This Is What Dreams Are Made Of!

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency desploogination clinics.”

I strode into Centerfolds around 7 PM, my trousers bulging with cash and lurid intentions. I paid the requisite cover charge (the amount of which I forgot but it was reasonable for a Saturday night - under $20).

The club was surprisingly empty when I first arrived. It was decidedly more active by the time I left later that evening.