Afternoon smoke shows

Ok so it’s been a while since I’ve straight up gone into a club at 3p but I had some time to kill and knew I might be able to find a few $4 beers before dinner plans w friends. I rolled into c-folds on a whim and boy, was this quite an experience.

Upon walking in, you pass a buffet table on the left side before reaching a bar and many tables downstairs, as well as an upstairs area which I (think) is accessible by a staircase in the corner. There are also a couple of TVs with sports on - so honestly not a bad setup to chill and after paying my $7 cover to two good looking hostesses, I was pleased to find that yes - beers are only $4 in the afternoon!

After grabbing my beer, I sat down for about 3 min before “smoke show #1” came and straddled her cheeks on my arm, sitting in a unique position to try to reel me in. Now, smoke show can mean super hottie, or in this case at 3p, a dancer that reeks of smoke, including her breath - which was absolutely foul. Not feeling it with this 3/10 older dancer w fakes, I politely suggested maybe she come back later. After a few additional attempts to sell a dance she settled on bartering for me to buy her a $4 drink. For the arm cheekage, I obliged.