The Crazy Horse Reviews

The stage configuration of this club is a little strange, basically it's a long runway stage and rows of seats like at a movie theater. The people in the front row get a lot of action, especially women customers. The people in all the rows after the first...

Visited the Crazy Horse on 4/7/06 to check out Jade Hsu. The house was typically half-full with the stage seats mostly occupied and the back seats mosty empty. A good number of girls were there, mostly the regular weekend shift, including one of my favorites Exstacy, a thin and pretty...

Dropped into the CH around dinnertime last night (Wednesday) to see if my pal Mercedes was in town, and POW, there she was, second girl to approach me. This woman is my stripper dream come true: lovely-faced, small-breasted, round-assed, long auburn hair, smart and friendly and funny without being a...

I stopped by here on a recent afternoon, for the first time in a couple of years. It's a little nicer than I remember, but I might just be jaded from all the time spent at MSC.
The girls here are much prettier than the cesspool, but the action in...

I was recently at the Crazy Horse. It was a pretty good experience. It was a rainy evening so there weren't many people inside. I gave tips to all the dancers, some gave very good contact, some none at all. I ended up getting a couch...

I had very mixed views about this club. I attented this club last Sat and Sun so im reviewing both nights now. (Note to webmasterflash).

I saw Charmane Stars show and it was ok. Nothing to get to excited about. Yes shes a porn star but a very flat chested...

This club was the bomb. I checked it out on a Thursday night just to see Charmane Star's show. She was about a half hour or so late, but a lot of the dancers on stage were pretty hot. There wasn't many dancers asking for dances, but I think...

This club was awesome this time. I went on a Thursday night and the place was pretty packed (not crowded, but busy). There were a large amount of ladies roaming around, and stage shows were decent. The seating is like a movie theater, with a stage (and catwalk) up...

Had a great time here...didnt expect much but the club was really wild and entertaining here...several high ranking girls always on stage very few girls i didnt find attractive, not too much pressure and left feeling every dollar was well spent (which we all know doesnt happen all the time)...

crazy horse is a great club if you don't mind the seedy neighborhood that it is located in. day trips are usually a bit safer but keep in mind it is located on one of SF's busiest streets. come nightfall, it is not too safe and you should...

My first time to an SF club and it was just ok. The Crazy Horse is truly a theater with mostly theater style seats as well as stage side seats. Sit next to the stage and get a faceful of tit for a dollar. I spent most...

Got a topless lapdance ($40) from Versace after her two-girl show on the main stage. Pretty boring, just straddled me and grind, that's it. No emotion, no other positions. Hard not to enjoy it, but I expected more.

The girls doing the stage show get pretty wild for...

Wow -- I have a new favorite club in town. I'd avoided the CH for years, since parking is terrible and it's in a dodgy neighborhood, but I'd done some shopping at the SF Centre last night and it was only a couple blocks away, so I figured what the...

I recently visited this club after reading positive reviews and not-so-positive reviews of the MSC across the street. It was late afternoon on a Friday, and the club was mostly empty, except for a couple of guys seated up at the stage. The layout is odd - this location has...

This is still my favorite SF club. You can really relax sitting front row at the stage and pay out singles for every song. The girls are 6-10 quality. I went late afternoon last week. There were about 8 or 9 girls working. Saw a number of terrific stage shows...

Was in SF on business in mid Nov and stopped in the CH. Easy to find, but Market is a area where you want to walk quickly through. Was there in the afternoon and I think the cover was $15. No waitress or drinks, just theater seating with a stage...

Went to CH on a Friday night. Place was pretty crowded with quite a few girls working. Sat for a few hours stageside and watched the parade of ladies. All shapes and sizes. I loved the wide variety of ethnic groups represented. Saw the Stephanie Swift feature. What a disappointment...

Caught the Stephanie Swift feature, and was quite disappointed by how tame the show was. The closest she got to doing anything interesting was to pull the guys up toward the stage and then shake here tits in the general vicinity of thier face. Definitely no contact though. Seemed like...

Went in on a weekend, it was moderately packed. As I've seen before here, girls vary a lot in ethnicity and size and shape. Finally I saw a beautiful tall blonde named xstacy. Went to the book rooms, she was a bit slow to get naked, but...

This club made it to my favorites. I've been recently, 3 times in a row. Once a Thursday, then Friday and again on Tuesday.

Thursday:
Pretty slow and I got 3 nude dances with a lot of grinding for $80 in a VIP room. Left happy.

Friday:
This was more the fun night. At...

I stopped in here before 7 on a Wednesday to catch the $15 cover. I left for dinner and came back later. It is a strange layout with the theater seats and a runway stage through the center of some of them. I had read some of...

Visited on a weekday afternoon. Sparse crowd, but several dancers, all attractive. Previous reviews are right about the awkward layout of the club, but had paid the cover so I figured I would stay for a while. After a few minutes, a very attractive dancer came by and sat...

On a recent trip to the Bay Area I decided to visit the Crazy Horse instead of MBOT after reading repeated comments in the TUSCL reviews about the extravagant prices at MBOT. This turned out to be a mistake; I wish I had gone to MBOT instead. The...

This club is a perennial favorite. The girls here are pretty (not quite MBOT level, but very nice) and they are friendly.

Viperroom is right, tipping well by the stage will get you a lot of mileage. I'm only talking about a couple of dollars per girl. If...

Went with a friend of mine to check about this club. It all depends on the girl but the lap dance is up in the air with price. Personally sitting at the stage style and tipping is best for me. The best part of this club is that the girls...