Sands Showgirls

Sounds like the Sands is totally hit or miss. I got a miss. Nothing happening - just a couple of bored looking dancers, not even really interacting with the two…

The Sands was dead, so i figured no action few girls. My mistake, highest milage I ever got in a club, including Rick's in the daytime. It was early afternoon and only…

There is no real reason to patronize this place unless you take particular pleasure in being relentlessly hustled. Dancers here spend half their time trying to get you to pony up $$$…

It's been several months since I last visited and by have things changed. They apparently have had several visits from the local gendarme which has scared some of the girls from…

It was a Thur night and out of 4 girls none were really good looking. Couple were in 30's. One was really fat. Dances were lame and only one…

Maybe all of Seattle was on guard during this visit. I have been down to Sands in years and I remember why. Nothing to write home about. The girls…

Went in on a Friday night just to relax and chill after work. It was around 11 p.m. or so. The place was surprisingly packed with guys, more than I've usually seen…

Still an interesting place. I went a couple of times in the weeks right after the vote. Night girls still highly nervous. there's something strange about sitting in a…

I stopped in a week or so after the vote was turned down and things seemed a hell of a lot more lively. The place was really crowded, more crowded than i've seen…

Stopped into the sands a few weeks ago, I wanted to get in a bit of the old days before the whole vote came down on the first whether it was yea…

interesting changes to this place. while it's remained a secret around town, they are quietly turning into a worthwhile stop. there are some cons - girls don't get on stage…

I went to the Sands this past Friday at around 11:30 pm. Some of the same dancers have been there for years and I saw most of them this night.…

I dropped in on a weeknight to find that there were only 5 or 6 dancers working ad only one of those rated above a 5. This was my first time at…

Dropped in on a Saturday night just after a bachelor party cleared out. Had a good deal of girls there of verying rates most 7 and above, and all very eager to…

Spent some time with Vanessa, a young African-American girl with an awesome slender body and an amazingly beautiful face. I just kept getting $20 dances until my wallet was empty. She…

3rd time I have been to this club, and cannot stand it! I went there one evening with 3 of my buddies, it was about 9pm. There were 3 girls there, and…

Swung into the sands mid may on a thursday night. There wern't many girls there when I first showed up about 3 or 4 good looking bunch of girls. None of them…

I had a great time in the VIP room with Chane. I walked in Saturday around 3pm. There were four or so dancers and one other customer. I hooked up with the…

the last time i went here was long before the remodel, and the place gave me such an ooky feeling i left without getting a dance. The remodel turns it from…

I was in ballard on business and had some time to kill on a Wednesday afternoon. I had not been to the Sands in years so I thought I'd check out…

I dropped into The Sands a few weeks back on a saturday night for a few hours of simply enjoying the eye candy on stage, it being a saturday i knew it…

I stopped by this club Sunday afternoon. There was no entry fee, just $10 for drinks, you get a receipt to use later to redeem another drink. The club was…

Popped in around 4:30 Saturday afternoon. Two-drink minimum: $10. Sat and watched an empty stage for a few minutes. Not cool. Only one dancer in sight, and she was back talking to…

I hadn't been to the Sands in years but heard about the remodel and decided to check it out. It is slow in the day with only three or four dancers but…

I drodped into the Sands around Christmas time. They had a nice cozy atmosphere going and an artificial fiber optic christmas tree in the corner. Sadly the city wide smokeing ban meant…

Popped in a couple of times the last few months just to hang out and relax so this review is long overdue. The vibe in the remodeled setting is much better than in…

Visited my old favorite, The Sands, last week. I had a couple of dances from a girl named Jasmine. She's a brunette and she's got back. Overall, she's a nice…

Went in on Wednesday night(12/28/05) a little after 10PM to see how the old place looks after the remodel. Place looks a lot better. The stage is much bigger(which the dancers…

Decided to stop in around 11 last night, having always been curious. My expectations of the club were pretty low, but upon walking in I was amazed. It easily has…

I stopped by the sands on the first of October saturday night. It was my first time in there since they remodeled the place. Visualy it's nice ther's much more seating and…

Hadn't been to the Sands in a very long time (about 10 yrs) and I remembered it as a seedy place with average girls, but good mileage. Well, it is still…

Yeah, the place looks nicer than in the past, and the set-up makes more sense; but the attitudes of the night shift is still crap! All kinds of games being played…

The Sands had been undertaking a remodel for several months with numerous pauses, but I think that it has been worth it. The club really has needed an update since forever…

The Sands is one of those fish-out-of-water, what-the-hell-is-a-stripclub-doing-here? sorta neighborhood joints that seem to be a thing of the past in most cities. I would consider it a Seattle institution -- I'm…

Two new girls appeared at the old Sands this week. Amy and Jill. They are both a bit younger, a bit thin but the dances are high high mileage.…

The rollercoaster that is the Sands -- I've had the greatest and worst experiences there. It all depends on whose dancing, what the crowd is like, what manager is on duty,…

Different from your normal club, looks more like a neighborhood bar. It's small, the section for lap dances is regular chairs and it was not at all busy when I was…

The club itself is one of a kind; it's no Vegas leather-and-lace, perfume and roses kind of joint. This is bar that somewhere along the line picked up a bunch of…

Mission accomplished at the Lake City DV (see my review), so I headed west to the Sands. Got here a little before 2am and the place was very busy with a bachelor party.…

Best kept secret in Seattle! Hot lap dances that will keep you coming back fore more. The place isn't too crowded, close to downtown and you get lots of attention from the…

In Seattle for business and hit the Sands. Very impressed. Not too crowded, hot lap dances and great attention. Definitely will come back to see my favorite dancer. Highly recommend!

Went on a Friday afternoon around 1:00. Got a couple of pretty darn good $20 laps from Teresa: blonde, maybe late 30s, good figure, natural breasts.

Haven't been out to the Sands for a little while so it was time for a visit. There appear to be quite a few new girls there and some of the…

Free cover but they make you buy 2-$4 drinks. Very little stage dancing as most seating is to the side of the stage. Low key atmosphere with no DJ.…

The Sands is a low key place with an atmosphere almost out of the 70s. While the place may be small(it is a hole in the wall in a family neighborhood),…

I've always liked the Sands -- funky atmosphere, low-key attitude, no annoying DJ etc. And for awhile, it was the best value in town -- no cover, two drink minimum ($8…

What a dump this place is. I stopped by on a Friday night around 1am and the place was practically empty. I thought I would see what someplace other than…

Visited the Sands about one week ago. One of my favorites at the Sands is a large-breasted blonde beauty who has a genuine heart of gold. She is one of the nicest…

Another re-post: Visited the Sands about 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. There were only two vacant spots in the (rather small) parking lot, so I expected somewhat of a crowd. The club is…

This place is weird and not a good kind of weird either. The quality of girls seems low and it was hard to figure out who's there because the stage is…

I like sugars. It's a mixed bag of nuts, though. Went there at the beginning of August and saw my all time favorite. I don't know about mentioning names, but she is…

It has been a while since I'd been there. Dancer quality was better than I remembered. two seven's and a six. Problem is that was all of the dancers. Though quality was…

I'm not a club regular but this place might make me one. It's seedy but that's the appeal. Went on an off-night with a musician friend and found that since the place…

I have not been to this club since 1988, and it has gone way downhill. It has always been a bit of a dive, but now has little redeaming qualities.…

Went to sands a couple of weeks ago. No cover, but two drink minimum which you have to buy upfront. Several guys there, but they must be regulars since they sat…

I went back to the Sands recently and it is still pretty much the same set up. Believe it or not, there were way too many girls that Friday night.…

Club has improved a little over the last few months and there are a few new dancers as well. I still haven't seen Vanity for awhile though. Lap dance quality in the…

It's been a long time since I've been to the Sands but I was in the area so I stopped by in the afternoon on Friday. There were about 5 girls working…