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15 years ago
just for show, gatorfan, but after she was done, it was obvious to both of us that I needed to plug that leak...so, she bent over and I did
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15 years ago
gatorfan opined: "How- your resume is generally good, you probably should list the size of your equipment and what specific techniques or skills you possess (dirty sanchez, sprinkler, 69 latin style, etc)."
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Size of equipment: Use your imagination. Now, imagine more girth...
Skills: Never done a Dirty Sanchez, but that's my favorite nickname for a disgusting act. I assume sprinkler involves urine, so I'm happy to report very limited experience there...however, there was this one stripper with whom I was showering after a hotel romp, and while we were standing in the shower, she just squatted and let loose with her golden stream. She was a free spirit, at least...
Sad to report I'm unfamiliar with the "latin style" twist to the 69, though I've 69'd latinas. Can you clue me in?
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15 years ago
gatorfan, as T-Bro pointed out, "FSU" = Full Service U, not Fla St.
I have to credit him with the acronym, since I only plagiarized it from his "dancer" resume.
More important than whether you'd hire T-Bro's fake dancer, would any dancer hire me based on my resume?
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15 years ago
SC Patron Resume
how
OBJECTIVE: Ejaculate inside dancer as she also achieves orgasm.
QUALIFICATIONS: Blowing loads in dancers for over a decade. Consistently bringing dancers to earthshattering orgasmic delight, including but not limited to moaning, screaming, and squirting.
EXPERIENCE: Filled dancers with seminal fluid in Florida, Texas, California, New Mexico, Rhode Island, and of course in TJ.
EDUCATION: PhD in Dancer Diddlin' from FSU.
REFERENCES: Tiffany, Candy, Luscious, etc...
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15 years ago
T-Bro, how'd you get that picture of me for use as your new avatar?
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15 years ago
Unknown dancer asks for dance.
If not a plain "No," offer something like, "What do you have in mind?"
If she understands that this open-ended question is her opportunity to let you know how special it may be, you could learn what you want to know. If she clearly has "just a dance" in mind, then you will have learned she's not about extras.
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15 years ago
What do you want? Answer that for yourself, then go for that...
BTW, the answer to "What do they want?" is $$$.
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15 years ago
jablake described America as "this vile country."
Two things, jablake:
1. You are pitiful and bitter.
2. Leave America. Right now.
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15 years ago
KY lube might be alright, but I recommend "Wet! Platinum" as the best sexual lubricant yet devised.
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15 years ago
Of course, in many southern states, you'll likely be called "honey," "sugar," and "sweetie" by every woman in every service-oriented business, such as restaurants and shops.
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15 years ago
Went to a club I'd visited very few times, years prior. Sat down. Bouncer comes up and tells me I must leave.
me: May I know why?
bouncer: One of the dancers says you failed to pay her the other day.
me: I have not been here for years. And I have never failed to pay any dancer anywhere.
bouncer: Doesn't matter...go, or I toss you.
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15 years ago
BaddJack, I was thinking the exact same thing, inspired by gk's post. That Bentsen-to-Quayle barb was one of the all-time classics.
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15 years ago
Loose fitting shorts with generous leg openings. UnderArmour makes some good shorts that fit this bill, and they are a good material even if Mr Happy stays inside the shorts.
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15 years ago
We who love liberty will defend it against evil people like jablake.
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15 years ago
jablake claimed, "government is always more important than the individual in your feeble mind."
jablake, I have consistently stated the opposite. Individual liberty good; big government bad. Remember?
The United States was founded on individual liberty, and limited central government authority. That's what conservatives defend. Liberals regularly seek greater central government control, even if it is simply so they can get more goodies from the public trust.
The president is not the country. And any president who says "I want to fundamentally change this nation" is not one to be revered by those who would defend America.
Understand? I doubt it, but that's only because you are brain damaged. Seriously.
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15 years ago
CustomerSpeak: "Nice weather."
Translation: "So, are you gonna give me FS, or what?"
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15 years ago
Mr Happy has many aliases:
John Thomas
Johnson
Dick (Ricardo, South-of-the-border)
Peter (Pedro-Lupe-Ramon-Garcia-Perez, South-of-the-Border)
Willie
Frank
etc.
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15 years ago
MisterGuy, I suspect the "negative approval rating" was a reference to the "Presidential Approval Index" defined as the % of "strongly approve" minus the % of "strongly disapprove" of a president/policies. In that context, the claim is factually accurate as stated.
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15 years ago
Yes, I hide it. Inside the dancer.
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15 years ago
I do understand DoctorDarby's concern. The answer to the question "how did we get from one to the other" is found in jablake's statement that America is a "vile country."
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15 years ago
Regarding TUSCL credits: one need not go to a club to review it.
Regarding club-hopping: I've never hopped 6 in a day, but there are times I can tell within a half hour if a club will be worthless that visit.
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15 years ago
Customerspeak: "Hi!"
Translation: "I'd like to have sex with you."
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15 years ago
jablake, if I say, "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect," will you please reply, "Wait till I get going!"?
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15 years ago
Stripperspeak: "Yes."
Translation: "For a price."
Stripperspeak: "No."
Tranlsation: "For a higher price."
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15 years ago
Stripper is traveling from Indiana to Los Angeles. She has a coach-class ticket, but plops herself down in first class. When the actual occupant of the seat asks her to move, she replies, "I'm young, I'm beautiful, and I'm flying to LA in style." The flight attendant tries to get the stripper to move, but gets the exact same reply. The pilot comes back, whispers in the stripper's ear, then returns to his checklist in the cockpit. The stripper immediately moves back to her coach seat. "Captain," the flight attendant asks, "what did you say to her?" He replied, "I just told her the first class passengers weren't going to Los Angeles."