Reviews

I came here on a Monday night after doing some work in the city. Although it was a weeknight, the club was pretty full. Much has been written about the seating theater seating…

I went there one night on a featured dancer night. It was packed and lively. The place is an old theatre turned strip club. The only 'normal' spots are those next to…

Very pushy place. Very impersonal. Dancers are pissed at you if you're not constantly up front tipping & more pissed if you aren't going private. I like to scope out a place to see who…

Went here for a bud's bachelor party. Heard about MBOT but opted for just a "regular" strip club experience. It turned out not being too regular at all.

They had a featured porn star,…

Went here after getting sloshed with a bunch of coworkers. From what I remember the place looks like a 70s porn theater. Although, the set up was not that bad. You got to focus on…

Took a trip to San Fran this summer and of course, looked through TUSCL to find out what would be the best place of SF to visit. I chose The Crazy Horse Theatre because of…

Went here on Monday after Mitchell Brothers. As described, area is a little dicey but lots of San Fran that way with street people etc. is an odd set up, but the stage show lets…

Went in Thursday night around 9pm, was expecting it to be dead but was pleasantly surprised. In addition to the girls on stage, the place was bustling with 3-4 girls hustling for dances. The…

Friday night, was going to a concert at the next-door Warfield theater, so got a happy hour entry price with a wristband for re-entry after my show. While waiting for the showtime, sat in the…

Another visit to CH on 9/21/2014. I arrived at about 7:30p, and things were pretty slow -- I guess that is to be expected for a Sunday afternoon. After a few rounds of…

Crazy Horse is a little bit of a hike from the Broadway area clubs - but if you've got the time, or are down in the Market Street area, then it is well worth it.
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Another trip to CHT. Had a great time watching the stage show. As usual the line up was mostly asian. A few with bolt on and some with very petite builds. I decided to get…