Centerfolds Houston

Every visit is a new vibe at this place. This is my report for a early week, day shift. Layout - Place hasn't changed in decades and hundreds of reviews to…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try. This is…

$10 cover to get in - the place is a grunge dive, let's be honest You will notice a few things immediately when you walk in - 1. the girls breasts are…

For those that want all the details keep reading, but for those that just want the summary of the women skip to the Final Word. So this club is old and beat up…

I have not reviewed this place in a minute but went there on a whim out of boredom last Sunday afternoon going into early evening. The layout is probably well documented…

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a…

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of…

Came into town for work on a Monday evening. Decided to hit up centerfolds due to the cheap uber ride from my hotel (less than $7). From outside place looked like it…

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the…

This is going to be a review summarizing the cluster of “high end” clubs around the galleria radius. Let’s just say key 2024 recession indicator, but that’s for another topic. Club has free…

So went on a Tuesday afternoon so wasn't expecting too much. They had "security chair" on the outside (he wasn't there when I first arrive around 3 PM but did see…

I was in the Galleria area shortly before an appointment so I thought I'd check out an old pre-pandemic haunt for a beer and a couple of dances. I'd heard some conflicting stories…

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls…

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested…

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary…

The decor, lighting, facilities, could be better, could be worse. The customers, some looked good, some looked bad. The prices, fair I would say. The staff, meh at best. The parking lot,…

So arrived around 4 PM in the middle or March madness and Rodeo time and was surprised to see how slow things were. Cover was $5 and had to walk in…

As it had been a year since I last visited, I decided to make a trip to Centerfolds on a friday afternoon. Prior to Covid, I had some interesting experiences in the…

Centerfolds has been a staple of the Houston club scene for decades. It has been a second tier club ever since Treasures opened, but Covid has accelerated its descent to rock…

My apologies for making this a pre-COVID review. Centerfolds is the main club that I go to. There is a bar downstairs that is the main bar, and there are two upstairs…

Quick trip report here post rona closure. So I was in the area and my curiosity on how things would be In the club got the better of me, I was…

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any…

Went to Centerfolds to meet S**** but got stood up. Unfortunately, when I was concluding that I should seek alternative entertainment for the night, Serena came up. She looked like an `ice-queen’:…

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly…

Ok, so Saturday afternoons in Houston are not the best for clubbing. Went to half a dozen of the clubs near the Galleria and this was the worst. The facility was dilapidated…

Arrived at around 9:30. The car park was reasonably full - usually use Uber so it's been a while since I used their parking lot or valet so I can't comment. It…

Molly was an Italian beauty whose looks snuck up on you. When I got to the club, I there were already quite a few 8s and 9s working. At $20…

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20…

Looking to take in the vibe at a different club, I decided to head to Centerfolds on a Monday night. I figured it was probably not the most active night, but…

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors. The news was all good - much, much better than I…

Arrived late (around 11:30 on Tuesday. Centerfolds has pretty much been described to death on this site so I won't repeat what you pretty much already know. Pretty soon after sitting down I…

I always had the intent of checking place out, but I usually ended up some place else. A particular Friday night that the warden was out of town, I decided to go…

This use to be my favorite spot in Houston, but man...this place has fallen off. I'd say my last three visits have been subpar. You have the option to self park or…

I went to Centerfolds after the Right Reverend Hornibastards review. I was desperate to confirm the make of the Men's room furnishings. I went in around 1pm and…

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity. SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY: Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike…

This is an addendum to my July 21 review, so I will not repeat all the details from that review. Review Nazis—chill out. This is within 30 days so it’s…

Arrived around 10:30 on Monday. Cover was $12 & there were not that many girls (10?) or customers. The club has been described many times so I wont go into the mundane…

This review covers a couple of visits. My first visit was on a Thursday about 9:00 p.m., the second on a Saturday at about 1:15 a.m. Centerfolds is at the corner of…

Visited this club on last Saturday after 1 pm. Plenty of self parking , $5 cover. Club is on the left side from entrance. It's very dark, kind of dirty / dive…

Centerfolds was the first club I visited on my 6/21/19 - 6/24/19 Houston weekend trip - I had arrived in Houston around noon on Fr 6/21 - picked-up my rental at the…

Alright been a while since I have been here but seems to have all the same appearances. There is still a gaurd that patrols the outside so they have some security.…

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my…

I'm going to try this again. Recently I've found that the criteria for getting a review published has become pretty difficult. I've never submitted a "shill" review nor am I…

I went around afternoon 3 PM and the parking lot was empty other than the dude outside dont know If hes security or the cover guy. I decided not to go. Sunday…

On a recent trip to Houston I arrived in town early but had no place to be until dinner time. I asked Rev. H. Bastard to recommend a couple places where…

I've been to Centerfolds a lot over the years. Some experiences were absolutely amazing, and others not so much. This last trip was one of the latter. Let's start from the beginning.…

12 dollar entry, parking lot felt safe, sec. guard walking through back section when leaving. Immediately grabbed by Russian brunette before even grabbing a drink. One large main stage with an area…

2nd stop of the night – again easy to find using google maps. They had both valet and self-park – I just parked myself and walked in. It was kind of…

Got off of work a bit early and decided to relax at the club a bit. Centerfolds has been my go-to place, mostly because of the convenience, but I realize I need…

I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside. My first stop was at Centerfolds. If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located…

Went for the first time and there was an ok assortment of ladies. The cover $5 in the afternoon.The drink's are cheap. $3.75. Waitress weren't pushy. Not many girls came to me…

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. Parking was easy in a large clean lot. There were quite a few cars, which looked good for a Monday evening. I arrived about 7.…

I have not been to CF in about one year and was pleasantly surprised by what I saw and experience. I stopped by late in a the afternoon on a Wednesday…

On Valentine’s Day my wife gave me a pair of pants. They weren’t just any old pair of pants. Although she does not realize it, she gave me the perfect…

Got there around 9 on Saturday. Entry fee was $12 & highballs were $8.50. I won't bother describing the club again as many people have done that. There were quite a few girls…

I used to live in Houston many years ago, and this was one of my go-to clubs. I like women with large natural tits who give friendly 2-way contact lap dances.…

Walked in to Centerfolds on a Tuesday night. The area felt somewhat safe, but I had to pay the guy at the door to park in an area that was well lit. Was…

After my recent disastrous foray into the Men’s Club, I am pleased to report that I managed to regain my insanity and had another joyous and memorable encounter of the sticky kind.…

Back in Houston after a year absence. I was in town for a week of business. Centerfolds and Treasures were the two closest to my hotel. I got in to…

Years ago spent considerable time here, have not visited in a while. Was down in the general area after my last appointment for the day and decided to stop in. First,…

I came here twice on a recent work trip. Once at around 4:00PM and another at 10:00 PM on a different day. Beer is like $4 plus tip during the day and…

Centerfolds has always been a bit of a conundrum to me. It looks and smells like a dive. In all candor, it is a dive! Your primary care physician might even recommend…

Was in town for business and went to this club with some business acquaintances. I had not been there before but the 2 guys I went with had and one was a…

When will I learn? Obviously, I can’t learn from my mistakes because I did it again. First, let’s get this out front. Lacy is a ROB. I made a quick trip to Texas on…

I used to patronize this place far more in the past, before it had paid parking and before it made all of its upstairs VIP. Namely, the facilities used to be a…

First time visit on a rainy afternoon. Not many customers there and girls were mostly bored. The club smells of filth but you get used to it pretty soon. Waitress was hanging…

On Wednesday of last week I suddenly found myself again in one of those moods where I become absolutely desperate to be desplooginated by a delightful young woman who I barely know.…

After reading numerous reviews and seeing a coupon for free admission in the NightMoves magazine, I decided to stray from Westheimer and give this club a try. What a waste!…

Was in town on business and wanted to try something on Richmond over the Gallieria clubs which usually are over priced and low mileage imho. Centerfolds could use a remodel update…

It was Saturday night and I was bored but wasn't looking for action so I went to Centerfolds club. I wasn't super happy to be charged a fiver to park without valet…

Centerfolds is a reliable venue where, if you’re not too picky about your companion, you can reliably get most anything your filthy little heart desires. When you walk in to Centerfolds,…

I made two visits to the club. The first on a Sunday afternoon. No one dancing on stage but more than 10 girls there including a couple of attractive ones. The club…

After reading the rev's reviews I knew I had to check this place out. I landed at the airport around midnight and rushed over in the rental car hoping that Sunday…

In town and ended up at Centerfolds on a Saturday night. Showed up around 10:30pm, cover was $12. Accosted by "Monique", an ok Russian girl right when I get in the main…

The world of strip clubs, strippers and desploogination service professionals is simultaneously sordid, repelling and addictive. At least it is for me. I know better than to go into these dirty dens…

...even still, there was nothing to impress. I got there early, around 8pm, so I got to see the end of the day shift and what appeared to be most of the night…

I arrived about 11:30 on Tuesday. The cover was $12 but I don't recall the drinks prices. It's not a big club and there was perhaps a dozen guys and about the…