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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 10 yrs ago
Number of girls doubled between 9...
reviewed by
Boone

6.3

Number of girls doubled between 9 and 10 PM. A few really beautiful ones (Diana!), and a number who were quite attractive and also friendly (Justine, Gianna, and Vanessa, for example). Feature will go unnamed,…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Decided to come here instead of...
reviewed by
Chuckchun

8.0

Decided to come here instead of the usual group around Broadway, where it's mostly hit or miss.

The girls....range from hot to okay. A good mix of white, asian, latino, and other girls, and there…

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published 10 yrs ago
It wasn't good experience. The...
reviewed by
Khordokov931

6.3

It wasn't good experience. The girls are hustling so much that you want to rush out of place. I am not thinking that this will change for better. Great entertainment however and…

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published 10 yrs ago
Made several visits this past month....
reviewed by
Hoan

5.7

Made several visits this past month. I came here to see lexi belle do her show, the club was charging a 30$ cover @ 6pm. Normally it would only cost 15$ between 6-7. When theres…

review
published 10 yrs ago
I made my first visit to...
reviewed by
Sexyhard

6.7

I made my first visit to the Crazy Horse, to see a porn star and check out the club. The club is a converted theater, and when I arrived (around 8PM on a Saturday…

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published 10 yrs ago
Came here with my boys to...
reviewed by
davanthony

6.7

Came here with my boys to see a pornstar feature dancer. Paid 25 for entry. Its full nude so there is no alcohol here. I didn't mind. They had a two girl show with champion…

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published 10 yrs ago
Crazy horse is a very seedy...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.3

Crazy horse is a very seedy club. Converted theater. It's located on a particularly seedy section of Market Street - lots of homeless, lots of chronic drug users. The club itself attracts clientele along these…

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published 10 yrs ago
I went to CH a few...
reviewed by
Akirelly

8.7

I went to CH a few weeks back on Thursday. The club was fun, and I got approached 1st by Versace who is a Italian with a couple taps and a juicy ass with a…

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published 10 yrs ago
I visited this club in November...
reviewed by
kingmaker

7.3

I visited this club in November 2014 on a Saturday evening. It's in a seedy part of San Francisco, on Market Street next door to a popular concert venue. Outside, it looks very…

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published 10 yrs ago
This place is right in Downtown...
reviewed by
rockyking20

6.3

This place is right in Downtown San Francisco, visited as I had read good things. But the club was below my expectations. Dancers in the start were not that good, later after 11 a few…

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published 10 yrs ago
In one word avoid. 1. I walk...
reviewed by
tuscl

1.0

In one word avoid.

  1. I walk in and there is no one on stage. I wait. I wait. 15 minutes before anyone shows. There are large gaps between every set.

  2. The strippers looked bored. Very…

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published 10 yrs ago
Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday...
reviewed by
jack0505

4.3

Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. Steep $20 cover to get in the door. You get a wristband when you go in. The layout resembles a movie theatre without stadium seating, plus seats that…