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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 10 yrs ago
This is probably the first club...
reviewed by
xxsoulxx

7.7

This is probably the first club I ever visiting in my life and have been back many times since. 18+ club so it is fully nude with no alcohol at the club. This is not…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Came here to see a feature...
reviewed by
trapdoor

7.3

Came here to see a feature dancer, so this review is not entirely on the club as a whole.

Must say, the layout is very "unique." Literally feels like you are in a theater with stadium…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Was in town for a few...
reviewed by
jdizzledizzle

7.7

Was in town for a few days and checked it out. Be careful to go directly to the club and no further into the Tenderloin. It's like Jurassic Park up in there.

I've seen reviews of…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I have been here on multiple...
reviewed by
PeepingK

7.0

I have been here on multiple occasions. Cover is around $15. Price goes up after 7PM.

This is an old theater converted to a club. The seating is mostly theater style so it isn't set up…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Holy shit this club is crazy! It's...
reviewed by
deathcab67

8.0

Holy shit this club is crazy!

It's got an interesting/weird set up. It's an old theater, with a stage at the far end. The girls walk down a "runway" coming off that stage, which…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Having only been to two strip...
reviewed by
BadgerSF

7.3

Having only been to two strip clubs before, both in the UK, I was tempted to check out the Crazy Horse on a recent trip to San Francisco. It's on Market Street getting towards the…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Visited CH last Monday evening. ...
reviewed by
rsentry

6.3

Visited CH last Monday evening. Despite getting harassed on Market St. on the way in, was mostly an uneventful trip there. After watching a few dancers on stage, took a private show with…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Your mileage will definitely vary at...
reviewed by
bruins4lyfe

7.3

Your mileage will definitely vary at this club. I had a couple lap dances and they range from a girl who wouldn't even discuss anything outside of a nice grind to a girl who was…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Been to this club many times...
reviewed by
draymondballer

6.3

Been to this club many times over the years. I hadn't been in a while and came to see one of the featured porn stars. Honestly, the place was a little boring. Most of the…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on...
reviewed by
beishmael

7.0

Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on a recent trip to SF. It has been normal go to spot in SF. I keep considering trying Mitchell Brothers, but the price seems too rich for my blood.

I…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Stopped in on a Saturday evening...
reviewed by
rdsf8786

6.3

Stopped in on a Saturday evening a few weeks back. There were about 20 or so dancers on for the night and it was pretty busy. Girls will come up and ask you for a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I visited the Crazy Horse the...
reviewed by
guysmiley11

6.3

I visited the Crazy Horse the last week of June 2014. Normally when I am in SF I visit the Gold Club, which is a classier place with a full bar and lots of attractive…