What a dump this place is....

What a dump this place is. I stopped by on a Friday night around 1am and the place was practically empty. I thought I would see what someplace other than Ricks would be like. Little did I know what a mistake it would be.

There was only one other customer and three dancers. The dancers were old and ugly. The best looking one was a four at that might be a stretch. I can't believe I stayed 20 minutes, but I guess I kept hoping that there would an attractive dancer that would come out from back. I had to pay for two drinks but only got one drink.

The dancers would occasionally dance on what must be the world’s smallest stage. The stage dances were terrible. One dancer sat down with me for a while and couldn't take the hint that I wasn't interested. She just kept saying how satisfied I would be with her dances. I wasn't about to get a dance from the women that were there. God only knows what I could have picked up in there from a lap dance. I finally came to my senses and bolted the heck out of there. Who would have thought there is a strip club worse than Deja Vu?