Sands Showgirls

Went in on a Friday afternoon. Hadn't been there in years, but had heard good things from some other sources. Wound up posting at a table for nearly half an hour as…

I have been here a couple of times in the last decade or two - physically it looks great for a little club - the mileage always varies - I've never asked…

As other posters have pointed out, it's a different deal during the day and during the night. At night, there are tons of dancers, the VIP is packed, and the talent…

Wandering around, decided to give this club a visit. Had been here once before a long time ago and had decided that it wasn't a club to come back to.…

Showed up on a Sunday after hanging out at a local bar next to the Sands, decided to drop over and see what talent they had at the Club.I noticed a nice…

Came by on a lunch break and found the place to be pretty dead. There was no one on stage and the dancers were gathered around a table talking. I sat down…

If there were strip club awards, The Sands may be the front runner for Most Improved. In my last visit I counted seven dancers on an afternoon shift, and these were…

We went in on a Monday night after getting into town and watching the NCAA Championship football game. We figured the clubs in town would be busy after the game. We were…

My experience was almost identical to what disco_pete describes below. The dancers were average in looks and when I got there, they were congregated at the bar, ordering take out. A couple…

Still clean on the inside, and boring on the stage. The dancers have developed a culture there where they avoid exerting any effort if it's at all possible. They'll sit…

The Sands has some mysterious pull over me. Every time I go there are only a couple of girls on shift, nobody dancing, and it is such a dive I tell myself…

Been here several times and decided to stop by on my way home on a Friday. Sat down, ordered my $10 Coke, and waited for someone to either take the stage…

Usually a small number of dancers - this club is really about the private dances in back. I've had a few incredible lap dances here, with lots of contact, which is…

Stopped in on a recent Sunday afternoon. I expected it to be pretty dead and it was. The location isn't bad, especially during the day and even I wouldn't have a problem…

I have been here before and felt like it was not a good deal. However, i gave it another try and was pleasantly surprised. Some dancers gave very good mileage…

Went here with a few buddies and found it to be pretty decent given its size. It's not that large compared to other strip clubs in the area. Full nude…

Stopped in here on a whim to review the place. I had heard bad thing about it. Went in and found they had a two drink minimun you had to pay for…

I think I have figured out that the only time you will actually see a girl "dancing" at this club is late night or weekends. Otherwise, they seem to just sit…

The Sands has a stage show! Let me rephrase that: during my last two visits, there were actual dancers on the actual stage actually dancing. Nothing to write home…

I can not even explain how nice these ladies were to me. One girl in particular is exceptional. I will be back, next weekend for sure! Well worth everything! I…

I can not even explain how nice these ladies were to me. One girl in particular is exceptional. I will be back, next weekend for sure! Well worth everything! I…

I've been to Sands three times now and to call it a 'dance' club is inaccurate. The time I went in the afternoon there were three girls there -- one was…

Went here some time ago... little late with the review. Sands is fairly small, but well kept. There were hardly any patrons there when I arrived, and barely any "dancers". I don't…

The club is very nice inside. you come in and there is a bar and pool table towards the back. The stage is on the front wall as you cmome in (you…

Against my better judgement I decided to check this club out. It's located in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle and is not much to look at from the outside. For…

As one dancer told me on my last visit, "the sands is going to be the sands." despite all the turmoil and upheaval in the local lap dance scene, this club has…

I've been going to the Sands on and off for about 4 years. Haven't been in a while, so I figured I'd stop in today. It was good to see…

Looks like there are some of the ladies from Ricks migrating over here. It's been a long time since I've been here, but things are pretty much the same. This place…

I was wondering how the closing of the TW clubs were going to affect my local, The Sands. Would there be in a influx of new dancers? Would the Sands…

Slow Slow Slow !!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know how this place is considered a stripclub. It has the feel of asmall dive bar. The gals go to the jukebox and pick their own…

Know where Chocolate, Pepper or Monet are? I have been going to Sands off and on now for several years, there are usually months or years between visits. I used to be a…

Very disappointing. I'd been here before, a few years ago, and it was an enjoyable time, and reasonably priced, but this time, after walking in - no cover - (and…

My visits to the Sands are typically in the afternoon. My last visit there were 4 girls on shift. The Sands is a relaxed place, at least on weekday afternoons.…

Had never been to Sands before. Was interested in checking it out.... There were about 4 girls working on the evening shift, one really hot girl the other 3 were just ok.…

The Sands is a pretty low key. I went on a Wednesday. It was fairly clean. No cover. $10 gets you two nonalchoholic drinks. There is a…

This used to be an interesting place on occasion, but the last time I went which was 4 months or so ago there were 3 girls there, none dancing, and I sat…

It's been about a year since I visited the Sands on a weekday afternoon. I did not recognize the server or the bartender. I did recognize a tall lean asian…

This is a small, nice-looking club, with a relaxed atmosphere and friendly dancers. You can't tell any of this from the outside, so head on in. There were about…

This has always been a very unique place. Its a room full of dancers that don't dance. But don't let that stop you. There is a VIP in…

just ok went with a group some hot some not-like Rick's a lot better but since it is closer to where i live i will most likely be back. Also love…

Usually a day shift visitor, but I heard there was some talent at night. Went on Saturday night, and there were maybe 7 or 8 dancers. All appeared in the…

This is first time I have been to the Sands this late at night. I did not recognize any of the dancers or staff. There were more customers than during…

I visited Sands most recently on a Friday in the late afternoon / early evening (just around 5). The place was pretty much as it was on my prior visits, and…

LOVE this place.....got a dance from my regular and always wonder why I don't go more often. The afternoons are much less crowded than evenings. The place is very laid back and…

When I arrived it was too dark to see - but it appeared that there were only two dancers working. This is my typical experience. Dancers weren't aggressive asking for…

I went to Sands last week. This was my third time there, but my first time in several years. It was a Tuesday in the early evening (about 9 PM or so),…

This has to be the saddest strip club I have ever walked into. One Saturday late afternoon / early evening I was heading south on I5 and there was a massive…

Usual Sands lineup. Three dancers there that I saw, with the day shift regulars present and accounted for. To customers in the VIP. My favorite was busy and I…

Have been in a number of times, off and on, usually related to EHE. Atmosphere is a bit dank, the women are usually quite sparse, and the hostess, once she gets…

I decided to try visiting the Sands later at night(10:30p-Midnight) to see what the club looks like when it's a little busier, of course busy here just means there is someone else…

Went on Friday night around 8 and the place was dead. There were 2 customers including me and about 5 dancers. When I came in, the other guy was in…

I visited on a Sunday evening around 8:00pm. No cover charge, but $10 for the first two soft drinks, then $5 each after that. The place was very slow. There…

Usual from the Sands. 3 dancers on shift, 2 regulars. During time I was there, there were three customers. Got my dance from my usual, which was standard Sands…

I went in to check out the club and see if any of the girls from Ricks had moved there. The club was dead, there were two girls, one was tall blonde…

Sands is an old reliable place and good for a quick stop in as long as you know what to expext. Stopped by a on a saturday...the place appeared dead as usual. The…

It will never cease to amaze me why this place somehow manages to stay in business. I stepped in on a recent Thursday afternoon and there was nothing going on inside. Music…

It's a neighborhood joint, which has pros and cons. It's easy to get there, easy to park out of the main road, and you can get a drink next door. The girls (there…

It's been a while since I stopped in at the Sands. Nasty weather here had me itching to get out so I went to the Sands for a little relaxation.…

somewhat same experience as Seastrip...2 girls working. However 1 asked me for a dance - way too much, and asking up front just doesn't do it for me. I was…

Went in on a weekday around 6pm. 2 Dancers were "working", if you can call ignoring customers and reading the paper working. They really weren't my type anyways but I was…

Usual day at the Sands. Saw five dancers there, including a couple of long time Sands gals. Saw two unfamiliar faces, but I am not enough of a regular to…

Had a great first-time experience here the other day. I went by on a Saturday around 3 PM. The place was small (but cozy), dark (but that's a good thing), and nearly empty (which…

Well, having been out of the SC scene with the demise of Rick's (well, it's still open but who goes there?), I decided to finally try the Sands in Ballard on Monday…

Visited the Sands on a recent Thursday afternoon. Had to check out the place with all the recent reviews and the general demise of all the other Seattle clubs. Well…

I've been by a few times on the weekday afternoon over the last few weeks hoping to see more dancers working. Sometimes there are only one or two girls there and 5…

I have visited the Sands occasionally for the last thirty plus years. Now that Ricks is not an option, I thought I'd stop by the Sands. The interior is newer,…

The Sands seemed dead when I walked in. Only a waitress, bouncer and bartender no dancers. I was asked to promply buy a drink and then no attention for 15 minutes. I…

In need of an afternoon pick me up, I visited this place. Not the best decore as reported and there are always only 3 or so dancers there in the afternoon. None…

Hit sands last saturday after a long break. Place is still weird. No dancers on stage the first half hour I was there. Got a good dance from one…

This is a review of a few trips I've made on weekday afternoons since the crackdown at the other Seattle clubs. Each time I've been in there have been 3-4 dancers and 1-4…

Visited around 4:00 pm on a Thursday. Very slow, only three dancers on shift. A couple of regulars and an unknown. Two or three customers the whole time I was…

I recently visited this club for the first time this year. I am sad to say not much has changed. I stopped by in the late afternoon to see what the…

Went to Sands on Friday and then Saturday night around 10 pm. Friday was pretty dead. About 4 girls and 8 patrons and not much going on. Only dancer…

On a whim I stopped in at the Sands last week during the afternoon. I was hoping to see Blair. She was not working that day. I waited for…

Stopped in about a week ago for my annual visit to the Sands Plaza. Again, the atmosphere was uninspiring and the dancers, even more so. Those that showed up anyway. The place…

This is a club that went through some serious remodeling and change in management some two or three years ago. I find my visits very consistent with service and especially the atmosphere.…

Friendly girls and cool atmosphere. Went there after work one day and really enjoyed myself. Biggest plus is that there is no goofy DJ yelling every 2 minutes. Just a short drive…

The Sands is no longer the sleazy looking dump it once was. The owners spent a bit of money to upgrade the facilities, adding a new bar and new furniture.…

I had heard from a buddy that the Sands had improved from last year so I thought I'd pay a visit to verify his claim. I went to the club about…

I wen't Saturday afternoon around 2:00. There were 3 customers in the dance are and no girls. Finally a dncer showed up and worked on the music list and went…

Went to the club on a Wed late afternoon about 5:30pm. I was the only customer when I walked in. There were 4 dancers, mostly sitting around chatting to each other or…

Went to the Sands after a depressing Saturday afternoon at Rick's. There were only 3 dancers working and about the same amount of us guys there. The atmostphere is very laid…

I've reviewed this place in the past an given so-so reviews...up to a ten today. I'm a regular now and get fairly good mileage. Avoid S***** and you'll do just fine here.…

This club is lame. The few girls (3-4) that are there are surprisingly good looking, but there is absolutely no energy in this club, and the girls cannot even be bothered…

I'm giving this place a kind of average rating because it is not the place to go if you are looking for variety. There are usually only three or four girls during…

The VIP area is private. I went in on a Saturday night. Alexis gives great dances, and will give you your money's worth. So treat her well!…

You have to stop in here during the day. Blair is one of the hottest MILFs around. As stated before, the ladies don't generally dance on stage during the day…

I've gone a few times on the weekday days since Rick's has been so horrible. The same 3 dancers have been there each time. Not a lot of variety but the dances…

Went to this club on a Thursday night. No cover charge at all. Went inside and found out why they don't charge any cover. Girls were average at best and most of…

Not super classy and the chicks were not super hot. It was small, uncrowded and seemed very "underground feeling". Drinks were $10 for 2 cokes and the girls didn't seem that friendly.…

I have been to the Sands many times. It has a dark, discount feel to it, and many times when I go there, the dancers are not on stage. The…

newly remodled and much nicer than in the past, girls are still solid with fewer hookers and druggies. Dances are still very nice despite Seattle laws. Most of the dancers…

I went in this past Friday night for a visit. I've been going to the Vu lately, but thought I would check out the Sands for a change of pace.…

Visited the Sands recently on a midweek late afternoon. Hadn't been there in years and the remodel was a great improvement. Nice, clean upscale room, friendly staff. I was disappointed…

The Sands is the oldest and coolest, and one of the only strip clubs in Ballard. I have lived here all my life (Ballard that is not at the club).…

Been here twice, both in mid afternoon. The first time there were 3 girls in the entire club, no stage show and it was tiny. One girl gave a decent…

Was visiting the great city of Seattle and saw that this club was having a feature dancer. Thought I would stop and check the place out. This place is a…

I had some free time today so I stopped by the Sands. 4 dancers, a waitress, bartender and me. Ladies did not dance on the stage while I was there but…

Recently visited this place and was pleasantly suprised. It is a rather small place, but the dancers are great. I saw M.....and G....and they kept my attention focused. Needless…

Yes, this place is totally hit or miss. The thing is, when it is a hit it is great. Usually only three girls to choose from, somt times a real hottie, often…