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Centerfolds HoustonHouston, Texas

At Some Places Your Mileage Hardly Varies

★★★★★★★★★6.3/106.3 / 10
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Published January 19, 2024 · 3 min read

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  • RockAllNightApproved·Took me a minute to figure out desploogination I had to look up the other one Thus a Helen is the degree of feminine pulchritude required to launch 1000 ships. For less ravishing females, the appropriate unit is the milliHelen (mHn). A value of 1 mHn is the degree of beauty required to launch ONE ship. Thanks for the vocabulary lesson, entertaining review

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