Ah ha a serious question. I was just talking to a ex dancer and she was telling war stories about unusual nights or stories. Y'all name your worst experience and why it was bad.
For example "ordered a bottle of champange and got a bill for $1500 bucks
"Saw family member dancing there"
"Got kicked out for....."
Gentlemen, I await your responses.
Kind regards, Dngv
I was sitting with my ATF and she goes to talk with some asshole and comes back and tells me that he gave her $100 NOT TO GET A DANCE WITH ME!!!!! WTF!!! I go to kick his ass and get thrown out. I didnt even know that asswipe!!
chandler: Do you think if you had been more successful in your attempt to be a writer and if your relationship with normal women had worked out better, you won't obsess over strippers like you do?
Most bad experiences like others have described are things I can shrug off and move on from. By far my worst times have been when strippers I'd grown attached to treated me coldly. One time, a fave I'd been waiting to see come out of the dressing room marched right past me looking upset, not even acknowledging me when I asked what's up. Later, her friend told me she'd just found out that her boyfriend had been fucking around on her with another stripper. I felt like shit the rest of the night. Like a loser for caring so much about a girl I didn't matter to, who only cared about a dickhead who treated her like shit. I knew it was all too silly to get upset about, but that didn't make any difference. I felt like leaving the club, but I knew I'd obsess about it wherever I went and only feel worse. I wound up staying getting shitface drunk trying to forget, which didn't help.
Next time back, my fave was all lovey dovey, and "making up for it", naturally.
Hmm. Well, there was the time I drastically overestimated a dancer's attractiveness and ended up being humped by a skanky overweight old wildebeest for a half hour. And paying for it, no less.
Went to a club on Friday and was pounced on by a drugged up dirty looking dancer. She snatched the beer from my hand and took a swig. I didn't finish the beer. Gross.
Worst: Tipping a dancer at a small satellite stage, she ducks down and decides to do some acrobatic moves by springing up fast and hard. Her head hits me smack in the face and I get the bloodiest nose I've ever had.
Second worst: I stand up at the stage to tip a feature entertainer. She decides to make me part of her show. I had an expensive shirt that I liked with buttons down the front. She comes up to me and rips it open. From there things just went downhill. Well except for the free hamburger I got at a local fast food restaurant.
I love it. If I was stupid like y'all id hit ignore but I can take it. I'm the man around here.
lol, love the stories! My very first SC experience, as we walked in the door the dancer on the main stage was probably about 6 foot tall or so, platinum wavy blonde hair, and tits hanging way too low. She had a horse like face and absolutely no expression on her face. I WAS LIKE, "HELL NO?!" and almost turned around and walked out. I was embarrassed enough as it was but to have such an unattractive stripper upon entry was almost too much for me. The guys I was with assured me that it would get better, and reminded me that I was their designated driver and that I owed them at least an hour or two there since I promised to take them. The girls did get better, and my FAV was one that was dressed in all goth...too sexy!
txtittyfan,
Strange, but the homo I mentioned above did the exact same thing!
I was in a club in Columbia SC a few months ago having a good time and some asshole gangsta wannabe comes in throwing dollar bills around, being loud and obnoxious and giving drugs to the dancers like candyman. I asked the dancer I was with what was going on and she just said, Oh thats Greenvegas, he comes around like he is hot shit, but we get a kick out of him cause when we dance for him we can tell he has a really small dick and we feel sorry for him.
Year ago, I was sitting at the stage, discretely mstbrting, the dancer enjoying it as much as I, and the bouncer comes up behind me, grabs my arms, cusses, and jerks me up. A few years later, the club burned down. No causal relation.
Just synchronicity, Dain?
gk,
I think we can all agree that being a regular or not can be as different as night and day.
Bought a dance once from a girl who I thought was a good flirt and tease. I'm not talaking about sonmeone I knew. Took her to the private dance area and it turns out she's a pshcyo-bitch. I had the feeling she was capable of makaing up all kinds of stories about what I did or didn't do or didn't pay for. Worried me for a while because I was not in one of my regular establishments.
Running into some homo guy that wanted to be a dancer. Turns out he had a stripper he couldn't stand for a wife. Also, he was a heavy drug user. A REAL idiot!
Went to a club I'd visited very few times, years prior. Sat down. Bouncer comes up and tells me I must leave.
me: May I know why?
bouncer: One of the dancers says you failed to pay her the other day.
me: I have not been here for years. And I have never failed to pay any dancer anywhere.
bouncer: Doesn't matter...go, or I toss you.
Meant to say worst.
Ill start. true story. Not me but a friend. Lapdance at all nude place in myrtle beach. Heavy grinding. Homeboy comes home and gives his wife crabs. That's a bad night/experience
wasting money on the champagne room with a ROB.
was at aclub in ATL that used to have porn star features. this particular girl always ended her show by having audience members come up and lay down on the stage, she then simulated 69 while getting her tip. well you guessed it, when it was my turn she "cut the cheese" right in my face. didn't even apologize for it later!!!