Reviews

I went to CH a few weeks back on Thursday. The club was fun, and I got approached 1st by Versace who is a Italian with a couple taps and a juicy ass with a…

I visited this club in November 2014 on a Saturday evening. It's in a seedy part of San Francisco, on Market Street next door to a popular concert venue. Outside, it looks very…

This place is right in Downtown San Francisco, visited as I had read good things. But the club was below my expectations. Dancers in the start were not that good, later after 11 a few…

In one word avoid.

1. I walk in and there is no one on stage. I wait. I wait. 15 minutes before anyone shows. There are large gaps between every set.

2. The strippers looked bored. Very…

Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. Steep $20 cover to get in the door. You get a wristband when you go in. The layout resembles a movie theatre without stadium seating, plus seats that…

I came here on a Monday night after doing some work in the city. Although it was a weeknight, the club was pretty full. Much has been written about the seating theater seating…

I went there one night on a featured dancer night. It was packed and lively. The place is an old theatre turned strip club. The only 'normal' spots are those next to…

Very pushy place. Very impersonal. Dancers are pissed at you if you're not constantly up front tipping & more pissed if you aren't going private. I like to scope out a place to see who…

Went here for a bud's bachelor party. Heard about MBOT but opted for just a "regular" strip club experience. It turned out not being too regular at all.

They had a featured porn star,…

Went here after getting sloshed with a bunch of coworkers. From what I remember the place looks like a 70s porn theater. Although, the set up was not that bad. You got to focus on…

Took a trip to San Fran this summer and of course, looked through TUSCL to find out what would be the best place of SF to visit. I chose The Crazy Horse Theatre because of…

Went here on Monday after Mitchell Brothers. As described, area is a little dicey but lots of San Fran that way with street people etc. is an odd set up, but the stage show lets…