Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Chicago (area, close proximity to O'Hare)...

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JackKash
Oct 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Chicago (area, close proximity to O'Hare) for 2 nights. Reviews seemed to place this club high on the list. I'd agree and disagree. Some particulars. Nice big well lit open parking lot. Mandatory coat check and $10 cover. Main stage in the center, 2 smaller stages on either side. Stage dances were bikini only and mostly uninteresting. Place has a low class sportsbar feel. Lot's of screens around. Bar on the far side from the entrance small with few places to sit. Lot's of tall highboy tables to get through and most all always occupied. First night I was able to sit at the bar, 2nd night (Thursday) I was a ship lost at sea and couldn't find a place to settle (which was unsettling).

Yes, girls are "Girl next door type" but not always in a good way. I got quite a few dances from a variety. Only one real ROB with big tits doing a half hearted dance and then expected a tip. I've got to stop breaking my rules of going off with the first girl too quickly. They also have shot girls who said they did dances too. I could go for a bit more chat before the question but I didn't feel teh hard sell. Pricing I thought was a good value. 2x$25, 5x$50 in the lower VIP. The double takes place in alcoves exposed to the common room. The others in curtained off cubicles with a single convention hall side chair. Some mutual touch but my hands were often politetly guided to "safe" places (back or hips) if they ventured to areas off limits, cameras were above.

Upstairs they had couches in a bit larger cubicles overlooking the floor, here is 5x$60 and I did a half hour for $150. Bit quieter and more intimate up there but still the cameras. The half hour also carried a 2 drink minimum. Bar prices real reasonable though. I've actually gotten used to getting a buzz from a few Redbulls instead of my usual scotch. $5.50 for them. They have some sort of $5 lunch special which I overheard a bunch of my local crew at the job site were going to take advantage of for lunch one day.

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