Reviews

That was my first time ever going to a strip club. My friends brought me to the Crazy Horse for my bachelor party night. We were there around midnight on a Saturday. The entrance fee…

The Crazy Horse is a fully nude independent San Francisco strip club located at 980 Market Street. This is where Market Street starts to get sketchy, there's a lot of homeless people around and…

Kind of a mix between an old-fashioned nudie movie theater and a strip club. Girls dance on a long catwalk, but the real action comes from the girls who circulate and ask for dances.…

Generally a good mix of women here. Last friday I got a special treat though - there were two chicks visiting the club with their boyfriends, and the strippers managed to get them to…

Was there on a Tuesday night - sketchy area of town not far from Moscone. $25 entry - pretty steep. The seating is just strange - theater seats surrounding a single runway.…

One of the better independant clubs in SF. Price ranges from $15 - 25 to get in, depending on the time you go in. It is less expensive earlier in the day and…

Went here about three weeks ago. The area around the club is a little dicey if you are not used to being in a major city. make sure you are careful. The girls in…

I was supposed to meet a friend for lunch but the guy bagged on me. I thought what the hell. I'm in the city. Let's just make the day of it at CH. I've been patronizing…

A usual around this club but wanted to submit a review. Went in on a 4/26 expecting a quiet night and some quality time with Cassandra but was surprised to find no parking and a…

Arrived at the club about 30 minutes before shift change on a Thursday night. Just as at most clubs, the night shift appears to be on average almost 2 points higher in looks than…

In general, over the last few years SF clubs have gone downhill dramatically as they've basically consolidated to one major operator and a couple of smaller ones. While the scene in general isn't as…

I visited this club expecting to be disappointed, but was pleasantly surprised. Although the extreme milage of certain Houston and Seattle clubs is not available, this club more than makes up for…

A bit on the expensive side, but I find many of the girls very hot. A lap dance, clothed, is $20, and this is in a public area. For about 80-100, one can get a…

I caught Jenna & Courtney on my business trip there. It's always a great time spending an hour. Got a lapdance from Courtney and she was really into it. I used to…

Stopped by earlier this week to catch the house feature of Mercedes and Mykel. Mercedes has been one of my favorites for a while, and Mykel is growing on me. They do a great job…

I found myself with time to spare on a Monday afternoon and decided to drop by and check out the Crazy Horse. The walk from the Moscone Center takes you through a few streets that…

Been there before; went again; glad I did. I'll do it again. I actually went a couple of nights in a row. The first night was interesting, would up spending time with a young…

I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before, but it's changed a bit since then. A few things: 1. They now have the token machines, but the girls don't like to use them, it doesn't seem.…

Based on the reviews, I went to this club Monday night while in SF on business. I imagine it would be a nice place had it not been for a very high pressure hustle…

Well I owning get dances when I'm in town from Tiffany on the M-Fr day shift. She is a tiny bubbly Asian with cute perky fake ones. She'll take you to the back if she…

Went back to this place back in August. The thing to remember about this place is that the talent levels vary with the performers. They actually have a website where you can see which dancers…

Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to CH once a couple of years…

I drove into town on a Friday, specifically to catch the Kira Kener show down the street. Ended up catching the Kaylani Lei show at CH. I didn't even know she was performing here,…

If you are thinking that this is like the Las Vegas CH2, you'll be disappointed. The decor, girls and the whole atmosphere is a lot lower class... the only good thing is that SF…

Caught the feature show of Nautica Thorn last week - one of the best features I've ever seen. Excellent use of multiple toys was mind-blowing. Unlike many features she also smiled and appeared to be…