RE: andersonsc's "hide your wood or not? and do they like it or not?" The flip s

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• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I can't get off if the girl scratches Mr. DuketheDick up while stroking away without lube. On this subject I would recommend bringing KY lube just in case. Another helpful tip, dont jerk off 24-48 hours before going to get jacked off helps make sure the chambers fully loaded and sufficiently sensitized to complete the mission. I've had some challenging moments in the past, but not all strippers are hand-skilled.
• how

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  15 years ago

  KY lube might be alright, but I recommend "Wet! Platinum" as the best sexual lubricant yet devised.
• wallanon

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  15 years ago

  Walking around with a packet of lube just sounds like it could go very wrong.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  Agreed, wallanon.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  KY comes in small tubes which can easily fit inside your pant pocket or socks.
• wallanon

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  15 years ago

  Dude, as much as the world might want to know your kinky secrets, I'm just not that into lube. Since you're a regular at PL in NJ, though, I can get why you'd carry.
• gk

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  15 years ago

  It's happened to me a few times. I just figure it's part of the learning curve if you want to deviate from the tried and true. Just talking lapdances--some dancers know just how to combine grind with hands to get you to the edge and over and they know exactly what they are doing. Others not so skilled just sit seem to sit on youf lap and squirm and then when they use their hands they tease instead of complementing the grind, or sometimes too mechanical or just not really into it. On the going the extra mile side, I've found that if she is a little paranoid/concerned about being caught, it ruins the experience because she is more into being a guard than being sensual. When I find these types, I just write them off the bad investment as a learning experiences and never repeat the mistake. That's why I like to stay with favorites. There's a dancer in one particular club I go to regularly who talks a good game at the bvar. I'll buy her an occasisonal drink and do a lot of party/dirty talking with her at the bar (that's her style) but I've stopped buying dances from her. I've explained why but she can't make adjustments. Slow learner I suppose.
• judyjudy

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  15 years ago

  ok here is my take on the subject.........being that the dancer is providing the service it is up to her to carry a bottle of ky or some type of lube with her. As for not being able to get off from the extras.......we have a few different scenerios here. just as gotorfan stated you may have a guy who chooses to get off 3 or 4 times before walking into the club....that can certainly prolong the completion. Another scenerio is that the dancer may not be doing a good job or simply they are just not clicking together. Most important to talk and set the expectation before entering into a agreement. A while back I had a similar situation where the guy was not able to complete for me.....I thought the chemistry was good but just couldn't finish.I was working quite hard on this guy and after 3 songs ......STILL nothing. OMG............ I simply gave him a bit of of a lick and the rest was history....and I am not kidding it was one lick from the bottom to the top.................not bad actually!!!
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  The only time I see KY used in a porn film is when anal sex is involved. Good dancers just use saliva. Same is true in Porn films.
• casualguy

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  15 years ago

  I don't really get off in strip clubs so the idea of bringing lube is something I never thought about. I did hear on a youtube video one girl made that KY might increase the chance of a girl having yeast infections and she recommended something else. I can't remember if she said that because it has sugar or something else in the KY. One of those videos I clicked on because I was curious what the girl was saying.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  Wallanon- It's no kinky secret, bringing a tube of KY and a condom is just basic preparedness. Have you ever had a stripper rub your dick wrong so much it caused a cut from so much scratching? When your dick gets all scratched up by these unskilled latina strokers in NJ, it hurts like a m-f'er. I also bring a condom with me every time. This is all covered in Jack-Joint Preparedness 101. Saliva works best for a BJ but for a HJ some dont know what the f they are doing, I say make the slope as slippery as possible!
• txtittyfan

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  15 years ago

  In my area, the girls are well prepared for anything and have everything they need in their purse/bag.
• wallanon

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  15 years ago

  gator - I'm going to treat your post like a joke. Just like you could've read mine.
• andersonsc

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  15 years ago

  I was talking about sporting wood during a public lapdance. The exact scenerio was in a "vip" room with 10 couches but no privacy
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  jj, I think your statement, "Another scenerio is that the dancer may not be doing a good job or simply they are just not clicking together.", might be correct. I never did feel a real attraction to the others, and neither talked to me in my previous VIP dancer's way.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  Wallanon- half's comedy, half's true (a scratched up dick really hurts!)
• curiousgeorgefun

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  15 years ago

  Casual guy: I have no idea what what other lube you may be talking about. what "she" wants is a water soluble type. All others throw off her normal stuff. Yeast is normal and comes from a lot including going to the gym to work out hard. for "YOU", just clean off really good afterwards, and you dry off, and you wont worry about yeast. Ive asked several dancers who carry those little purses whats in them... they are usually carring KY. funny how those same dancers use saliva... they are using the KY for other stuff you would need a condom for.
• lopaw

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  15 years ago

  In answer to Clubber's question: no, thank goodness. When a happy ending lapdance is offered, I always finish. No lube required ;)
• lopaw

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  15 years ago

  ^^^^LOL T-Bro! Given the choice between peeing standing up or multi's.......MULTI'S WINS HANDS DOWN!!! ;)
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  Done a multi, if we're talking about staying at the club an extra hour and getting jacked or blown a second time! The whole PMS thing has to be a total pain in the ass (or should I say pussy) and sometimes (probably more than we know) used as a damn good excuse.
• potheadpl

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  15 years ago

  I've never gotten off in the club. I wrote about one experience in another thread I started. Another time I got VIP and the girl tried to give me HJ and titty fckd me to no avail. I pretty much spend 95% of my time in the club fully erect. Had a dancer notice while we were sitting together. It was cool when she put her vibrating cell phone on it... :-)
• lopaw

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  15 years ago

  PMS is one thing I've never had, so I couldn't tell you how bad it is (guess I'm one of the lucky ones). With most other women that I know, I would say that 40% that claim they suffer from bad PMS actually do, while the other 60% use it as an excuse for bad behaviour - so you're on to something there, gatorfan.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  lopaw, I've been with the same woman for 42 years and never found it a problem. Of course, she is always a bitch! Just kidding. She is a saint to put up with me! So I think, mostly just an excuse that some idiot gave women!!!
• judyjudy

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  15 years ago

  TUSCL_Brother- Adam go wrong..................how about trying to deal with bleeding once a month?.... not easy on either side of the coin....
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I think multi's would be less of a mess than you'd think, ever notice how the second round is always less than the first. Load up on round one!