Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Second visit within last 2 weeks...

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dennyspade
Jun 13, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Second visit within last 2 weeks early evening/late afternoon, respectively. i like the fact tt they consider their "LUNCH SPECIAL" to go until 3:00 p.m. At $5 admission, and FREE Food items on the menu; you have money for $1.50 domestic beers and $3-4 for Premium and imported brands. They may have two stages occupied with bikini-clad dancers ranging from college-aged 'students' working for the summer to aged vets, trying to supplement their child support income. A "United Nations" of ethnic variety was on display: Latinas, Euro-Blonds, brunettes, tall/thin, short/thick.<br>

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What I miss about the former dancers at HB's was their ability to craft a conversation lengthier than "Let me take you to the back (VIP Room) and "Rock yo World." Could be generational, in that most of them, now-a-days, text/chat on cell phones and have never learned the "art of conversation." Granted, to get some young/older dancer on your lap for about 13 to 15 minutes (5 songs for $50)topless, does not necessarily constitute a date. I can't see spending $100-$150 for "speed-dating" with a dancer whose purpose is to extract $$$ from my wallet and move along, quickly. Not looking to be a SugarDaddy or a Stalker; however, I find that my $$$ lasts longer at a casino and sometimes, I get my money back.<br>

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Is it a good value for a visit? Absolutely! Is the food tasty? Again, yes and FREE. <br>

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