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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Fun Trip To Crazy Horse, Got What I Came For
reviewed by
Sfclubguy7

6.7

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this…

review
published 1 yr ago
A positively weird first visit to this club
reviewed by
WilsonReal

6.7

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20…

review
published 1 yr ago
Good Value for money.
reviewed by
jay_graven

7.0

I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF.
There was decent value for…

review
published 1 yr ago
Not worth the time due to the lack of dancers
reviewed by
Norge

2.7

This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those of…

review
published 1 yr ago
A lot different than before, not for the better
reviewed by
rdsf8786

3.7

Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since 2021…

review
published 1 yr ago
Gone downhill
reviewed by
palmtrees

4.7

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls.

$20-30 cover depending on what time you come…

review
published 1 yr ago
Expensive for the experience
reviewed by
ngb3

6.3

Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the entrance.

I sat down…

review
published 1 yr ago
Great time to begin with, but ended with a dud.
reviewed by
endive14

6.7

I went to the Crazy Horse on a Wednesday evening and I spent most of the whole night there. It was an enjoyable atmosphere where the ladies came around and would sit and talk…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Good selection of girls but pricey
reviewed by
robertpatrick

5.0

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained although…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Quick stop at the CH
reviewed by
aakhan

6.7

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked through…

review
published 2 yrs ago
A nice recovery for the eyes and pocket book
reviewed by
afort

6.7

Went to CH 10pm on a Weds trying to get some wind in my sails after a disappointing experience at New Century Theater. When I walked in the block was pretty quiet -- none of…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Trip back to old stomping grounds
reviewed by
Arnold Duk

6.0

I went back to CH on a Friday night. Entered around 7PM for discount cover. Only 1-2 ladies working that early. Action usually rolls in after 8PM. The current set up is a bit more…