review comment
4 years ago
Give a rest to your delusions already mikey. I don't recall doing ultra lounge with this combo, nor dancing with Raven during those times that I met PB at club. I've never knowingly met you at club. But, hey, I'll give you a chance to refresh my memory. I still have some cliff notes from my past visits, I just haven't consulted them lately.
If you can't provide the date, or day of the week, could you provide the year and approximate time of year this 3 some allegedly occurred? Can you do that, mikey m ? If you can't back up your claims, I suggest that you kindly stfu, and retreat to scribbling your musings on the crapper walls with a door on it.
review comment
4 years ago
Mikey m should seek psychological help. Above post is further evidence of his delusions. I've posted on multiple occasions that I've never knowingly met mikey. Nor has papi, and 5 other tuscl members he claims to have met. If 2 aforementioned dancers give other customers a massage or kiss, it's all business. I don't recall either interacting with someone wearing a guayabera.
review comment
4 years ago
All mikey-m accomplished by his snarky downvote was ensuring this prize winning review went to press sooner. Did he really think that ANY other members (never mind 3 others) would down vote this masterpiece ?
review comment
4 years ago
How can the Chief make such a blanket statement when he maybe stayed all of 30 minutes, tops ? Secondly, with dancers being independent contractors, they aren't rigidly tied to shift hours (though fee structure a many places offers incentive for some dancers to come in early). I can say that in many years of club visits, and online viewing during the 2000 to 2200 time bracket that review posted experience is uncharacteristic of what I've seen. Stage performance gaps have happened during these hours, but have been 2, maybe 3 songs tops. Nothing like 30 minutes with absolutely no dancers on stage, or circulating on main floor.
Dancers come and go at different hours, some do swing shift like 5p - 10p. That 2 hour window isn't the most hopping, I'm not totally discounting the risk of someone coming in during those hours and leaving with blue balls. Maybe the Chief encountered the perfect storm of 1 or more dancers being tied up by their regulars in VIP, the remaining dancers taking too damn long to do their hair/ makeup, and a not give a shit DJ not proactively rounding up dancer. On 1 occasion, I saw 1 of my faves on the stage cam, beat tracks for a 9p arrival only to have her tied up by a whale. Fortunately, no stage show gaps, a few new dancers coming in offset initial disappointment. There were also some dancers who weren't my type. There have been a couple of visits out of dozens of visits where I left club after 15 to 20 minutes of not seeing any desirable dancers.
If one is not happy with initial arrival time, remember you can get hand stamped for a return at a later hour.
discussion comment
4 years ago
@ T-don- Yep, that 2nd interception that was tipped off of Mike Evans hands was one of those flukes that can tip games the other way. The 3rd one just throwing the ball up in the air is just asking for an interception. Fate smiled on the Bucs today.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Yes indeed, this is a first, with Tampa Bucs playing in their HOME STADIUM. The 1980 Super Bowl had the L.A. Rams playing in their HOME MARKET AREA (Pasadena Rose Bowl ~ 15 miles from downtown L.A. vs their last year in old L.A. Coliseum ). Go Bucs.
discussion comment
4 years ago
#13 Les Girls- Phoenix. I haven't been there since 2002, which should tell you something. Circa 2002 wasn't really too terrible. The decline in dancer attractiveness/club vibe vs the late 90's coupled with the plethora of other attractive Phoenix club options left me very little motive for a return visit.
discussion comment
4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I've actually seen shadowcat's t-shirts on multiple occasions. For #7, I'm guessing wallanon. I suggest for #6, give bonus points if you can name the food that JS69 spilled over himself. I'm guessing he spilled linguini on his lap. Later, a dancer did a OTP - BJ on him. This was JS69's first experience at having CUNNILINGUINI performed on him.......
discussion comment
4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Not a Patriots fan, but if one wishes to use head coach/ QB combo longevity as 1 metric for dynasty greatness, the New England Patriots are hard to beat. That 17 years span from 2002 to 2019 of 6 Super Bowl wins (9 appearances), coupled with numerous playoff appearances is unmatched by any NFL teams. Oh, there's some teams with a higher percentage of championships per decade. Hell, some so called dynasties didn't even last a decade.(Packers 12/61 to 1/68 championship wins, Noll/Bradshaw 1974 - 1980 Super Bowl 4 wins, Walsh/Montana 1982 to 1990 4 Super Bowl wins.) I guess some people might tack on the 49ers 1995 SB win on to the streak, but that had different coach/QB combo.
That the Patriots achieved all they did under the present free agency/cap era makes their achievements all the more impressive. Tom Brady a shoo in to make Canton in first year of eligibility.
I'll close by nominating 2 teams for most futile playoff futility. First on the list is the Buffalo Bills. They're the only team to make 4 consecutive Super Bowl appearances, and to lose all 4. (The Minnesota Vikings are the only other team to be 0-4 in SB games, but they didn't lose in 4 consecutive years. Their misfortunes '70, '74, '75, and '77).
Last, Marvin Lewis and the "Bungles." Between 2006 and 2016, the Bungles lost 7 times in the first round of playoffs. In at least 3 cases, they played on their home field. Couple that with being 0 - 2 in their 80's SB appearances, makes a case for playoff futility.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Note to self: Avoid the "Malfunction Junction" after 2am. (That's the I275/I4 intersection for non-residents). I wonder if the Truth Lounge is 1 of 200 plus clubs that "mikey m" has reviewed.
discussion comment
4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Should both Packers and Chiefs advance, will be a rematch of the very first 1967 Super Bowl I. As a Bucs fan, I'm not favoring that happening.
review comment
4 years ago
This is what a review should look like- makes me feel as though I'm there at club, yet not a wordy novel. I'll have to add Bolivian dancer to my bucket list.
review comment
4 years ago
I'd be willing to bet the cost of a VIP that stage dances can float ones boat when you don't even set foot in club. Notice the vague, generalized description of dancers and costs (save for bottled water, same as his last 2019 visit). It's been nearly 2 years since P5's last review. He claims in prior reviews to be active duty military, so between the covid shit, deployments, and certain pre - deployment quarantine constraints hasn't been to strip club in a while. So anyway, thank you for your service and enjoy your 4 weeks free VIP.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Not lady entertainer, but they want your $$$. Kindly get your ass back into your mom's basement and online schooling so you can be educated enough to get you the kind of job that will put you in a position to be a big spender in the VIP room.
discussion comment
4 years ago
If you're not crazy about stage dancing, why not just go to a brothel or AMP? To use a steak restaurant analogy: Just because I go there for the steak doesn't mean I'd want a meal without the wine or the appetizer(s).
As other posters have mentioned, I see stage shows as an audition for the "main course" (ITC), or the dessert/nightcap (OTC). Has anybody ever seen an uptight, or lame stage show dancer turn into a sex freak in the VIP ?
As for stage tipping, I'm not a tightwad, but I'm not a make it rain kind of guy either.
discussion comment
4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Nina: It was my impression that ranukam, Larry Fisherman, and Clackport were one and the same. I also think that people who create multiple s/n's are a bit fishy.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Correction: mikey m statement should read "an old drunk who starts fights at strip clubs."
discussion comment
4 years ago
I'm here to tell you all that you're on a fool's errand. "Mikey m" is so "FOS" that if you gave him an enema, you could fit him in a matchbox. Besides myself, he claims to have met at least 6 other tuscl members (shadowcat, Papi_Culo, Eve, 25, Shanny72, and shurshot). None of those 6 members recall ever meeting mikey. I've never knowingly met him either.
He states in 25's link that he's an obnoxious drunk. That may very well be the most accurate statement he's made on tuscl.
No need to run the other way from anything, Muddy.
discussion comment
4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
1) Emily 2) Charlotte 3) Red 4) Hustler (no longer listed, or changed name) 5) founder 6) rech
7) juicebox 69 (or 1 of his aliases.) 8) shailynn 9) Ranukam 10) skibum Those are educated guesses if I'm
correct, wild guesses if I'm not.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Son of a gun, my AFC guesses were correct. Now it's Browns at Chiefs, Ravens at Bills.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Unless the Bears do the improbable in N.O.; it'll be Rams at Packers, Bucs at Saints. That will be a tough nut to crack for the Bucs. Should the Bears do the improbable, the Bucs could host the Bears in Tampa.
On the AFC side, I think any of the remaining wild cards could topple their hosts. (Ravens at Titans, Browns at Steelers.)
discussion comment
4 years ago
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Mate27TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
W-e-e-e-l-l-l, I don't recall any dancer telling me I was cute. Title of thread misleading, meat. I was expecting article to break down customers into ~ 4 to 6 separate/distinct categories. Instead, it was a question about whether dancer would give better dances to "cute" guys that morphed into a dancer gripe session about the things that bother them about customers. Still an entertaining read, and I've been getting mostly good dances despite not being told I'm cute.
discussion comment
4 years ago
JM- Really?? Has the race even been called ? Looking like the old man (R) and the preacher (D) are holding slim leads. Dems must win both runoff slots to gain control of Senate.
article comment
4 years ago
Why is this OP's first submission in over 8 years of membership ? (Nov 2012 join date). Has OP been to any of the clubs he mentions in article ?