The Sands was dead, so i...

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I went to Kitten's to relax. The bar next door has improved it's selection of alcohol, so after some bourbon it is off to get a dance. There was no one on stage, but would…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I went to Pandora's to relax on a Friday afternoon. The parking lot was packed, and after I went in I understood why. There were a large variety of women including thick, thin, short tall,…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I went in Tuesday night with high hopes. It was hit and miss the last couple of visits. I should have saved my money. The only dancers were a shaven headed middle age bar fly,…

The Sands has a lot going for it but a few things that are near deal breakers the positives 1. Cleanest non corporate club in Seattle 2. $10 cover (if I remember right) 3. hot and…

I don't go to the Sands often but since it's been a while(Feb 2018, I looked up my last review) I decided to go see how it's doing. The biggest news was a notice…

I was a bit greedy and went in late afternoon around 4, but was greatly disappointed with only 2 dancers (and 2 customers) both were about 4/10, one didn't even bother to strip on the…

Stopped into the Sands at 12:30 on a Friday, on the way to watch the Apple Cup at a bar. Due to the mechanical and unremarkable nature of the transaction I entered into with…