I don't try to hide wood. It tells the other customers "eat your heart out. I just got a great dance". It tells the other dancers that I "get it". If you can't meet the competition, leave me alone.
There are 2 kinds of dancers: 1) dick friendly, and 2) dick averse. Why bother with the second kind?
Hey TUSCL_Bro, no reason to scare the new girls either! For crying out loud. Give 'em 2 minutes of your charm, then introduce them to the little brother.
No hiding, up and out when unobjectionable, which is most of the time. I don't see why exhibitionists object to exhibitionism. Without the latter, my evening is imcomplete.
I usually wear dark clothes. I came to see the dancers not visa versa. I have discovered that drinking beer decreases any problems with anything showing up unexpectedly.
Never meet any dancer who does not take it out herself during a lap dance while we are negotiating whether it will be a HJ, BJ, or full service. Mr Happy enjoys it that way and once the dancer has it in her hand the wallet seems to get looser
the part of this I don't understand...if you're enjoying yourself aren't you supposed to get wood? And why hide it if you do? Its a stripclub...I've had girls get upset for a guy not getting wood during her dance...now as far as pulling it out - that's a different story...but getting wood and hiding it? Is there a reason why you would need to hide it?
Ive never seen a dancer 'shy away'. most will reposition it to the middle of your shorts (I always wear thin ones) so Happy can ride up and down the middle and rub their clit. it is an indication of how well the dancer is doing, its a compliment actually. only a couple of times has a dancer pulled it out by herself with my hinting. some tell me to put it back. most just admire it sticking out the top of my shorts a couple of inches when I raise my arms and my shirt comes up. That way I don't 'pull it out' it accidently shows itself.
i have taken to wearing black gauze fabric drawstring beach pants with no fly or zipper that are plenty roomy up front to strip clubs. allows a lot of room for big boy and the girls like to flop it and ride it and say the smooth fabric feels good. can't believe you guys who say you whip the pecker out...where are those kind of clubs?
TB- nice explanation again on jack joints vs jack shacks, these terms keep popping up in these discussion topics.
Sometimes the girl pulls it out and sometimes I have to do the honors. Either way, it out is better than not out. I couldn't fathom how someone would try to hide it, your supposed to get an erection at a strip club and I say all strip clubs should let us finish what we start.
I was thinking of hiding it as in when you're walking around a club and not wanting everyone looking at a big bulge. I didn't see any point in hiding an erection when a dancer is on top of you during a lap dance. Of course I'm not sure if I have ever been to a so called jack joint or whatever they are called now. No dancers pull anything out.
You'd definitely know if you were at a jack joint, it would either be out with a girl jerking it or sometimes her hand goes inside the pants to do it. Hiding the wood isn't the problem at these places, hiding the big wet spot on your shorts or sometimes shirt would be the real issue at jack joints.
If a lapdance gives me wood, I know she's going to feel it. Does she appreciate it. Usually. In fact, on nighgt when booze or just being damn tired interfered, there have even been a dancer or two who seemed to be insulted it didn't get up sooner.
Thes night, though, was in El Paso when a gal I'd met at another club came up to me at her new club, which I had recommended. We went back for a lapdance and it was she who pulled it out and worked me over 'til I got off big time. She wouldn't take an extra tip either. Said she owed me that one because whe was making sp much more money at the new club.
Sure made me glad I'd offered my advice ... and that the damn bouncer had stopped by during those two songs!
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It does make it difficult to walk. lol...
There are 2 kinds of dancers: 1) dick friendly, and 2) dick averse. Why bother with the second kind?
Hey TUSCL_Bro, no reason to scare the new girls either! For crying out loud. Give 'em 2 minutes of your charm, then introduce them to the little brother.
I keep my dick in my pants because I'm there for an evening of hot lap dances, not a lame hand job or quickie blow job.
Sometimes the girl pulls it out and sometimes I have to do the honors. Either way, it out is better than not out. I couldn't fathom how someone would try to hide it, your supposed to get an erection at a strip club and I say all strip clubs should let us finish what we start.
Thes night, though, was in El Paso when a gal I'd met at another club came up to me at her new club, which I had recommended. We went back for a lapdance and it was she who pulled it out and worked me over 'til I got off big time. She wouldn't take an extra tip either. Said she owed me that one because whe was making sp much more money at the new club.
Sure made me glad I'd offered my advice ... and that the damn bouncer had stopped by during those two songs!