Oh, Heavenly Bodies. Living in the...

Oh, Heavenly Bodies. Living in the northwest burbs, this is my go-to strip joint primarily because of proximity. While it doesn't earn 10s in any categories for me, it does provide enough that I don't go seeking my jollies elsewhere.

I'm an infrequent visitor, as I probably end up going here every four to six months (you know, whenever the wife is out of town). Over the last two years, I'd say I've visited about 5 or 6 times, and the experiences have been pretty consistent. If you go on a Friday or Saturday, there's going to be lots of dancers cycling through the stages and floor, in addition to many shot girls (who will provide private dances) working the floor as well. Going on a Sunday night is a dicier proposition, though, with noticeable reductions in staff and quality (shocking, I know).

Anyway, I swung by last night from about 11pm to 3am and had a generally good time, as typical. Lots of good looking girls (7s and 8s), no knockouts, and only one or two wrecks. For the most part, the dancers were very friendly on stage, except for one girl working her first shift ever and the lone alt girl who was hot, but definitely stuck out. Not a whole lot of acrobatics on the poles in general, but the girls are typically attractive enough for me not to mind.