The Crazy Horse Reviews

Crazy Horse has been my San Francisco strip club of choice for years. While there were elaborate plans for expansion prior to the last recession, that never happened. Now Mid-Market is finally happening, even...

So I've heard the hype about a special dancer who dances only in the morning shift for this location. For those who have visited this location, you guys should know who I'm taking about...

I used to consider this a decent club a few years ago mostly due to its value. I was able to get in without a cover (strong negotiation skills), complimentary extras (if you have...

I've been coming here for a couple of years and seen a progression of a quite amazing place in SF. Generally cover is $2x, pretty standard for san francisco. This place is still a...

Came in at around 2pm on a Friday afternoon. Entrance fee was $26- paid since I knew all I'd be doing is hanging out and watching the action. Theatre seating with a large stage....

I saw staying nearby so I walked over. It was still light out so I didn't mind, but this is a sketchy neighborhood to be sure. I paid my cover and went in to...

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months. I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is way past...

This used to be my favorite club in San Francisco. Once you pay cover ($20 I believe), you enter to a theater type setup with rows of six or so seats on each...

Made an impulse decision to go to the Crazy horse after a few years of having not been there. It was the last night of Jennifer White's visit to the place, which was probably...

Haven't been here for 5 years and nothing has really changed. For those that don't know it is theatre seating. Very uncomfortable chairs. Lap dances are done in the back. I recommend...

I went on a feature dancer night - Asa Akira was on stage and her show around 1:30 am (60 minutes after posted time) was worth the wait. There was a ton of female...

Been going to Crazy Horse for a long time. I went back when they had some great dancers, and now when they have changed up management. Recently went on my visit and this place...

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit. They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of the dancers,...

Been a little while since I had been to CH, so I popped in for a little afternoon check in. Still some of the old guard here but there were a handful of new...

The club uses semi-automated machines to pay the dancers. $40 buys you a "not-really-private-at-all" lap dance are on one of two big shared couches, and barely last a minute. $140 buys you a "private room" lap...

I rarely go to strip clubs now, but I'm a fan of Asa Akira, and when I saw that she was going to do a feature show here, I made sure to catch one...

It's a strange set up, feels like a movie theater with the rows of seats. The stage up front can feel like you need binoculars to see the performances. I tend not to sit...

I headed for the Crazy Horse thinking that it would be a quick place to grab a regular lapdance. Didn't quite work out that way. Cover was $31. Apparently there was...

Back to the Crazy Horse on a weekday afternoon. It is still, in my opinion, one of the better no-alcohol, full-nude clubs in San Fran. It's a small club with a 'T' shaped stage with...

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening. In the past, they used to do a Happy Hour Special from 6-9PM for $16 but it looks like that has gone away. Cover was $26 and you...

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was...

Stopped by in time for the $16 cut off. It seemed like there was only 6 dancers when I got there. There were a couple of sports games going on that evening, so there...

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but I wasn't...

Was in SF on a Thursday night a few weeks back and saw that Nicole Aniston was going to be at Crazy Horse. Got to the club at about 10:30 and there was...

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was no alcohol...