The Crazy Horse Reviews

Came here on weekend evening when in town for business when they had guest dancer. Cover was $31, where they gave me back a bunch of ones for tipping. Was able to...

I paid Crazy Horse a visit the other day. I was in town on business and staying nearby. Went during the evening, dancer to customer mix was about 3:1! Not used to the NA...

CH is what it is. It really hasn't changed much the past 15-20 years. The cover is a bit on the high side, but hey, what do expect here in SF. Went and got...

I’ve been to CH, 3 times within the last one year and it’s been another disappointing trip. Maybe I’m going in with the expectation of seeing a C H, From 10 years ago and...

I really like the Crazy Horse. I went after a business meeting for the first time in 10 years. The place looked the same, but the dancers were hotter (and a bit cleaner than...

I went to this club about 20 years ago when I was in college. I planned to hit a club during my trip to SF. I had a lot of fun in this club,...

For the first time I made a trip to a SC fully intending NOT to get a LD. I stopped into the Crazy Horse after work (about 5pm) to kill time before I...

Showed up o a Friday night after flying in from Japan, so very jet-lagged. Wanted to see my regular Diane, who was there. In contrast to all previous visits, the headliner, who I don't...

I haven't been here for a while. Was here when Romi was performing, that show was amazing and I remember having a really good time. The building is old, a renovated theater, a room...

I had a good time here about 2 years ago, and decided on a whim to stop by one boring Sunday evening. Club is exactly the same as I remember, except not as...

This place is a bit on the dirty side. It looks to be an old theater that was converted to a strip club. The seats are old school theater seats; springs are bad. There...

Went in on a Wednesday evening and there were about 6-10 girls working there of all types of ethnicities. Saw a couple Asian dancers who were pretty hot and took LDs with them for...

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in over a year and a half. I came last Saturday night when Natasha Nova was feature dancing. What I am most saddened about this...

This is a compendium review of visits Saturday evening and the following Thursday afternoon and evening. There have been many reviews of this club. Dances are on a central stage located in the far end...

a bit pricey, but most strip clubs are. went in the morning and paid $21 cover. Lap dances are $20 bikini, $40 topless and $60+ for fully nude shows in private booth. seating is...

Went in around 9 tonight. Light crowd, but lots of friendly ladies. For the early shift, the girls were well above the usual mix. Several REALLY cute babes and some excellent...

I was in the town with few friends when we randomly decided to hit the club. Although all of us have already visited this place in the past, so this is my 2nd review...

So i've been going to this club since 2009, on and off here and there and at some points i would go multiple times a month. This review is based on my experience over...

Have been here a handful of times and I would say CH is one of the better clubs in SF. Depending on who is working the front desk and if they recognize you, you...

Had not been to this club in about 3 years and decided to return and check it out this week. Appearance of the club is still the same, long stage, theater seating. Dancers performed...

Was in the Bay Area for work and decided to stop by the Crazy Horse. I was last here probably 10 years ago and wanted to see if things had changed for the better....

The club is located in a sketchy neighborhood of the city and so it can be a turn off for many compared to the other clubs. However once you make it inside it is...

So yes first of all the idea of using a "one off" cover price like $26 in order to distribute more singles is kind of stupid and annoying. Anyway once inside I found this...

I was in SF so I dropped into the club late afternoon. It was quiet, as expected, which doesn't make the dingy theater with runway seem very appealing. Short lineup of dancers...

I used the excuse of a feature dancer to stop by the Crazy Horse. A burlesque performer named Roxi D'Lite was scheduled to appear at 10:30 and 12:30. Since I've never seen...