Reviews

I went to the Crazy Horse on a Wednesday evening and I spent most of the whole night there. It was an enjoyable atmosphere where the ladies came around and would sit and talk…

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained although…

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked through…

Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet -- none of…

I went back to CH on a Friday night. Entered around 7PM for discount cover. Only 1-2 ladies working that early. Action usually rolls in after 8PM. The current set up is a bit more…

I visited at the end of May. I hadn't visited since 2017, and had not visited any other club since then. As pathetic as it sounds, I was looking forward to talk to ladies rather…

I visited Crazy Horse on a Friday night. The surrounding area was littered with homeless people, construction on 6th St, and public drug use. I don't recommend parking nearby or driving to the area.…

Had some time to kill after a Giants game so I headed to the Crazy Horse.

As others have mentioned—neighborhood feels pretty rough. I live in NYC so I feel like I’m usually less sensitive…

This was my first time back at Crazy Horse in about four years. There have been a lot of changes during that time. First, there is no longer a day shift. The club opens at…

I went back to Crazy Horse for the first time in 8 months. This place has changed A LOT. Whether you think the changes are good or bad depends on what you are looking…

Crazy horse is decent strip club in a sketchy area on market Street with nothing else really around.
If you want to drink, you're gonna have to pregame because they don't sell alcohol.

When you…

Rolled up alone on a weeknight so I knew what to expect. The neighborhood is awful and getting to and from the club was sketchy. Inside it was pretty run down, also to be expected.…