At Some Places Your Mileage Hardly Varies

Let’s not mince words here.

Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will encounter entering Centerfolds.

Despite the ghastly aroma, I occasionally come back to this cesspool. It’s not the free parking that brings me back. It’s not the low cover charge (between $5 and $7 in the afternoons). It’s not the free buffet lunch. It was discontinued during the pandemic and was never reinstated. I seriously doubt if anyone misses it. Even though it was free, it was seriously overpriced.