Reviews

Stopped by the Crazy Horse Wednesday evening around 6:30 pm and sat in an aisle chair close to the stage. As you enter,there are about 6 rows of theatre-style seating facing the stage that has…

Actually made two visits (so my comments can be statistically significant :-), one Thursday evening and one Saturday afternoon. It had been years since I'd been at this club (does anyone else remember the…

I was in SF on business for a few days, staying downtown. Decided to take a walk to Crazy Horse, glad I did. Met Leaha, a very nice, sweet, sexy, easy going Asian dancer. She…

Got to the horse around 9:30pm with a dozen or so guys in the crowd. Mallory was on stage when I arrived. Her stage show was pretty hot – more sensual and erotic than the frantic…

This was my first trip to a theater style club. It was Saturday night and it was crowded. The feature performer was going on stage and there were almost no seats left. A few other…

After hanging out at the Gold Club for an hour and a couple of expensive drinks and air dances, went over to Crazy Horse to get some real action. It is a slow night,…

I've been here twice in the last couple of months. The SF clubs have always been pricey, but lately it seems to have gotten out of hand and very little value. It's because of this…

As the previous reviewers said, the layout of this place is weird. Movie theatre style seats around the stage then in the back. Dancers are not bad, but there is a fair amount…

The club is in a somewhat scary part of town. I parked in a parking garage called 5th and Mission parking (Mission Street between 4th and 5th). It's about a 5 minute…

This faltering economy was starting to stress me out. I guess I could have just as easily sat at home watching internet porn but I'd probably end up with that "repetitive motion" injury. Since I…

R.O.B. ALERT- watch out for Taj (Short for Taj Mahal)- she promised to world and as soon as I went to the $100 private and paid her another $100 tip- she turned off like a…

Crazy Horse is my local club, and I recently stopped by to check on the quality of the dancers and dances available. The layout is more of a traditional strip club theatre experience, with a…

two visits....one day and one night. I had a better time in the day time visit. the cover is higher at night, even despite the coupon they give you to come back soon.…

Went back for a visit last night after a long absence. The place has cleaned up a little bit, but has also upped its prices from what it used to be. With the…

The club setup, as discussed in previous reviews, is nutty. The inside is a little trashy. The neighborhood is classic SF. There are randoms walking the streets no matter where you are. I had no…

I only had time in SF for one club. After reading the reviews online, I decided to stop by here. I visited on a Thursday evening. Odd layout, with a central stage…

This club is based around a centre stage which you throw one dollar bills onto while a girl undresses. If you throw more than two dollars at once it seems the girl will come sit…

Went in on a Wednesday night. This place is more like a peep show than a strip club. First you have to get drinks out of a machine, there are no waitresses.…

Went on a Tue night. They has a cover special - you get a coupon for free admission on another day. (I checked out the website first, but it seems like a lot…

went to CH on a Friday afternoon. a few hot girls working...got an LD in the main back room. good grind from an 8. this place gets very busy on Friday/Sat night with a somewhat…

Once again this place comes through. A big thumbs up for CHT. Yes to all the issues, the location is seedy and a bit scary, the facility is old and a bit decrepit,…

In SF for business - mid week, walked over to Crazy Horse from the hotel since it was only 5 or 6 blocks, never do that again. Really seedy area after dark - I should…

The club doesn't look like much from the outside, and the interior isn't any great shakes either, but the girls here make the Crazy Horse a top club anywhere. All shapes and sizes (except the…

Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's worst…

Was there in a Monday evening. 12 girls working, probably 15 customers. $25 cover charge to get in. I usually walk here from the Union Sq hotels, and the walk isn't the…