kent Band break character. There's a TUSCL flex if we've ever seen one.
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a month ago
hotgirlsplz
spend too much on dancers 🤯
Icey is playing nice today...maybe let's not rehash that whole thing just in case it's the same dude. The thread is still on the rails lol
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a month ago
hotgirlsplz
spend too much on dancers 🤯
Icey posted something I somewhat agree with. I know what I just wrote but there's not a way around it lol for what I want add on.
Where I differ on that is it does matter if a dancer meets you in the club. You have to overcome that for anything OTC. Dancers vary wildly in how much effort that will take, and if you want something other than p4p the amount of time she's been dancing (and who is talking in her ear) matters. Depending on what you're looking for there's levels and levels you've got to work through. Then on top of all of that you've got how you look, the vibe you give off, and yes your actual game because these are real live women.
This whole thread changes based on whether we're taking just p4p or not.
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a month ago
Phillydaddy21
I haven't been to Playhouse Lounge in a long time, at least a decade, because I decided to try other clubs when I was in NJ. But gentlemen there are two things I think when I read this thread...
1. If she has customers coming to see her whenever she shows up, they can't all be simps so there's something cooking in the back
2. Sounds like a fun project if she's really that hot if you're up to the challenge
Bonus thought...
If you're a familiar face in that club, Maria the bartender probably has a say in how're you're getting treated by her sister. Just sayin'
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a month ago
hotgirlsplz
spend too much on dancers 🤯
What is exceptional service from staff? Not being cheeky here. My idea of exceptional service probably isn't yours.
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a month ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
NJ Pete and Dolla Bill have a point. It's been so long since I wrote a review I hadn't noticed that the review list on user profiles didn't have the club name.
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a month ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
If you're only going to have an upvote with no downvote then it's just an affirmation fest and some people trolling for likes. If people are actually contributing they don't have to be concerned with getting downvoted. I'd vote for having neither over just a like button.
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a month ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
The clear top answer is more dancers participating, but that's not necessarily something you can control even with incentives.
I actually thought having a like and a dislike button together was fine. If all someone does is post nonsense pretending to a bot it's not weaponizing a feature to downvote it. I'm all about downvoting threads that are just taking up space without providing value on a board that's often struggling to maintain on topic discussions.
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a month ago
wallanon
"I won't ever try filming myself or anyone having sex of any kind."
First of all let's just give you respect for being able to bang it out with these girls at this distinguished time in your life. But in all seriousness porn is 1000% better when you're the one in it. Unless you're just not into porn.
For you guys that haven't tried, it's as simple as finding the girl you know who gives the best head and doing a POV video with you sitting or standing while she goes at it. You're not having to do any work and the camera can be at an angle where you can still watch. Plus she can do eye contact and not break the fourth wall.
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a month ago
grrlgonebad
GrrlGoneBad - The Girl Your Mother Warned You About
It's the TUSCL effect lol. No worries. Plus you're hot so (like Alyssa Milano) if there's any beef it'll blow over.
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a month ago
Meshuggah
We aren't here for a long time, we are here for a good time.
"Does anyone even go out and try to pick up woman any longer? I travel a lot and it seems like it would still be pretty easy to just strike up conversation and see what's up."
You know I think about this from time to time. As stupid as it sounds, I don't think I'd try and legit pick up any woman I wouldn't be willing to be stuck with for a while. I've never been good with keeping casual sex in its box, so the hobby's been my way to get the goods with hot women without the feels. Mostly without.
I don't have a number that I wouldn't go over, but if it's approaching porn star prices then it has better be a PSE...
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a month ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
"I told the manager AS I WALKED OUT that I was planning on spending hundreds in VIP, but the house mom started filming and is going to post it, so I am outta here. His response was they were just having fun and it was no big deal."
If an owner is ever around, tell them. See if they still think it's fun when the boss finds out their bullshit is driving thousands of dollars out the door. I know you said hundreds, but it's doubtful you were alone in ducking out.
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a month ago
wallanon
...so, what's to be taken out of this Jessica's Dead Bastard situation? Let's see, how about a Dos and Don'ts: All Don'ts edition?
1. Don't leave your escort shopping in your browser history on your tablet for your SO to find
2. Don't leave your tablet with your escort shopping history at home with your SO while you are traveling to Texas to have a heart attack (possibly while banging your final hooker)
3. Don't leave your meticulously organized hard drive of homemade porn unprotected so that your SO can eventually find whatever pics and videos you've collected and categorized
4. Don't tell your mutual friend of your SO about your mistress...tell your friend who is not also her friend. Got it? Bros over hoes
5. Don't...and this is very, very, very important...don't fucking die before you have your monger belongings in order. In other words, fix your shit if it needs fixed
Bonus Don't:
Don't shop for hoes online. This is why. This is why. Go directly to VIP. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Spend it on strippers. You're welcome lol...
Epitaph:
"He poured his heart into everything: his work, his hobbies, and the people that he met along the way."
In memory of Sean Waite. Infamous and no longer nameless in the Tomb of the Unknown TUSCLer. Wherever you are, it's not cool that's what left of your body got stirred up with dog shit in your old yard and pinched out of your bitter widow's ass.
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a month ago
wallanon
This is going to take more than one reply...she ate his motherfucking ashes...
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2 months ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
"By the way, are guys who write reviews really not paying attention to what they spend to the point that they don’t have prices for anything?"
I'm almost never buying a drink just for myself in clubs where I've been there before, so a lot of the time I don't really know what my drink cost. I try to pay attention, but unless I think to take a note about it right after I leave the club I don't remember what the they cost. Dance prices I can usually remember, door charges are another thing I often blank on. I'm at a point with strip clubs where I don't use reviews anymore so I'm less focused on fills up a box score while I'm there.
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2 months ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Dancers in costume feeling creative and sexy doesn't have a lot of downside. Makeup and glitter getting onto everything isn't great depending on the costume, but at least it's not everyday lol
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2 months ago
wallanon
"The foxing of Juice, was unintentional and there was no malicious intent."
This is accurate. The doxxing was done out of thoughtless ignorance, but still ended up as a public post that sat around online for however many hours until founder noticed/was contacted and removed it. Like the guy from the article, that wasn't an abstract hypothetical it's something that actually happened.
The thread was to simply show what can happen when some box of old slides (or whatever it may be) ends up sitting there after the person who gave them meaning leaves. Per the usual there was a misguided attempt to turn it into a personal critique, but it's worth the annoyance to talk about the artifacts of a private life being put on display.
It's also worth a little forethought on how you want your mementos handled when it's time. No, I'm not going to take the time to rewrite that last sentence...
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2 months ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
I thought it was 4 or 5 out of 7 now. Can't keep track lol. Any system is better than when everything was bottlenecked with site review instead of member voting because at least reviews are making it online without a long wait. It probably just comes down to more of the diehards taking the time to look at unpublished reviews again.
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2 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
That sounds like a whole lotta effort. I'm voting for try again later lol.
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2 months ago
wallanon
"Saying youd rather take ridiculous measures to hide it rather than to work on yourself. Is also your problem."
So this is a discussion forum. Something came across in the news that got brought up for discussion, and someone who's decided they want to masquerade as a dusted TUSCLer decided to try and be provocative.
Whatever "my" situation might be, it's handled. Always has been. And hasn't been shared, so if what you've imagined is ridiculous to you that's perfectly alright. The article was just something obvious to point out for those who might not have their house in order.
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2 months ago
wallanon
Whoever decided to resurrect the Icee character you can retire the troll account anytime. It wasn't missed and the people who know who they are shouldn't have Beetlejuiced it back into existence.
"As far as after death. Who cares. If something embarrasses you so much dont do it"
So that people who might actually not have the capacity to understand get some help, what we do (at least some of us) might affect more than just ourselves. Whatever the reason is, if you've got stuff you'd like to stay confidential it should be that way all the time because you might not get the chance to slash and burn it.
It's been explained twice now two different ways. That's all I have to say on it.
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2 months ago
wallanon
We've already seen one of the more prolific members on TUSCL get linked to his true name after he passed away. Most of what had been posted here was jokey and not to be taken seriously, but some of it clearly talked about what he was into IRL. Just have a plan is what I'm saying, because you don't want to leave it to strangers (or even friends and family) to be discreet with your hobby archive when you die.
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2 months ago
StripClubXpert
There isn't anything wrong with being concerned that impressionable people may be convinced to take the easy way out from their lives it seems fashionable enough. If doctors can charge insurance to painlessly kill someone and pass on the cost of body disposal (that can then be claimed by another company) then recycling people ends up being a profitable service for all occasions. Maybe it can even solve world hunger...
https://youtu.be/b2aH9tu4s30
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2 months ago
sfrsox
I love boobies
If that's the club guys go to, I don't have a problem with the number of reviews.