The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewArrived at the club about 30...
Arrived at the club about 30 minutes before shift change on a Thursday night. Just as at most clubs, the night shift appears to be on average almost 2 points higher in looks than…
XTommyX
Apr 12, 2007, 12:00 AM
In general, over the last few...
In general, over the last few years SF clubs have gone downhill dramatically as they've basically consolidated to one major operator and a couple of smaller ones. While the scene in general isn't as…
lazybucks
Apr 1, 2007, 2:53 AM
I visited this club...
I visited this club expecting to be disappointed, but was pleasantly surprised. Although the extreme milage of certain Houston and Seattle clubs is not available, this club more than makes up for…
hotmarks
Mar 21, 2007, 2:46 AM
A bit on the expensive side,...
A bit on the expensive side, but I find many of the girls very hot.
A lap dance, clothed, is $20, and this is in a public area. For about 80-100, one can get a…
MarkBudd
Mar 15, 2007, 2:47 AM
I caught Jenna & Courtney on...
I caught Jenna & Courtney on my business trip there. It's always a great time spending an hour. Got a lapdance from Courtney and she was really into it. I used to…
dcalleja
Mar 12, 2007, 9:08 AM
Stopped by earlier this week to...
Stopped by earlier this week to catch the house feature of Mercedes and Mykel. Mercedes has been one of my favorites for a while, and Mykel is growing on me. They do a great job…
formerATLclubguy
Jan 15, 2007, 5:58 PM
I found myself with time to...
I found myself with time to spare on a Monday afternoon and decided to drop by and check out the Crazy Horse. The walk from the Moscone Center takes you through a few streets that…
darby
Jan 14, 2007, 1:19 PM
Been there before; went again; glad...
Been there before; went again; glad I did. I'll do it again.
I actually went a couple of nights in a row. The first night was interesting, would up spending time with a young…
ArizonaSlim
Jan 14, 2007, 1:19 PM
I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before,...
I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before, but it's changed a bit since then. A few things:
1. They now have the token machines, but the girls don't like to use them, it doesn't seem.…
Mott
Dec 30, 2006, 8:37 PM
Based on the reviews, I went...
Based on the reviews, I went to this club Monday night while in SF on business.
I imagine it would be a nice place had it not been for a very high pressure hustle…
meathound
Dec 7, 2006, 3:57 AM
Well I owning get dances when...
Well I owning get dances when I'm in town from Tiffany on the M-Fr day shift. She is a tiny bubbly Asian with cute perky fake ones.
She'll take you to the back if she…
BuckMcNutter
Dec 4, 2006, 7:23 AM
Went back to this place back...
Went back to this place back in August.
The thing to remember about this place is that the talent levels vary with the performers. They actually have a website where you can see which dancers…
tokyojeffro
Nov 30, 2006, 5:26 AM
Went in around 11:50 PM on...
Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to CH once a couple of years…
cant_get_enough
Nov 22, 2006, 3:27 AM
I drove into town on a...
I drove into town on a Friday, specifically to catch the Kira Kener show down the street. Ended up catching the Kaylani Lei show at CH. I didn't even know she was performing here,…
Mr Magoo
Nov 20, 2006, 4:09 AM
If you are thinking that this...
If you are thinking that this is like the Las Vegas CH2, you'll be disappointed. The decor, girls and the whole atmosphere is a lot lower class... the only good thing is that SF…
SFlurker
Nov 16, 2006, 4:00 AM
Caught the feature show of Nautica...
Caught the feature show of Nautica Thorn last week - one of the best features I've ever seen. Excellent use of multiple toys was mind-blowing. Unlike many features she also smiled and appeared to be…
formerATLclubguy
Nov 15, 2006, 3:29 AM
Interesting club in a rough part...
Interesting club in a rough part of town. Just down the road from LA girls and the Market Street Theatre. Easy to get to from BART, MUNI, or any other of the many…
rugrat
Nov 13, 2006, 3:39 AM
There is always good talent here...
There is always good talent here and, while the layout is unusual, you can use the layout to make a wise choice of partner. You can have a good time with 3 dances for…
raya
Nov 10, 2006, 3:49 AM
Made a visit last Sunday. Got...
Made a visit last Sunday. Got to the CH around 7:30 and it seemed that it had just opened. I've been before, about a year ago. I'm not from the area, but will check out…
five4fighting_1966
Oct 26, 2006, 6:27 AM
went in last monday - $20...
went in last monday - $20 cover. Saw an incredible (9) black woman named Brazil dance, who I had had a perfect PS with in the past. She took me back and didn't have to…
moholy
Oct 24, 2006, 2:59 AM
Stopped in a few days ago....
Stopped in a few days ago. Cover was $20 at 5:30. Most of the dancers ere Asian. Got a LD from Kayla. Was fairly bring (as noted bu iothers). Top…
nappy
Oct 21, 2006, 8:39 AM
Visited Crazy Horse on 9/21/06. ...
Visited Crazy Horse on 9/21/06. It had been about 3 years since I'd been here. Really, not a whole lot has changed. I even recognized 2 or 3 of the dancers.…
Hanky Panky
Oct 10, 2006, 7:27 AM
It's been almost a year since...
It's been almost a year since I have been there, and while the it looks the same physically. They added a token system. You deposit $20 bills into a machine for tokens to…
Thebuddha
Sep 24, 2006, 4:11 AM
The previous poster did a good...
The previous poster did a good job describing the lay-out w/ the theater type chairs. The girls do 2 song sets on stage. First topless, 2nd nude. Went on a Wednesday night…
cobra45
Sep 7, 2006, 2:55 AM
Went on a Tuesday afternoon, with...
Went on a Tuesday afternoon, with a $20 cover. Extremely garish inside, a long theater type structure longer than wide, with a very high ceiling. From the back to about halfway to…
Danton
Aug 23, 2006, 8:02 PM
