Reviews

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained although…

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked through…

Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet -- none of…

I went back to CH on a Friday night. Entered around 7PM for discount cover. Only 1-2 ladies working that early. Action usually rolls in after 8PM. The current set up is a bit more…

I visited at the end of May. I hadn't visited since 2017, and had not visited any other club since then. As pathetic as it sounds, I was looking forward to talk to ladies rather…

I visited Crazy Horse on a Friday night. The surrounding area was littered with homeless people, construction on 6th St, and public drug use. I don't recommend parking nearby or driving to the area.…

Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse. As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less sensitive…

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in about four years. There have been a lot of changes during that time. First, there is no longer a day shift. The club opens at…

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are looking…

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around. If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol. When you…

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be expected.…

First trip back to Crazy Horse in five months. Formerly my home club, but Deja Vu ownership and Covid changed that. There have been some changes, mostly positive ones. Maybe it is a temporary promotion…

First time visiting in a few years, the venue was significantly more empty than pre pandemic (although this may have just been the fact that it was early on a Wednesday evening). Just a few…

I have gotten a lot of high mileage dances in the pre-covid years. Close contact and lot sucking, extra's on the menu from women. This last saturday was the worst experience I have had. Paid…

So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free entries, though a…

CH Visited 2/1/23 It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…

Happened to be in SF recently, and CH was within a short distance of my hotel. So I was curious and decided to visit. The place itself looks very run down, which matches the proximity…

Beware that coming to Crazy Horse during "off hours" could leave you very disappointed. I have been to Crazy Horse before (see my review here: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=388740) and I decided to make a second visit on a…

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me ones.…

I visited on a Tuesday night. The place is next to 6th St and Market St, which is known for the homeless people and open drug use. No parking available, but even if there were…

First time going to club. It was $15 to get in which was cool. I was greeted right after paying by a gorgeous girl. She definitely marked me cause as soon as I sat Down…

I am fairly new to the SC scene. My review may be helpful to newer people but less so for veterans. I was visiting the area on a business trip and decided to check out Crazy…

I’ve stopped in to CH on and off for many years and it’s the worst it has ever been. Staff is nice and so are some of the girls, but most of the dancers just…

I hadn't been back to CH since pre Covid so decided to go for a scouting mission on Monday evening. The club itself has been bought by Deja Vu so I wasn't holding much…

Did not have a good time at Crazy Horse last night. The basic information on the Crazy Horse page here is mostly wrong. Ever since Covid their hours begin at 6 PM if that. Last…