Reviews

Stopped by CH in early January and had just a great time overall. I went on a Tuesday afternoon/early evening, which isn't prime time at CH, but does allow for a slower paced atmosphere and…

The Crazy Horse is by far the most customer friendly club in S.F. For the most part the girls are low key, in that they don't hustle you. Being a nude club there is no…

I had another good time there, even though it was a slow night (Thursday). The stage intro was good fun as always. Two girls came closer than the average. Later, while staying at the back,…

I was in SFO this week for a biotech meeting. I have visited many of the clubs in the city over the years, but had never made it to CH. I decided to take…

I had low expectations for this place as everything about it looks sketchy --- esp. the sketchy location and club appearance. But this place has a lot to offer. A lot of…

Not bad at Crazy Horse last night. Came in around 8p.m., only about 8 - 10 girls working, and most of them not too pretty. Got mildly hustled by a brunette who had abnormally huge…

After a short visit to MBOT, I trekked down the hill to Crazy Horse. Ah, the walk... I don't think I've ever encountered so many homeless people on O'Farrel. They were like gnats buzzing all…

I think Crazy Horse may still be my favorite SF club. But as with any club, your experience depends a lot on the particular girl or girls you encounter. On a recent visit,…

Just got back from a very enjoyable couple of hours at Crazy Horse. Got there about 9:45; there were about 20 guys there, but there were still seats free in the front row next…

Was in San Francisco on business recently. Went here and it was definitely a place I would go back to. The only negative to this place for me is that the area is not the…

Went to CH last night. Pretty disappointing overall. The potential was great, but the selection of dancers was very limited. At 7pm there were only about ten available and none of them…

I went to this club a couple of times during a recent business trip to SF. First visit was late on a Sunday night the other was on a Wed night, niether visit was very…

Checked this place out after reading the reviews. Everything other reviews said is true - slightly shady neighborhood (but not as bad as expected - no prob walking by myself at 1am). The…

Went to CH on a Friday in the late afternoon. I found parking on Mission St and walked up a block. Paid the entrance fee and found a seat up near the stage.…

A club I keep coming back to, but it all depends on the night, and how the girls might be feeling. This club does offer a little bit for everyone. But the problem is…

been a while for me goin to a club...couple of buds were in the area and wanted to check out some spot so we headed to CH...had a good time considering...the girls were absolutely amazing…

That was my first time ever going to a strip club. My friends brought me to the Crazy Horse for my bachelor party night. We were there around midnight on a Saturday. The entrance fee…

The Crazy Horse is a fully nude independent San Francisco strip club located at 980 Market Street. This is where Market Street starts to get sketchy, there's a lot of homeless people around and…

Kind of a mix between an old-fashioned nudie movie theater and a strip club. Girls dance on a long catwalk, but the real action comes from the girls who circulate and ask for dances.…

Generally a good mix of women here. Last friday I got a special treat though - there were two chicks visiting the club with their boyfriends, and the strippers managed to get them to…

Was there on a Tuesday night - sketchy area of town not far from Moscone. $25 entry - pretty steep. The seating is just strange - theater seats surrounding a single runway.…

One of the better independant clubs in SF. Price ranges from $15 - 25 to get in, depending on the time you go in. It is less expensive earlier in the day and…

Went here about three weeks ago. The area around the club is a little dicey if you are not used to being in a major city. make sure you are careful. The girls in…

I was supposed to meet a friend for lunch but the guy bagged on me. I thought what the hell. I'm in the city. Let's just make the day of it at CH. I've been patronizing…

A usual around this club but wanted to submit a review. Went in on a 4/26 expecting a quiet night and some quality time with Cassandra but was surprised to find no parking and a…