Been There, Done That (again and again)!

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there, done that!”

For a while, I didn’t really miss my old bad habits all that much.

But then I awoke one recent morning with a head full of overnight dreams of all the nasty places I’d been to and all the wonderfully depraved things I had done in those sordid pleasure palaces. This quickly brought me to my senses! I immediately resolved to do whatever was necessary to resurrect my terrible reputation.