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15 years ago
casualguy asked, "If I wanted to surf the web on the go, what is the best device out there?"
Netbook. Sub-$500 small laptop computer with wi-fi, and some can be configured for cellular access via providers like Verizon or AT&T. It surfs, where phones can only view certain web content in a fashion.
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15 years ago
Perhaps we should work on the guy's rant in response? We also probably have some less-than-favorable opinions of some strippers, and could express them in ironic, humorous ways as well...
Example to start:
1. You've been sitting here for over ten minutes, and I've shown almost no interest in you. Can you take a hint, or must I tell you to piss off now?
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...your contributions (for the sake of amusement) welcome...
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16 years ago
Yes, Brother, two bills are better than one. Often, she'll let you put the second in the best possible spot...
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16 years ago
Funny rant, but if any stripper actually has that attitude, I hope she's broke, and never gets anything but the scorn she deserves.
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16 years ago
Interesting rumor, MG. Wonder if any TUSCLers have details...
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16 years ago
Based on the original post's description, she is less a "star" and more a prostitute who also is comfortable being filmed in the act. I suppose the line between porn-star and prostitute is a bit blurry, anyway. Were she my "fantasy girl," I'd likely pass on this transaction, as the reality would surely disappoint relative to the fantasy.
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16 years ago
Interesting and not at all surprising.
Also not surprising is the reaction by Slothrop. Liberals absolutely cannot STAND dissent. Ironically, your post does not even amount to "dissent," but merely some information about the actual rescue.
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16 years ago
Dear Founder,
I do appreciate your responsiveness to subscribers to your site. I also appreciate your efforts to regularly improve the site.
I don't find the new layout "unusable," but it adds no benefit over the previous one, that I can discern.
One feature that would be very handy: "Search" that searched through review text site-wide.
Cheers!
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16 years ago
With the right dancer, the number of songs is meaningless, 'cause neither she nor you are counting. You're just enjoying each other to the fullest...
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16 years ago
Bolero's an obvious fave, and no doubt.
But I am surprised no one has suggested any Barry White yet. C'mon, Baby...
I don't typically have music playing, but my new gal may make me change that...she's the loudest I've ever encountered. I mean, she'd make Kim Cattrall's character from "Porky's" blush! I had to ask her later if she were faking, or if she were in some pain; nope--just feelin' good, and had to let it out...
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16 years ago
So long as the proportions are appealing, the size is relatively unimportant.
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16 years ago
Here, here! Congratulations, Shadowcat!
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16 years ago
Wow! Last night I visited a club I'd not been to in over a year. It had been pretty lame (inexplicably seemed "drawn" to return last night), and I was skeptical as I entered, because it looked like the same lame setup ... neighborhood bar with no private area for lappin'.
But there were a few very attractive women (and about a half-dozen others who were not so attractive, but may have had lovely personalities...), so I sat down at one of the little tables scattered throughout the main floor area. The absolute most attractive of the ladies (a solid 8 based on looks, a true 10 for personality) walked up and asked if she could join me. She was not just pretty, but she also had an appealingly joyous demeanor. She introduced herself by her real name (later shared her stage name: "I'm not sure why, but I didn't even think of introducing myself to you by my stage name as I always do with others.") We talked and laughed and shared some things as casually and comfortably as if we had been long-time friends. She said she'd like to dance for me, and wanted to give me three dances for twenty dollars. Okay, says I, figuring these non-private dances will have to be tame.
We positioned a chair near a corner of the main area, and a she moved a couple others to obscure view from key vantages, then she began a very sensual lapdance.
-- Book Guy's criterion #1: "...makes you believe..." -- Check. She looked into my eyes in a way that was quite convincing, then she lunged into a DFK that was nothing short of hungry and intense.
-- Book Guy's criterion #2: "...makes out with you..." -- Amazingly so. It was real, or she's a better actress than Meryl Streep.
-- Book Guy's criterion #3: "...takes your willie out..." -- Undeterred by the openness of the venue, yes she did. At this point we went beyond making out, and began making love. My own criterion ("Intimacy") was fulfilled absolutely.
-- Book Guy's criterion #4: "...doesn't charge..." -- She did not ask for anything, but I gave. She thanked me, then later sent me a text message thanking me again for "generosity." Sweet, and thoughtful.
-- Book Guy's criterion #4" "...'real thing'..." -- This was as close as I could imagine; indeed, it seemed truly real. We have a date tonight, so I'll learn more about how real it may have actually been.
There's my best example, Ms. DirtyMILF, of what makes a lap dance great. It was truly amazing.
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16 years ago
No fixed answer to this fine question, as the decision to go to a club is more about mood than weather conditions. But inclement weather can be a bonus, if it leads to a situation where there are more hot dancers and fewer customers.
This question reminded me of a Bill Murray riff from "Tootsie." He was talking to a group of folks at a party about his dream: "I want a theater that is only open when it's raining."
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16 years ago
Shills dilute the value of numerical ratings, but their narratives are easily spotted for the BS they are. You can easily ignore them.
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16 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Given the obvious differences in interpretations of those grades, I focus on the narrative. The numeric grades give a rough idea of the overall potential enjoyability of a visit, but don't provide enough info to understand the meaning behind the numbers. It is similar to movie reviews, with the star-rating/grade/thumb-orientation being meaningless without the text of the review.
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16 years ago
Intimacy.
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16 years ago
No alias, but if I were so inclined, it should be some double-phallic name like "Peter O'Toole." How did one of the most accomplished and celebrated actors of the 20th century get so far using what could have been one of the ultimate porno names?
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16 years ago
Attendant charged you a buck for a single stick of gum, lopaw? That's just criminal. You were too kind to give that second dollar...
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16 years ago
You have to clean up after sharing simultaneous orgasms with a fine dancer...
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16 years ago
There is no reason for attendance in the men's room. I resent when they are there, but typically tip them if I'm in such a club that has them.
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16 years ago
Good answers, especially privacy and willingness...
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16 years ago
Clinton deserves zero credit for the Reagan boom. Clinton almost destroyed it. His first two years scared people so much that they gave the congress over to Newt Gingrich. Newt and company balanced the budget, while Clinton said it could not be done until after his second term. Newt's congress wrote the balanced budget, Clinton signed it, and somehow Clinton is to be credited? Only by non-thinkers who do not live in the real world...
Meanwhile, Clinton lied about the state of the economy during his last two years, handing GWB a recession, which was then amplified by the attacks that changed the world. But GWB's policies revived the economy, until Pelosi and Reid took over in January 2007.
GWB did spend way too much, and can be blamed for a lack of fiscal discipline. But it is inarguable that conservative fiscal policy (supply-side) works, and liberal fiscal policy (demand-side) fails.
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16 years ago
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Excellent links, MG. Gracias.
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16 years ago
Amazing that even a retailer is political to liberals. Wow, those idiots need to get a life (actually, the opposite would be much better for all). This topic exposes the hatred and bile and lunacy of liberals. Thanks for sharing these insights.